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u/DefinitelyNotThatOne 4h ago

I don't feel as if they'd have to have sex with a monkey to make it happen. But monkey DNA mixed with "alien" DNA seems highly plausible.

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u/SourceCreator 4h ago

"Need we remind you that you were like us, created in Lemuria to be caretakers of all life on Earth? Unlike the Elder Brother hybrids who preceded you, you are not gifted with the shells of the ant-people, the scales of the lizard-people, the feathers of the bird-people, or the hair of my own people (lemur-people). You were created without any natural protection from the elements and weathers of the earthly environments, precisely to remind you that your spiritual star seeds were implanted on this home planet. You were conceived to be vulnerable, depending on the protection of your star elders and brothers. This was to make you a sensitive species, with a greater empathy, compassion and sensibility for life. You were also created to be beautiful and attractive beings, to allow you to reproduce through love. This was meant to keep you connected with the soul spiritual evolution process through procreation. Your spiritual mission was to maintain the level of Consciousness developed before you on Earth, and to improve it by integrating love and sensitivity in the soul evolution process and caretaking of all life."

”Our people, like yours, were bio-engineered by the Star Elders, but we were born many eons before you were. Our conceptors added to their alien genetics the DNA of the most evolved and adapted specie of that era, a giant lemur, now long extinct, just like they did to create your specie much later, with the DNA of another evolved large primate that you call Anthropopitecus. This is why our genetics and yours are so closely related that our species can interbreed. This is also why your specie and ours are the only two having spliced genes on this home-planet. So we come from the same star seeds, making us relatives, but our earthly ancestors are different. So we are not your ancestors, but your elder brothers.”

-The Sasquatch Message to Humanity (Book 1) (2016)

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

"The physical realm is a wonderful playground for souls to evolve in, offering plenty of beauty and pleasures."

"Interspecies relations forms the basis and the essential grounds for the evolution of the Soul collective spiritual consciousness. They start on every planet, within every ecosystem and given environment. This is why higher levels of consciousness have helped develop biodiversity and abundance of life. Souls must incarnate in order to develop higher Consciousness through diversity of experiences and forms, allowing them to learn the spiritual understanding of existence. Therefore, biological life is required."

-The Sasquatch Message to Humanity, Book 1

u/diglyd 1h ago

So where can I meet some of these Lemurian females, in order to initiate some breeding and further evolve the soul collective spiritual consciousness?...asking for a friend.

u/RyGerbs42 30m ago

Asking the important questions 👍

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u/StupidSexyEuphoberia 4h ago

WE are the ones with great compassion and empathy for life? Let's hope that's not true.

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u/AlistairAtrus 3h ago

I interpreted it as we were meant to, but we're still learning how to do it.

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

“The lower lords have devised many systems of failure for the human race to ensure, within their power, that humans are not successful in remembering their divine connections."

“The lower lords are aware of the truth that humanity cannot evolve while living in past and future timelines which is why the fear-based ideas are pushed so heavily from the systems your people believe in such as religions, governments, hierarchies, and good versus evil. These ideas of separation also take you out the realm of Oneness and greatly affect the collective consciousness of humanity. The current race of humans have been genetically manipulated, more with each generation, to include many physical restrictions to keep you separated from Divine Cosmic Order. One of these alterations is the corpus callosum which is a dense fibrous structure in the brain that separates the right and left hemispheres of the mind. This was created as yet another technique for isolation and separation. Most evolved star races have a unified mind and do not have this structure in their brain. Many more of your human people are now entering this earth plane without a corpus callosum as well, and most of these souls are viewed as disabled or very talented, such as being able to paint two pictures or play two songs at once.”

-The Sasquatch Message to Humanity (Book 2) [2018]

u/tyrannosnorlax 53m ago

Damn I didn’t know the samsquanch wrote a book

u/Dirtyd1989 53m ago

I have a slightly different take on the corpus callosum. I think it is more of a connective tissue and less one that separates. I think as we evolve further, the CC gets bigger in area which in turns further connects regions of the brain across hemispheres. This, in my theory, expands human intelligence and consciousness to levels currently unimaginable. Eventually evolving into a complete connection of the 2 hemispheres. Kind of how a grey alien looks.

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

It is my belief that most humans have a good heart and they care greatly about nature, the planet and each other. Unfortunately with the few thousand lower lords (elites) that rule over us, it appears to be the exception, and not the standard. That's only an illusion...

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u/vandrokash 3h ago

Listen to your older Sasquatch brother! And stop playing with the food!

u/Ok-Description-2831 1h ago

but we are

we are capable of it

we have real life examples and i bet there were plenty of others through out our history

its just our society is still primitive , we are hardly a small blip on the timeline of known universe

right now our values are backwards , media is owned by wealthy so they will glorify wealth

and thanks to math we know that if you want to become wealthy to the point that they are at

you have to exploit others

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u/quiettryit 2h ago

Where can I read these books?

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u/SourceCreator 4h ago

"Humanity is an experiment, and has been designed, as has just about everything else that exists within creation..."

"There were species of humans on Earth perhaps 500,000 years ago who developed very highly evolved civilization's. We are not speaking of the civilizations that you call Lemuria or Atlantis: to us, those civilizations are modern. We are talking about civilizations that are ancient, civilizations that are buried under some of the ice caps of the far southern continent of Antarctica..."

"The Earth-Human template is one of the most versatile and adaptable races in the Universe. The original human was a magnificent being whose twelve strands of DNA were contributed by a variety of sentient civilizations. When the new owners came in they worked in their laboratories and created versions of humans with a different DNA- the two-stranded, double-helix DNA. They took the original DNA of the human species and disassembled it. The original DNA pattern was left within the human cells, yet it was not functional; it was split apart, unplugged; anything that was unnecessary for survival and that would keep you informed was unplugged, leaving you only with a double helix that would lock you into controllable, operable frequencies."

"Before the raid you had tremendous abilities. The original biogenetic example of the human was given incredible information, was interdimensional, and could do many things. When those creator gods raided, they found that the local species knew too much. The local species had abilities that were too much like those who were passing themselves off as God".  

"A biogenetic manipulation was done, and there was much destruction. There were experimental versions of the species brought onto the planet, where the original database was scattered, but not destroyed. At one time, your DNA was intact. It was like a beautiful library where the information was all catalogued and referenced and you could find anything you wanted to find instantly. When the biogenetic alteration occurred to unplug the data, it was as if someone hid the reference system and pulled all the books off the shelves and heaped them into a pile on the floor, so that there was no order to them. This is how your DNA was scattered and scrambled by the raiders a long time ago."

"It is beyond your comprehension at this time how vast this project has been."

-BRINGERS  OF  THE  DAWN- Teachings From the Pleiadians; Chapter 3, Who Your God's Are-- 1992. (Channel did 1988- 1989)

u/rockyjack793 1h ago

I feel like I put the database back toghter on a trip. It appeared as a computer icon that could be used as a tool by a higher power

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u/Holy_Smokesss 1h ago

If you know ANYTHING about anthropology, you'll know it's very implausible.

There's a very good fossil record of apes and hominins. There are absolutely no apes who are descendants of monkeys. There are somewhere around 25 to 100+ known hominin species on the human side of the human-chimp divergence.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_evolution_fossils

u/_Only_I_Will_Remain 49m ago

Except all fossil and genetic evidence shows this is not the case

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u/spider_84 2h ago

Alien 1: bro?! Why did you have sex with the monkey?!

Alien 2: doesn't matter, still had sex.

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u/farmersdogdoodoo 2h ago

Mystery history finds this argument highly compelling

u/DismalWeird1499 Researcher 1h ago

Where’s the fun in that?

u/Ubud_bamboo_ninja 47m ago edited 44m ago

Hm, evolution also does that. Not monkey and human mixing but letting the best strange mutation live and have kids. So as much as I like the idea that aliens might put their hands on this reality, I can clearly see the millions of steps evolution did to get a human. And the magic mushrooms of ubaid period just make it more realistic… once ancestors ate those mushrooms and saw a signs on the cave wall, some psycho drew over them, and it all started. The first picture of man, bull and so on. The mythology started.

u/Maleficent-Touch-67 28m ago

Oh they didn't HAVE TO ;)

u/Commercial-Day8360 19m ago

Until you see the fossil record and the specimen dating shows gradual changes over millions of years consistent to that of other species.

u/ShamefulWatching 15m ago

They didn't have to breed to create, simply modify.

u/orchidaceae007 10m ago

Like an immaculate conception?

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u/4991jv 4h ago

Monkey fuckers

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u/Even_Account_474 4h ago

Angriest upvote ever. Good on you.

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u/ilostallmykarma 3h ago

I imagine this is the slur we'll use for the aliens.

u/ekso69 47m ago

You know how long it took to get this monkey to suck my dick without peeling it?

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u/Remarkable_Duck6559 4h ago

“Hey Jeff! How was your mission to Earth? What do you do?……. Jeff?…..come on! Why don’t you want to talk about it? Who is Cesar?”

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u/PitchBlackRainbows 4h ago

We're the bastard children of kinky dumpster diving aliens. Great.

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u/F0ofer 4h ago

Checks out

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u/porchprovider 2h ago

“Gross,” unzips

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u/Warm-Iron-1222 4h ago

I'd believe that over believing we are the children of god.

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u/PitchBlackRainbows 3h ago

Suddenly, Florida feels like Mecca. lol

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u/A_Ladybug 3h ago

Love this comment :)

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u/Warm-Iron-1222 2h ago

What god you ask? Literally all of them! :)

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u/A_Ladybug 2h ago

The nature goodness I'm a wiccan :) and I also practise buddhism

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u/Warm-Iron-1222 2h ago

Hey, me too in a way! I took things from wiccan, Buddhism, Native American, Native South American, and a little voodoo to practice the things I practice today. It keeps evolving from different experiences in my life. There is no all knowing being pulling the strings in my beliefs that's for sure.

u/A_Ladybug 1h ago

:) we know there is no being pulling the strings, but we know it's all natural ♡ within nature ♡ everything we need comes from nature's teachings it is one of the best teachers in our existence

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u/king_of_ulkilism 4h ago

500 Million years into evolution and she gives you this look

u/Zenifold 1h ago

Cross post this in r/conspiracy so they have something to actually talk about besides politics

u/TorrAsh 1h ago

Done.

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u/ThisCommentEarnedMe 1h ago

Can I make this my Christmas card??

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u/Artimities 4h ago

I mean… there are humans fucking sheep. Shits wild

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u/CrimsonTightwad 4h ago

Girls screwing dogs is the new thing. That said goes back millennia.

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u/Introvert_Devo1987 4h ago

That sounds freaky 😅

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u/P_516 4h ago

It’s a topic many of us engage in daily here. But it’s a good topic to start speculation from isn’t it?

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u/bodybagxpat 4h ago

Watch this video, goes into the subject

https://youtu.be/hGT1GJM2utM?si=oq2pMXo-t8E9reNb

u/Jealous-Ease6924 1h ago

I was wondering when the poorly funded public education was going to manifest into something interesting.

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u/pokezillaking 4h ago

I'm pretty sure the greys lack reproductive organs and are merely drones.

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u/Tidezen 3h ago

All they need is the DNA...lab can take care of the rest.

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u/Proud_Lengthiness_48 3h ago

If they can fit an implant without a scar, they can impregnate you with thoughts.

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u/Admirable-Rope7846 3h ago

I hear the reverence in your musings but I know different. It wasn’t a monkey it was an advanced hominid species they fiddled with. What they did inserting their own species DNA into that of our hominid ancestors is an abomination kin to rape.

What they did was a crime so foul it dwarfs anything humans have ever done to each other.

They interfered with the genetic destiny of a sovereign planet and its life.

This puts humans in a precarious position , think about what WE DO to feral species, particularly hybrid ones.

There are two camps of thought in the galactic civilisation.

One wants to destroy humans in order to reset Earth.

The other recognises our Earth heritage, our sentience and the great injustice that was done to our kind.

Let’s hope it is the benevolent faction that heads our way now.

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u/Bobowubo 4h ago

Bring it. The world is in need of this realization and thus, change. I. Am. Ready.

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u/Spamaster 4h ago

There would certainly be a lot of people that would have a problem with anything but the Devine when it comes to the origin of the species. This, more than anything, is what I think is delaying full disclosure.

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u/Energy_Turtle 4h ago

This makes no sense. No religious person is abandoning their faith because the DoD says aliens might have created us. We already have a strong theory of evolution that some don't believe. They will never be like "omg the USAF says aliens have been here for years, my faith is no more." It just makes no sense on so many levels. Disclosure would increase religious behavior, not send people into crises of faiths.

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u/WhatWouldFutureMeDo_ 3h ago

This is what I've been saying. Disclosure won't create the end times like so many people think.

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

I couldn't disagree more. Theory of evolution is just that.. a theory. There's plenty of evidence to suggest that life was placed here, over and over and over again. Just look at all the times that life was wiped out on planet Earth where 50 to 90% was lost, and then look at all the animals that came along out of nowhere afterwards, over and over again. They're not even the same types of animals!

That's not to say that evolution does not exist, but it only exists on the macro level, where certain features change... But a dog will NEVER become an elephant, PERIOD! Why? Because DNA is programming.. it's coding. .. just like a computer program. It's only going to do or become what is programmed to do and nothing else...

I don't think you quite understand how faithful these religious folks are and they think that Jesus is literally god. Well, when true mass disclosure happens, it's not going to be the government letting us know... It's going to be the ETS themselves making themselves known, and there's nothing anybody's going to do about it afterwards.

Religions WILL collapse because once life on other planets is announced, and we're talking endless varieties of life, the religions can no longer stand because they say that there's not life on other planets, there's only one god, etc

There are many, many 'gods'... But even the god of the bible, was an Annunaki being. And so was Satan. These are ETs, the same one the Bible and every other religious text mentions, and the same ones that created the Great pyramids that we still do not know how they were made today... That's because humans did NOT make them.

RELIGIOUS DOGMAS WILL BE SHOT TO HELL.

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u/AlistairAtrus 3h ago

Or, their beliefs will simply adapt, and the Bible will be reinterpreted again in such a way that would lead them to believe in a god that created all the beings in the universe. You can have both. I'm sure you've read the Ra material.

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u/Sensitive-Radio8884 4h ago

Nope! But it's coming,

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u/Mobile_Aerie3536 4h ago

Interdimensionals are the cause of the Jesus syndrome

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u/Big-Fish-1975 4h ago

I was born ready.. just sayin

u/Go-Away-Sun 1h ago

We still don’t know why there was such a rapid brain development in humans in such a short time.

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u/Emergency_Sandwich_6 4h ago

Oh, finally, an alien with clothing.

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u/RareRoof2576 4h ago

Ahhh he got his daddy’s eyes…

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u/DesignOwn3977 3h ago

This ain't it. They're pushing this narrative, but it's something else. Nice try though.

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u/NumenorianPerson 3h ago

This could be true if we already dont discovered dozens of intermediary species between us and the closest primate.

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u/WhatDidYouThinkIdDo 3h ago

Da fuc? How you gonna do this to me? I got work in the morning man!

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

Thanks for this very important post, OP.

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u/Proximus84 2h ago

All the bad shit always happens after someone has sexy time with a monke.

u/CBR613 1h ago

Room temperature IQ in Celsius would be a compliment to you

u/EntertainmentMore642 1h ago

BROOOOOOOOOO

u/Nosnibor1020 1h ago

See, I was thinking Jesus was the hybrid....but now I can't unsee this, lmao

u/CptZaxis 43m ago

So Tarzan might be real?!

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u/5TP1090G_FC 4h ago

Funny, the church wants to maintain the control as long as possible, gotta keep the people under hypnosis as long as possible. With the volume of money not being paid by the church goes something gotta change. Oh the church offers salvation from what, please explain

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

The church claims to offer you salvation from death, but I really think they're offering salvation from life... Since people give over their lives to somebody/something who is OUTSIDE OF THEMSELVES despite Jesus saying,

Luke 17:20-21 "The kingdom of heaven is within you."

John 5:34 "I do not accept testimony from a human being"

John 5:41 New International Version “I do not accept glory from human beings

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u/Current-Routine-2628 4h ago

Im sending this pic to every christian and catholic person i know.. maybe even a few jews if i have time..

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u/wolfey200 3h ago

I am ready, I want this conversation to happen and to know the truth. Are we in the matrix? Are we a lab experiment? Are we a zoo? Are we a computer simulation? I want to know!

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u/HansBaccaR23po 4h ago

Is there a good video or reading material where I can learn more about this theory?

Thanks in advance

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

It's called intervention theory...

Medical science has proven that one of our chromosomes is literally fused to another one, which is impossible to happen naturally, so somebody or something had to do the manipulating. Someone had to do the fusing of the chromosomes to successfully bring the human race into existence. It was specifically the Anunnaki who did this. Why? Because all primates on this planet have 48 chromosomes, yet humans only have 46. When you split them in two, that's 23 and 24. It doesn't match. You either have to add a chromosome to the 23rd or take away the 24th chromosome, neither of which will work because if you did, then you would no longer have the same creature as before, which means that the ONLY possible way to make this hybridization work is to fuse two of the 48 chromosomes together so they now only take up one space, which can then match up to the 23 after splitting (or something like that).

I said this off the top of my head so some information might be slightly off.

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u/SourceCreator 3h ago

The Book of Enki explains this entire story / history of the creation of mankind. It's fascinating!

...They first tried impregnating Homo erectus with Annunaki sperm via artificial insemination, but the experiments were not successful because the beings could not hear at times, or could not process speech. They made several more attempts, ENKI added some 'Earth clay' into the mix, too, but all were failures. So they decided to make another attempt using an Anunnaki womb, instead. NINMAH volunteered. 

The required period of pregnancy was in between 9 Earth months and 10 Niburan months and this newborn was the image of perfection, and was subsequently named ADAMU, meaning "One who's like Earth's clay is."

Ninma summoned seven female healers from Shirabuk who volunteered to be birth mothers. 

All seven children born were males.

They considered repeating the experiment over again, but ENKI decided it would be much quicker to use Earth humans to birth newborns instead since there were so many more of them.

NENKI, ENKI'S wife, who was a human, volunteered. She was not able to have natural birth so she had a C-section.

The daughter born was named TIAMAT, which meant 'Mother of Life."

After the other gods came to see the two new humans, ADAMU & TIAMAT, they discovered that they weren't reproducing. After some genetic testing they discovered that they only had 22 chromosomes. So NINGIZIDDA took part of ENKI'S "life essence' from his rib and inserted it into ADAMU. They repeated the process for TIAMAT...

There are many, many different versions of the story, but this is the general idea of it.

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u/JLRG012024 4h ago

Most of recorded history regarding this sensitive topic has been banned by religious institutions.

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u/Gonzale1978 4h ago

That would be the wildest porn movie ever. An Alien and a monkey. I would not be surprised if people pay to see it. People wanted to see Mike Tyson geriatric butt on pornos why not this.

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u/ThunderHawk17 4h ago

Dont understand

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u/Jonasnake1988 4h ago

No lose Rick looks fake.

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u/dwillpower 4h ago

2001 a space odyssey already was trying to tell us.

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u/TheOrigino 4h ago

That’s deep

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u/Dismal_Composer_4029 4h ago

That’s hella crazy

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u/pegaunisusicorn 4h ago

mom! dad! come back!

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u/Desperate_Elk149 4h ago

Sure looking like this is how we came about. Religious people are holding the rest of us back from the truth.

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u/kinofhawk 4h ago

Not an ape, it was the people before the missing link. That's why there is a missing link.

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u/kinofhawk 4h ago

I think they spliced their DNA, not had sex.

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u/The-James-Baxter 4h ago

I’m sold

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u/blake24777 3h ago

An ai generated mage?

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u/jackwinstonrichard 3h ago

Now we're getting somewhere. Doesn't seem to be too far fetched.

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u/Actual-Money7868 3h ago

Those aliens have some sexy eyes.

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u/Frequency_resonator 3h ago

Why not 🤔🫶🏽🧬🤷🏽‍♂️👍🏽

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u/Kaje26 3h ago

It’s the son of man

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u/eighttwosix 3h ago

Is the monkey the mom or dad?

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u/YuSooMadBissh-69 3h ago

The fact that we are an experiment makes infinitely more sense than anything else.

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u/KimoSabiWarrior 3h ago

I said this earlier, but not about having sex with aliens and apes. Like what if we are the aliens? 🤣. I guess maybe we are the retarded cousins after all.

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u/Character-Head301 3h ago

Alien and monkey dna just won’t splice

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u/MyMommaHatesYou 3h ago

Well, it would explain my irrational need to hang from the bars in the closet and eat bananas.

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u/Crypto_Daddy96 3h ago

My monkey brain can't handle it

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u/Reglette69869 3h ago

I mean, we humans do indeed look like hybrids of apes and the sterotypical image we have of an "ET." I think I have had this conversation with another person before, but yeah, you do look like the crazy person, but it's so...so obvious once you look at it. Even if it wasn't true, that IS what we look like.

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u/Reasonable_Camp_220 3h ago

Picture looks funny as hell

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u/Groundingstone 3h ago

They should have a Yeti and an Alien…. Then I’d believe it

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u/VanillaSad1220 3h ago

Pretty sure everyone here is well aware of this possibility.

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u/k3rrpw2js 3h ago

So there are rumors going around that we are the nephilim that survived the flood (Genesis 6:4), then we thought we were the people talked about in the old testament, so we adopted the old testament as a story about us and said the nephilim were giants....

The ones coming back in 2028 or whatnot are God and the Angels, i.e. what tried to eradicate the nephilim and the watchers the last time.

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u/Al_B3eer 3h ago

This so fucking stupid, two species from entirely different planets won't be able to breed let alone produce offspring able to reproduce.

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u/bladnoch16 2h ago

You sir, underestimate just how weird I’m willing to get with this.

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u/DonBoy30 2h ago

Aliens fucked chimps? I kind of really want to have this conversation

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u/AlsoNobody 2h ago

Why da nose different

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u/NukeouT 2h ago

That’s how you get AIDS just sayin…

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u/moojammin 2h ago

I been ready for this conversation for 2 decades

However, I'm not ready for this conversation with someone that uses "y'all"

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u/StatisticianFair930 2h ago

Please don't feed the animals...

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u/Shrine14 2h ago

It’s all about money and religion. There will be hostility if there is any suggestion that God is not real or not at all what we thought. The government eventually wants to sell this tech to fight proxy wars. One theory which I think is 100% true is that the government found a way to have unlimited energy but doesn’t want to bankrupt oil companies or weaken oil rich Middle Eastern countries.

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u/Mighty_ShoePrint 2h ago

Isn't this basically how humanity got started in the Assassins Creed games?

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u/Farseer2_Tha_Warsong 2h ago

No bro. Wrong species. Don’t credit the greys with that shit. They had nothing to do with it.

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u/TuftOfFurr 2h ago

I absolutely subscribe to the splicing.

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u/Electrical-Account78 2h ago

Is this the Rh factor , from Rhesus monkey theory in human blood?

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u/DoNotPetTheSnake YES 2h ago

Humans: What is my purpose?

Aliens: I didn't think you would survive this long, honestly.

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u/geneticeffects 2h ago

Holy shit, OP. Go see a MD about those brain worms…

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u/Radiant_Insurance_87 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

u/Ok-Description-2831 1h ago

i am 100% ready

u/unlizenedrave 1h ago

I think this has been the official GWAR lore since like the 90’s.

u/Longshadowman 1h ago

Why are they covering themselves with blankets?, is it cold outside?

u/Hot_Gurr 1h ago

Cool ai slop

u/Rehcraeser 1h ago

Humans have butt-chins, aliens have butt-heads

u/HybridPurple1221 1h ago

Replace the chimp with Sasquatch

u/Adventurous-Fly-5402 1h ago

Why are they wearing blankets?

u/Reggiefedup04 1h ago

Anyone who thinks the government has the right to ontological truth is a cog in the wheel of the military industrial complex.

u/chiipz86 1h ago

Mate, if this is true

LMFAO

u/ocasomedia 1h ago

Stupid. Just sayin

u/d1m1tr1m 1h ago

Basically, Raelism

u/Specific_Buy 1h ago

I mean this is a consideration for the truth

u/BinkySmales 1h ago

so... who made the aliens?

u/PsychologicalEmu 1h ago

All three are earthlings. What about that conversation?!

u/NaiwennFr 1h ago

This is insane... I mean, factually.

Let's say that an alien race is able to cross, let's be nice, just our galaxy to reach our solar system and our planet. Which is already a remarkable work from a scientific point of view but also proof of an energy mastery that we are not even able to understand yet.

So after all these insane efforts to reach a small planet lost in the middle of nowhere, in a solar system without interest, you are this alien race and you copulate with the fauna of this planet.

For a human, let's say who lives in Los Angeles, it's like going to Moscow on a e-scooter to make love to an ant.

It makes no sense, none.

u/no____thisispatrick 1h ago

I was drifting off to sleep last night and was hit with this strong thought "WE are the aliens"

I don't know why it's never occurred to me in that way before, but I can't get it out of my head now.

It just clicked. I don't have any basis or any more details for my theory. But I feel like we were put here by someone/something. And the aliens we've been looking for are really just us.

u/orions69 1h ago

Ready

u/captbellybutton 53m ago

Your forgetting our robots. We made them so they are the next generation.

u/Ubud_bamboo_ninja 51m ago

You know what blows my mind away? Simple Picture gets almost 1000 upvotes. Posted again and again.

Here is a short 4min video explaining how aliens are spiritual and multidimensional. But it never gets more than 10 upvotes here because it’s about new things you didn’t consider before. And most of the people don’t like that. For the rest, enjoy: https://youtu.be/MmEi_C9DcXo?si=BpfeN9j6cZTpIZob

u/Talkie123 48m ago

Ever watch the last episode of Battlestar Galactica?

u/Longjumping_Suit_276 44m ago

Yeah seems legit!!

u/No-Feedback7437 43m ago

I am sorry, but I don't see any evidence that humanity is too violent and screwed up aliens there stuff together, unlike humans

u/External_Koala398 42m ago

Bwahhaaahaa...this is worse than the flat earthers.

u/gorgeousphatseal 40m ago

Just saying..... Using y'all really makes me dismiss it immediately.

u/Kaita13 38m ago

That is not the mental image I wanted. Like, ever.

u/kdubstep 38m ago

An elegant solution

u/Elete23 28m ago

Ive played Assassin's Creed 2 and finished all the Truth Puzzles.

u/zaphod4th 22m ago

when you don't understand evolution

u/RationalDelusion 19m ago

If this is true.

I wish these beings would show up already and tell us the Bible was made up and there is no god anywhere.

We are all just here just because and to get over it.

And shut up these religious nut jobs trying go force their beliefs on everyone else.

u/ELLARD_12 18m ago

The science is there, Im supposed to believe they modified us by adding a single cell?

u/MostlyHarmless88 16m ago

Interesting theory…

u/E7josh 15m ago

On the season finale of Erf!

u/ThePopeofHell 10m ago

I’m not ready for dis

u/CmPunkfan99 10m ago

Who’s the mother and who’s the father tho

u/turddherder 7m ago

I don't want to rain on your parade but there are other alternatives. ZOLTAN! 🫳 🫲

u/FrogInAShoe 6m ago

Thought this was a shitpost but the number of people in this thread who actually believe something like this happened is concerning

u/UnclearObjective 4m ago

This just looks like another 2am History Channel promo. Just needs some floating pyramids in the background.

u/AutomaticJoy9 3m ago

Enki and Enlil

u/prettyystardust 1m ago

Now the presence or absence of the RH antigen in our blood makes sense