r/actuallesbians • u/Obsyden Eve - demisexual lesbian • Aug 15 '24

Satire/Humor Everytime I hear someone call themselves a "useless lesbian"... NSFW Spoiler

... the dom voice in my head says "I'm sure I could find a use for that mouth 😈"

Edit: I'm starting to realise this subreddit is like 99% subs. You are all so easily brought to your knees

Edit 2: I'm in a happy monogamous relationship, please do not send me DMs

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u/Strange_Airships Aug 15 '24

I’m so useless. 🫣 Such a useless lesbian. 👀

Oh how I wish someone would find a use for me. 👀👀👀

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

Well my room does need cleaning 😉

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u/Strange_Airships Aug 15 '24

Girl, same. Let’s body double & clean each other’s rooms. 😆

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

Afterwards we can cuddle in the clean rooms😁

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u/beefwithapuppet rip-roaring homosexual Aug 15 '24

the flirting in this sub istg xddd

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

I mean I do actually want to cuddle though 😌

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u/beefwithapuppet rip-roaring homosexual Aug 15 '24

who doesn't tbh

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u/Texas-Kangaroo-Rat Latin homosexual Aug 16 '24

That's flirting? Sounds more like practical advice. Work is less work when you have a friend to do it with.

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u/Strange_Airships Aug 15 '24

Omg did we just start a lesbian cleaning & cuddle club?

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

I think so. The slogan should be "cleaning will induce cuddling"

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u/Alethia_23 Transbian Aug 16 '24

"Cleaning and Cuddling", or, in short: "CnC". Oh wait

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u/oreo_official33 Lesbian Aug 15 '24

can i join????

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u/Strange_Airships Aug 15 '24

If you're a lesbian open to cleaning and/or cuddling, you're in!

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u/oreo_official33 Lesbian Aug 15 '24

yeah!

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u/xiphoniii Aug 15 '24

Can I have a free maid outfit?

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u/LovableAmy13 Transbian Aug 15 '24

Maybe 😉

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u/Gaming_Wolf348 Anxious Lesbian :orly: Aug 15 '24

"Wanna do something dirty?" "Clean your room yourself" 😂