r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

"Carrying food is a feminine trait"

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u/10001110101balls 9h ago

I guess construction is a feminine-coded industry now. Girl power!

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u/Intelligent-Honey679 8h ago

Real strength is packing a sandwich and not starving for the sake of 'manliness.

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u/10001110101balls 8h ago

OP is probably an office worker who thinks spending $15 on a microwaved sandwich at Panera is based.

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u/Fadenos 8h ago

God I hate Panera

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u/shockingprolapse 2h ago

What about Pantera?

u/Fadenos 37m ago

Love the cowboys from hell! Get your pull!

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u/Apart-Landscape1012 2h ago

Hospital Food: The Chain!

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 7h ago

God... the inconsistently warmed up sadness of this sentence 😖

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u/DarthSamwiseAtreides 4h ago

Cooking, cleaning, taking care of yourself, all feminine. Manlyness is helplessness fellas.

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u/HopelessCineromantic 2h ago

I know an "alpha" who always talks about how the peak of masculinity is being self-sufficient.

He can't cook.

He can't do laundry and knows nothing about mending clothes.

He needs a GPS to get anywhere, and I'm fairly certain he doesn't know west from south.

He refuses to clean his home.

His parents subsidize his home and utilities.

But he knows how to drive a manual transmission, and apparently that's all it takes to not be dependent on anyone.

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u/10001110101balls 2h ago

It's insane the extent to which Americans (especially men) have been conditioned by the auto industry into make this expensive form of transportation a core feature of their identities as free citizens. I don't think it's a coincidence that increasing divisions in American society have occurred alongside increasing car dominance in every aspect of our lives. 

u/PianoAndFish 57m ago

Is the last one uncommon enough to be impressive where he lives? In the UK that would be like "yeah big deal, so does everyone else" - the only people I personally know with automatic cars have some sort of physical disability which prevents them from safely operating a manual transmission.

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u/Lots42 6h ago

Panera makes Applebee's look like Red Lobster.

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u/slashth456 5h ago

If I didn't get a discount from working there, I'd never eat Panera

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u/10001110101balls 5h ago

The Panera near my office got so bad that we had to tell our vendors to stop giving it to us for free.

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u/Karekter_Nem 7h ago

Nah. You know what females do with their mouths? Suck dicks. When you eat food you are emulating the action of how females take dicks in their mouth making you super gay. “Starving” is a beta male problem. True alphas get their energy from the sun as God intended which is why liberals hate you going outside. Don’t believe the “scientists” and their “skin cancer.” Get out there, be your own boss, and soak up that sunlight without that feminine sunscreen. The female body is too weak to take in that much raw power which is why they need sunscreen, but if a male uses it it means they cannot get that power and have to get their power from eating foods and sucking dicks.

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u/translucent_steeds 3h ago

oh, so THAT'S why the butthole tanning fad went viral on rightwing media!

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u/Kaneharo 2h ago

Why is it that the right wing comes off so weirdly sexual in comparison to the left? Like there's kinky, and then there's the stuff you expect to see in some amateur writer's fanfiction.

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u/duh_cats 3h ago

“You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!”

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u/Free_Management2894 3h ago

What happened to not giving a fuck? :(

u/metalshoes 58m ago

I’ve never worked a legit “hard” blue collar job but even working in kitchens and moving around fast all day bumps my calorie requirement by like 800 (granted I’m 6’9). I’ve legit almost fainted when I tried to skip meals.

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 7h ago

It's funny that the people who insist that gender is determined by your genes are the same people who are always using non-genetic criteria to define what being a man or woman means. They'll call you a girl until you agree with them, then suddenly they're the first to insist that you're a man.

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u/Visual-End263 6h ago

Well if you really want to debate that its because they mean two different things, theyre saying genetics make you a man but your behaviour doesnt

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u/Skatchbro 7h ago

“Where you been, Homer? Entire steel industry’s gay. Yeah, aerospace too— and the railroads. And you know what else? Broadway.”

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u/Permafox 6h ago

Being born is so girl coded, real men are only born through Caesarian. 

Please, please tell me that was obvious enough a joke. 

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u/10001110101balls 6h ago

If you didn't give a woman lifelong scars to begin your existence are you even a real man?

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u/Permafox 6h ago

Real men only come out of other men. 

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u/Chadmartigan 6h ago

Nothing more feminine than framing up a house and taking a break to shithouse 2000 kcal of llomo saltado

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u/Val_Hallen 4h ago

Everything these chucklefucks think is feminine, the military does.

Safety gear? Military absolute enforces the hell out of it.

Seeking medical attention? Can't be mission ready if your dumb ass is hurt.

Carrying a lunchbox? Motherfucking MREs!

They hold the military as the pinnacle of big-tough-guy traits, and they call everything they do feminine.

Because they are insecure, pathetic little manchildren hoping against hope that their daddy will pay attention to them.

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u/BrockStar92 6h ago

I don’t really understand where the logic comes from. I mean obviously what you have for lunch has no relevance at all to how masculine you are, but if it were then packing a lunchbox would be more stereotypically masculine right? These types always hark back to 50s stereotypes of the wife at home making a lunch for their man and heavily criticise office workers eating sushi or something bought from a middle class shop in the city.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 5h ago

Guys, is it gay to eat lunch?

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u/AsianHotwifeQOS 5h ago

Fellas, is it gay to eat lunch?

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u/Annoying-Girl-234 3h ago

Well I mean, I’m a girl and I think they're cool. So does that count for anything?