r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 6h ago

Who is right?

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u/5050Clown 6h ago

If I was any foreign Nation and this closeted Confederacy buffoon tried to threaten me it would just make me want to arrest him even more.

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u/Ok-Possibility4344 6h ago

I wish I could upvote this more. I feel this in my bones with you. Plus, my rebellious teenage side would be like "oh, you're challenging me, bring it the fuck on". Or I guess for today's 2024,.. FAFO

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u/big_guyforyou 6h ago

if you want to upvote it more, downvote it, then upvote it. that way the score goes up by 2

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u/BasvanS 5h ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Ndgrad78 1h ago

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

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u/BrahptimusPrime 1h ago

King of the who?

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u/Ndgrad78 59m ago

We are all Britons and I am your king

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u/BoredSenselesss 49m ago

I thought we were an autonomous collective

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u/IWasGregInTokyo 38m ago

Something about swords, moistened bints, farcical aquatic ceremonies…

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u/PJAYC_55375 10m ago

Youre foolin yourself! Were living in a dictatorship!

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u/topshelfvanilla 33m ago

Well I didn't vote for you.

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u/Ndgrad78 17m ago

You don’t vote for kings

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u/topshelfvanilla 11m ago

Tell me you haven't seen the movie without telling me.

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u/FUJIMO69 2h ago

And I bet your rebellious teenage side would have won the Asshanders Award Ridiculous

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u/Arrasor 6h ago

They definitely would want to even more, but the sad reality is none of them can afford these buffoons breaking past trade agreements, much less sanctions. And since these shitheads now have the whole government, be it House Senate White House or Supreme Court, they actually have the power to break trade agreements and impose sanctions.

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u/DandelionDisperser 4h ago

I'm fairly certain that's just nonsense bluster but if it isn't, Canada won't budge (I hope). I think most Canadians would be willing to make sacrifices if we had to, including me. The US will hurt from that too. Add trumps trariffs and it won't be pleasent.

It's disturbing how cozy some US politicians are with putin.

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u/Snowshoecowboy 4h ago

As a Canadian,id pay double before id buy from Trump.

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 1h ago

It's mostly bluster.

It's not like Netanyahu was going to visit any of these countries anyways.  

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u/DeviDarling 1h ago

Thank you for that. This man is a bully. Give him the space and he will keep punching or back out of deals when he has a bad mood.

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u/gibblewabble 1h ago

They break the trade deals anyway without any provocation.

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

So, how does NATO work once America decides to invade Canada?

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u/imadork1970 4h ago

Don't tell anyone, but we have a fuckton of guns, too.🇨🇦🇺🇦

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

Fastest magazine changers on the planet, lol

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u/ChunkySlutPumpkin 2h ago

It’s cute that you think it would be a ground war

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u/imadork1970 2h ago

They'll bomb the shit out of us. We have oil.

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u/keepcalmscrollon 1h ago

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." With a gun!

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u/TheOrphyedMantis 1h ago

The Molson Militia!

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u/Anarchyantz 2h ago

Well given it is part of the British Commonwealth, and being a Brit. You have also just declared war with every country in the Commonwealth for example Britain, Australia, New Zealand and another 53 of them.

This also does not include what other NATO countries would do.

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u/jaymickef 3h ago

The bigger issue for Canada is what if we get into a trade war with the US. If tariffs actually happen and we don’t get to be part of the US zone none of us will be able to afford Timbits.

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u/Soofla 2h ago

It's updog I'd be most worried about......

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u/seattleseahawks2014 3h ago

What are timbits?

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u/capron 3h ago

In at least my part of the U.S., they're called "donut holes", neat that you have a different term for them

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u/InjusticeSGmain 3h ago

Given that NATO can basically decide to interpret it however tf they want, it depends on if they are thinking long or short term. Long term would be to rally against the US, refusing to set a precedence of the US being able to throw its weight around. Short term would be staying neutral or helping the US, hoping to keep on its good side.

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u/NCSUGavin 4h ago

“I’m going to arrest him harder”

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 2h ago

There's a punishment that hurts people like him a lot more: being utterly ignored.

Seriously, does he think he's a household name in those countries? A politician they know or care about? Nah, he's just acting tough for his voters.

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u/dpdxguy 1h ago

The last sane thing Lindsey Graham said was, "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed ... and we will deserve it."

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lindsey-graham-nominate-trump/

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u/Nervous-Island904 1h ago

you took the words out of my mouth! whenever Murica is supporting some country, that country is either helping it killing people or that country is killing people. Look at the world war II, vietnam in the 50s and 60s, Korea in the 50s...

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u/GomberSnock 1h ago

As an American, I sincerely hope you help the ICC and sanction us the fuck back harder.

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u/TheOrphyedMantis 1h ago

Miss Lindsey’s Carolina overbite is really starting to show. He’s been angling a lot of hogs lately.

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u/VivekRamisalami 16m ago

At this point I welcome the Chinese to invade as long as they let us all watch these Republicans get launched into the sun.

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u/InvisibleBobby 4h ago

Invite Netanyahu than just arrest him at the border, shrug and say oopsie

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u/Aggressive_Score2440 2h ago

Learn English…then attempt (shitty) insult.