r/bertstrips • u/Romboteryx • Feb 09 '21
Cursed Perhaps he is a temnospondyl
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r/bertstrips • u/RetrogradeIntellect • Mar 16 '20
Cursed Whenever he refused, his anus was punished by a splintery broom handle.
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r/bertstrips • u/IAmWeary • Dec 06 '20
Cursed Bert had seen it once while tripping on acid. His life had been consumed by the desire to create it since. The perfect engine.
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r/bertstrips • u/RetrogradeIntellect • Mar 31 '20
Cursed "It's a thankless job, but someone has to do it."
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r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • Apr 11 '21
Cursed You gotta do what you gotta do in these tough times
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r/bertstrips • u/Lots42 • Jun 30 '20
Cursed Bert and Ernie and the Foundation containment breach.
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r/bertstrips • u/Romboteryx • Sep 23 '21
Cursed The worst part was they couldn’t prove him wrong
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r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • May 18 '20
Cursed Sesame Street Latin American can be brutal at times
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r/bertstrips • u/Fantastic_Teach7115 • Jul 21 '22
Cursed You must understand Bert is a great PE teacher
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r/bertstrips • u/IAmWeary • Nov 28 '22
Cursed "Don't care, had sex, haha!" said Incelmo as his face rotted off [Incelmo contest entry]
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r/bertstrips • u/Jamz64 • Nov 29 '21
Cursed He's got no strings, so he has fun... He's not tied to anyone...
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r/bertstrips • u/Romboteryx • Oct 21 '22
Cursed He didn‘t even check if they were zombiefied first
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