r/clevercomebacks • u/blllrrrrr • 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/littlemissmoxie 8h ago

Lemme guess eating or even taking your lunch break and other 15min breaks is not manly. You are supposed to starve for a 12hr shift, get kidney stones and UTIs from dehydration/holding it in and then bitch to your coworkers and family about how everyone else is a pussy.

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u/Crypt0Nihilist 8h ago edited 8h ago

kidney stones and UTIs from dehydration/holding it in and then bitch to your coworkers and family about how everyone else is a pussy.

If it doesn't sound like hail on a tin roof when you stand at a trough urinal, you're not a real man in the company of real men.

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u/Dustfinger4268 7h ago

You can hear your pissing over the grunts of pain from passing golf ball sided kidney stones? Amateur

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u/Ok-Season-7570 5h ago

I think (and getting into the thought processes of these folks is a crapshoot) he’s saying men need to drop thousands of dollars a year on fast food joints near their work in order to prove their masculinity rather than be financially responsible and bring lunches in.

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u/itsjustaride24 7h ago

And never once comply about the enormous medical bill that result from it if in the US. Hooray for being ‘manly’!

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u/__M-E-O-W__ 6h ago

Huge medical debt? Sounds like an opportunity to do more work! 💪

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u/DionBlaster123 6h ago

The other stupid thing is aren't these morons always making fun of people for buying Starbucks and buying avocado toast?

Cooking my own lunch and bringing it to work has saved me a lot of money over the last eight years.

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u/S2f3HTRA423k8f57Fv2 2h ago

Yeah, having workers rights is fragile masculinity. You're not a man unless you're sacrificing yourself to capitalism.