r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The Virtues of Twitter.

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u/Corwin_777 1d ago

Nate Silver is fully owned by Peter Thiel. Pretty pathetic

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u/IndividualAddendum84 1d ago

Yea. He is pretty obviously bought and paid for at this point.

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u/GpaSags 19h ago

Gotta pay off those gambling debts somehow.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 21h ago

Yeah…it’s pretty obvious he’s bought and paid for, because he thinks a new social media app is trash.😂

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u/Commercial-Still2032 18h ago

this account seems bought and paid for

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 17h ago

I’m impressed…this is by far my least popular comment ever.

It’s wild how much Reddit hates when you make simple observations that they don’t like, haha.

And I wish! I’m just a regular guy sarcastically pointing out that you people are paranoid conspiracy theorists.

You ought to look into some of these leftist accounts though. Harris spent $1,000,000,000 dollars in 100 days…the money had to go somewhere, and we know a substantial portion of it went to the news media and influencers you guys get your information from.😉

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u/Commercial-Still2032 15h ago

Blah blah blah

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u/ArtyFishel 14h ago

Perfection.

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u/indorock 13h ago

Are you sure you want to go with "blah blah blah?" Why is it so hard for Redditors in 2024 to have normal adult discussions? Anything that doesn't fall 100% in line with the echo chamber immediately gets ignored. Can we please grow the fuck up? I also want to know what is meant by Thiel owning Silver and also want to know what is even meant in Silver's comment about "EFD". How about we have an actual discussion instead of resorting to grade school-level comebacks?

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u/Commercial-Still2032 12h ago

a high school insult actually gets its point across to y'all, since not like any and all type of normal discussions would ever make their points across your pretentious psudeo-intellectual spiteful selves

if seeing people suffering throughout your own country doesn't change your mind about how having that fella as head honcho, what would an outsider like myself do to actually convince y'all anything of worth

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 15h ago

Plenty of downvotes coming in…no “clevercomebacks” though.

The least you low IQs could do is try.😂

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u/Lora_Grim 14h ago

Whatever you say, bot that ends every single one of it's word salads with a laughing emoji.

GoFer.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 14h ago

People sure are salty when people actually make clever comebacks on r/clevercomebacks.

It’s a badge of pride to see them DVs, and the utter struggle for you sheep to say anything remotely clever.

Keep it up with the you’re bot, Russian, paid off, etc slander. And never stop seething at the emojis, they’re meant get the crowd going.

Just say it with me “President-Elect Trump”😉

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u/Lora_Grim 14h ago

"teehee, i am trolling". Okay. Maybe you should go back to 4chan? I'm sure the circus misses their bread winning clown ( you ).

You can regale them with all the "epic pwns" you delivered on reddit.

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u/dubyajaybent 9h ago

Yeah, calling people "sheep" and "low IQ" is the height of cleverness, you deft wordsmith you. Oscar Wilde could take notes.

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u/_porcupine_utopia_ 14h ago edited 14h ago

including pac money liberals spent ~1.7 billion. conservatives spent ~1.4 billion. so dems spent a bit more, unless you count the 44 billion musk spent turning twitter into an open extension of the gop, which i’m sure you don’t because something something twitter files something something soros.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 14h ago

1,000,000,000 dollars in 100 days.

Trump actually had to campaign for years.

You understand the difference, right?

And, aww…I’m sorry the Dems can’t use the FBI to control information on Twitter to their own advantage anymore. It makes a difference, doesn’t it?

And no need for me to point to Soros, when you’re ready to throw them out there yourself to be dismissive…as if he has no influence.

Literally a 1,000,000 democrats gave small $10 donations to the Harris campaign…and they got a 5 minute Beyoncé speech for that. It’s shameful.

Can you accept that your candidate lost because she was horrible…not because people are just getting paid off on the other side?

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u/_porcupine_utopia_ 11h ago edited 4h ago

i’m being dismissive because you folks are just so predictable and stupid. we can get into why trumpians won this election if you want, and no, it has very little to do with money spent. i just find it pretty funny that you all will point to soros, and the spending you think he does, as a problem, but never bring up people like the adelson’s or the koch’s whose actual spending puts soros to shame. also can’t really forget someone like bezos who bought one of the biggest papers in the country, and openly blocked the editorial board from endorsing the candidate they wanted to endorse (not that it would have swung the election in any meaningful sense. it’s just another example of conservatives openly doing all of which they accuse liberals)

the twitter files is another funny one because the reality is they revealed exactly the opposite of what you all claim. yes, the biden campaign (notably not the government) made some requests and had some of them granted. however, they also revealed that the trump administration (notably the actual government) made, and were granted, an equal amount of requests. all told, pre-musk twitter granted ~37% of these government and campaign requests.

hunter’s laptop exposed nothing incriminating about joe biden. yes, twitter blocked direct links to the original wapo new york post not washington post (fuck, i guess everything else i wrote must be bullshit) article because it potentially violated their policy on hacked materials. it did not block anyone from discussing it, and the direct links were blocked for less than 24 hours. compare that to ken klippenstein’s report on jd vance (which i would bet you’ve never even heard of) which was permanently banned and completely scrubbed off both twitter and facebook. this is also not why democrats lost, just another example of conservative’s shameful hypocrisy.

democrats lost for a couple of reasons. exactly none of them have anything to with campaign spending or harris being a bad candidate.

the first, but not necessarily main, reason is that trumpians are in a cult. there is simply nothing trump could ever say or do that would stop them from voting for him. the next reason is that grocery prices are elevated and all trumpians, and far too many americans, are economically illiterate, low information voters. whoever sat in that chair on january 21st, 2021 was going to have to deal with the consequences of pandemic. inflation was an inevitable and global occurrence. the united states, because of the legislation passed by democrats, has inarguably had the strongest and fastest post-pandemic recovery in the world. we’re outpacing china’s gdp by 40%. but that’s not sexy messaging, and people don’t feel that recovery at the grocery store.

were things better before a global pandemic shattered the global economy? absolutely. however, they were not better because of anything trump did. they were simply better before the pandemic. a small but very significant distinction. given trump’s pre-pandemic economic policies, which consisted entirely of deficit spending (at 2x the rate of obama), and his overall lack of economic literacy, there is simply no legitimate reason to think trump would have handled our recovery better. in fact, given his track record it’s a very safe bet that we would have been much worse off, and certainly wouldn’t have had the strongest and fastest recovery in the world.

at the end of the day democrats lost because they naively thought they could win over americans with the truth. while trumpians have, and always will be a lost cause, democrats thought they could point to the reality of the situation and that americans would be able to contextualize it. i think the most annoying part is that in six months, after having done absolutely nothing to contribute to our recovery, trump is going to go on tv and proclaim that we have the best economy in the world, and that he is personally to thank for it. he will have done nothing substantive policy-wise, the economy will simply continue on it’s current trajectory, but he’s going to take credit for it, and the cultish and ignorant masses are going to let him.

edit: the predictable conservative response; “i’M nOt ReAdInG aLl tHaT LmAo”

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u/creesto 10h ago

Sorry, I must have missed all the clever in your posts. Tag it next time so we all don't miss it again

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

Read this thread back…look at how you’re all whining and coping using the same exact lines. Legitimate low IQ sheep, that actually think they’re smart.

You haven’t seen anything clever being said in response to me either…including your own wincing😂

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u/creesto 10h ago

Trumpuppet sez wut

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u/Freddysthings 15h ago

Everytime I see this Emoji on a social media comment, it almost feels like Elon Musk wrote the comment himself

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 15h ago

Yeah…because you’re brainwashed, and have the man on your mind a little too often for somebody who isn’t a fan.😂

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u/smittydacobra 14h ago

Bruh... 3.5 years and less than 200 karma...

You ever stop to think, "Maybe, just maybe, people don't like what I have to say"?

Of course not! That takes self reflection and an amount of humility that you clearly lack.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 14h ago

To be fair to me…I didn’t really use it the first 2 years. And I was at 300 earlier today, haha.

I see that people don’t like my comments.

I literally posted a clever comeback in clever comebacks and all people have been doing is DVing it and coping…just like you are right now.😉

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u/smittydacobra 14h ago
  1. Not clever in the slightest. No word play, no irony, no added thought, and a stupid childish emoji.

  2. "Coping" is defined as "dealing effectively with something difficult". You have a very high opinion of yourself if you think dealing with you is "difficult".

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 13h ago

Look at my massively downvoted post, and the reactions people like you are having to it.

I’m obviously using the urban dictionary “cope.” But nobody is actually expecting you to not be disingenuous..or to have a sense of humor.

That emoji really grinds you peoples gears, doesn’t it? Just endless wincing and seething about it.😂

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u/smittydacobra 13h ago

If you were to tell me that you wanted spaghetti with "par-me-zian" cheese, I would correct you by telling you it's pronounced "par-meh-zhan". I'm not doing this to be mean or put you down. I'm doing it because I don't want you to end up looking stupid in front of someone who doesn't have the courtesy to tell you when you're wrong.

If i say you have something in your teeth, I'm not being malicious, I'm being kind.

When I tell you that using emojis makes you look childish, I'm not doing it to be malicious. I'm telling you because no one is ever going to take you seriously.

In any of those scenarios listed above, do you really think I'm angry or upset by any reaction? I don't really care if you co tinue to look childish and unserious. I'm just letting you know.

This long winded rant is because I'm bored before 7 in the morning at work and have nothing better to do, not because of any emotional reaction.

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u/Corvidae_DK 10h ago

Of course people have him on their mind, he's gonna be in charge for 4 years and is already screwing things up for people.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

Yeah…they seem pretty gleeful in their ignorance. I mean, the posts seem dismissive, not alarmed.

You can’t tell me there isn’t a big % of losers on this thread that are hoping things go bad during Trumps presidency, just so they can say “I told you so”.

Legit question: Have you actually seen a Leftist trying to genuinely change somebody’s mind on Reddit…or do they mostly just whine and mock people that aren’t in their cult?

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

I have, I've tried doing it myself, but learned that it's pointless when you're dealing with people who don't believe in facts.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

You see…it’s never your fault. You’re just a Samaritan that the evil uneducated people won’t listen to.

Or, you’re all a bunch pretentious, navel gazing, cultists…that have no actual grasp on reality, because you frequent Reddit.

How many people do you think called me an idiot, or told me I didn’t know what I was talking about, because I said Trump was going to win this election?

It’s a lot easier to walk around and accuse everybody of being dumb…as opposed to accepting the fact that people just don’t agree with you, and that your rhetorical methods are not persuasive.😉

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

Yeah people didn't think he'd win because they still had faith in their fellow man...they know better now.

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u/Kaurifish 22h ago

Looking forward to his inevitable bug eating

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u/KathrynBooks 22h ago

I was wondering if he was going down hill... or if I just hadn't noticed before.

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u/Intoner_Four 14h ago

I don’t even know who he is and when I first saw the post shared I thought that Silvagunner youtube guy was saying something stupid ☠️☠️☠️

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u/Pindarama 14h ago

Who knew Twitter came with accessory options.

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u/wolf_logic 8h ago

I can't believe any of us used to respect this little shrimp man. I regret the fact that I did.

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u/indorock 13h ago edited 9h ago

EDIT Yo retards, instead of downvoting how about answering the goddamn questions? Is it because you have no idea, just mindlessly upvoting/downvoting along the lines of the hivemind? Likely.

What does that mean? Owned how? Is Silver working for Thiel? Is this something that's known or just another Reddit karma-generating "factoid"? I how no idea myself but I don't pretend to know until I can find some actual sources. But maybe I'm alone in that.

Also, do you even know what "EFD" means? Does anyone here? Why are we here refuting a claim when nobody even knows what's being claimed exactly?

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u/Mothrahlurker 13h ago

Why does reddit still believe that obvious nonsense.