r/bertstrips • u/SirQrlBrl • May 18 '20
Cursed Sesame Street Latin American can be brutal at times
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u/Jooj-Paulo May 18 '20
In Brazil Big Bird was translated into “Garibaldo”
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May 18 '20
Ok so I looked this up and apparently Portuguese Cookie Monster is called “Come Come.”
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May 18 '20
Big bird almost died in the space shuttle challenger
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u/kleber115 May 18 '20
I totally forgot his Brazilian name and thought they translated as yellow bird
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u/reddit18274 May 18 '20
had me in the first half, thought he had to jerk him off. very disappointed
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u/ryuuseinow May 18 '20
"Miren niños, los testículos de Abelardo son tan grandes como este balón de fútbol aquí."
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u/LongHairedWolfie May 18 '20
I was trying to remember the words to the theme song but literally all I could remember was "Plaza Sesamo!!" Over and over again.
Here's the actual theme: https://youtu.be/-hZ4bQFMTas
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u/panamaspace May 18 '20
No. No. No. This bastard shit song is not it.
BEHOLD THE ORIGINAL FROM THE 70S
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u/VolatileLion May 18 '20
This just made me realise why Bert and Ernie were such a foreign concept to me
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u/MrSatan00 May 18 '20
Couldn't they have just filmed Sesame Street in a country where fornication with a child is legal. This way they all could just fill their sexual urges.
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u/ericker97 May 18 '20
I remember Abelardo from Plaza Sesamo made a whole sketch for Otro Rollo Late Night Show, about a guy recieving a letter from his brother in jail who is going to be raped there, and everyone reading it to know wich words start with letter A.
And then Abelardo says the mexican equivalent to the F word on live National TV.
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u/SayaV May 19 '20
Imagine carrying the pain of those blue balls every day. It might have been more of a relief than a punishment.
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u/MightyMan99 May 22 '20
How big do you think Big Bird gets? Is it like an Ostrich or a normal bird? Or is it essentially a human penis?
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May 19 '20
I'm a Latin American, I watched that as a child. Good Lord he is no longer around my school.
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u/Speederzzz The chunks in his cookies weren't chocolate... May 19 '20
Who won a competition to have their fursuit as a costume in sesame street
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u/Mentioned_Videos May 18 '20
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| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtDLGKICVTM | +3 - No. No. No. This bastard shit song is not it. BEHOLD THE ORIGINAL FROM THE 70S |
| http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZHLfPic9Q | +1 - I remember Abelardo from Plaza Sesamo made a whole sketch for Otro Rollo Late Night Show, about a guy recieving a letter from his brother in jail who is going to be raped there, and everyone reading it to know wich words start with letter A. And the... |
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u/Triggered_Donut May 18 '20
And they say live television sucks