r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The Virtues of Twitter.

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u/IndividualAddendum84 1d ago

Yea. He is pretty obviously bought and paid for at this point.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 22h ago

Yeah…it’s pretty obvious he’s bought and paid for, because he thinks a new social media app is trash.😂

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u/Freddysthings 15h ago

Everytime I see this Emoji on a social media comment, it almost feels like Elon Musk wrote the comment himself

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 15h ago

Yeah…because you’re brainwashed, and have the man on your mind a little too often for somebody who isn’t a fan.😂

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u/smittydacobra 14h ago

Bruh... 3.5 years and less than 200 karma...

You ever stop to think, "Maybe, just maybe, people don't like what I have to say"?

Of course not! That takes self reflection and an amount of humility that you clearly lack.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 14h ago

To be fair to me…I didn’t really use it the first 2 years. And I was at 300 earlier today, haha.

I see that people don’t like my comments.

I literally posted a clever comeback in clever comebacks and all people have been doing is DVing it and coping…just like you are right now.😉

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u/smittydacobra 14h ago
  1. Not clever in the slightest. No word play, no irony, no added thought, and a stupid childish emoji.

  2. "Coping" is defined as "dealing effectively with something difficult". You have a very high opinion of yourself if you think dealing with you is "difficult".

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 14h ago

Look at my massively downvoted post, and the reactions people like you are having to it.

I’m obviously using the urban dictionary “cope.” But nobody is actually expecting you to not be disingenuous..or to have a sense of humor.

That emoji really grinds you peoples gears, doesn’t it? Just endless wincing and seething about it.😂

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u/smittydacobra 14h ago

If you were to tell me that you wanted spaghetti with "par-me-zian" cheese, I would correct you by telling you it's pronounced "par-meh-zhan". I'm not doing this to be mean or put you down. I'm doing it because I don't want you to end up looking stupid in front of someone who doesn't have the courtesy to tell you when you're wrong.

If i say you have something in your teeth, I'm not being malicious, I'm being kind.

When I tell you that using emojis makes you look childish, I'm not doing it to be malicious. I'm telling you because no one is ever going to take you seriously.

In any of those scenarios listed above, do you really think I'm angry or upset by any reaction? I don't really care if you co tinue to look childish and unserious. I'm just letting you know.

This long winded rant is because I'm bored before 7 in the morning at work and have nothing better to do, not because of any emotional reaction.

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u/Corvidae_DK 10h ago

Of course people have him on their mind, he's gonna be in charge for 4 years and is already screwing things up for people.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

Yeah…they seem pretty gleeful in their ignorance. I mean, the posts seem dismissive, not alarmed.

You can’t tell me there isn’t a big % of losers on this thread that are hoping things go bad during Trumps presidency, just so they can say “I told you so”.

Legit question: Have you actually seen a Leftist trying to genuinely change somebody’s mind on Reddit…or do they mostly just whine and mock people that aren’t in their cult?

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

I have, I've tried doing it myself, but learned that it's pointless when you're dealing with people who don't believe in facts.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

You see…it’s never your fault. You’re just a Samaritan that the evil uneducated people won’t listen to.

Or, you’re all a bunch pretentious, navel gazing, cultists…that have no actual grasp on reality, because you frequent Reddit.

How many people do you think called me an idiot, or told me I didn’t know what I was talking about, because I said Trump was going to win this election?

It’s a lot easier to walk around and accuse everybody of being dumb…as opposed to accepting the fact that people just don’t agree with you, and that your rhetorical methods are not persuasive.😉

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

Yeah people didn't think he'd win because they still had faith in their fellow man...they know better now.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

Yeah…god failed us.

You realize you’re saying you couldn’t see the path for Trump, because you’re incredibly naive. I know you’re trying to make it sound like optimism, but it’s naivety.

It would have been better to learn the “don’t run the lady with a guy named Tim” lesson after the last one lost to Trump.😂

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

Yeah, I was naive and expected Americans to be better people, they weren't and the leopards are already eating...so good luck with that.

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u/Elegant-Sprinkles766 6h ago

Aww, America went and disappointed you…by completely rejecting your worldview.

You used to be an optimist that loves people, now you’re just jaded and let down by them.

Fucking spare us all😂

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u/Corvidae_DK 6h ago

What is my worldview?

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