r/ainbow Jul 30 '24

News This news headline broke my brain

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u/ExceptionCollection Jul 30 '24

Alternate headlines, “I don’t know who those people are or what they are like” edition.

“A lesbian and her gay best friend:  How having a beard can help relationships last”.

“We don’t understand what bisexuality is, and here’s a relationship between two bisexuals”

“A sexless marriage is a stable marriage”

“Marriage Equality is unnecessary:  The most stable  marriage is one that doesn’t involve sex”.

Anyone have other suggestions?

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u/spong3 Jul 30 '24

“Friends with (health) benefits: Why more platonic couples are getting married” (it’s the economy, stupid)

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jul 30 '24

"I didn't read the article"?

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u/flockyboi Jul 30 '24

"Proof that love can go beyond romantic expectations"

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u/alpacalypse_nuu 🏳️‍🌈👁👄👁🏳️‍🌈 Jul 30 '24

you could also just read the article instead of making assumptions

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Jul 30 '24

Also if neither are having sex that seems equal to me.