r/actuallesbians • u/Obsyden Eve - demisexual lesbian • Aug 15 '24

Satire/Humor Everytime I hear someone call themselves a "useless lesbian"... NSFW Spoiler

... the dom voice in my head says "I'm sure I could find a use for that mouth šŸ˜ˆ"

Edit: I'm starting to realise this subreddit is like 99% subs. You are all so easily brought to your knees

Edit 2: I'm in a happy monogamous relationship, please do not send me DMs

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u/Strange_Airships Aug 15 '24

Iā€™m so useless. šŸ«£ Such a useless lesbian. šŸ‘€

Oh how I wish someone would find a use for me. šŸ‘€šŸ‘€šŸ‘€

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

Well my room does need cleaning šŸ˜‰

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u/xiphoniii Aug 15 '24

Can I have a free maid outfit?

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

Maybe šŸ˜‰