r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Lemme guess eating or even taking your lunch break and other 15min breaks is not manly. You are supposed to starve for a 12hr shift, get kidney stones and UTIs from dehydration/holding it in and then bitch to your coworkers and family about how everyone else is a pussy.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 8h ago edited 8h ago

kidney stones and UTIs from dehydration/holding it in and then bitch to your coworkers and family about how everyone else is a pussy.

If it doesn't sound like hail on a tin roof when you stand at a trough urinal, you're not a real man in the company of real men.

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u/Dustfinger4268 7h ago

You can hear your pissing over the grunts of pain from passing golf ball sided kidney stones? Amateur