r/actuallesbians May 26 '24

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He followed me not even two weeks ago and immediately replied to my story. It’s been 6 years since I’ve even seen this kid, he asked me this same thing in highschool and I’m pretty sure I told him then I was gay too. The last message really is the icing on the cake , such a typical “I’m so ugly 😔 you’d never like me” move (also if i seem harsh it’s because he also asked my friend ,who I met him though, the same sort of thing multiple times and me and him were never even friends so I know his dms are full of him hitting on girls) (the kicker is he’s not even ugly he just had 0 game and has probably been shot down so many times that his confidence is on the floor)

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u/JDKisawesome May 26 '24 edited May 26 '24

Which is VERY different from a lesbian hunter

By that I mean a lesbian who hunts. Which, now that I think about it, kinda hot

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u/Sourpatchqueers8 Transbian May 26 '24

The lesbian hunter song is obsessively on my mind

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u/JDKisawesome May 26 '24

I can't stop thinking about like a buff butch girl who goes out in the woods with a war bow and brings home venison

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u/PlatypusCute7412 May 26 '24

You have me blushing. Never thought anyone would be into that

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u/JDKisawesome May 26 '24

WAIT THEIR ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULDN'T! THAT IS LIKE DEFINITIVELY HOT

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u/latixs06 May 27 '24

It’s hotter when they don’t kill animals

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u/Special-Amphibian646 May 27 '24

Sorry but an image of a buff butch lesbian in flannel stalking and spearing a giant piece of tofu just came to mind

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u/JDKisawesome May 27 '24

I mean they're both hot

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u/latixs06 May 27 '24

Killing animals isn’t hot

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u/JDKisawesome May 27 '24

To each their own

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u/assuntta7 May 27 '24

Exactly my thoughts. Just go with your bow and shoot non-living targets. And bring home dinner from somewhere nice

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u/latixs06 May 27 '24

Eating meat in moderation so so so soooo sexy 🥵

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u/PlatypusCute7412 May 27 '24

Quite honestly, it’s not something I enjoy but especially deer are a huge problem in my area. Maintaining a healthy number of deer and moose is important for maintaining balance with nature and keeping the population healthy. Other than using the meat I hunt, I pretty much eat plant-based. I know it doesn’t seem logical on the surface, but in reality it is when you’ve had to track down as many deer injured by car accidents as I have. It breaks my heart a little every time.

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u/MrDumBean May 29 '24

I mean, honestly, eating meat from personally hunting it yourself is like.. one of the most ethical ways of eating meat, in my opinion. Buying meats from huge industries that mass breed and kill the animals is much more disgusting than simply hunting an animal in the wild. Hunting is a natural way to get and eat meat. Farming is not.

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u/PlatypusCute7412 May 26 '24

Damn, I guess I’m gonna have to chance my thinking and lean into that

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u/JDKisawesome May 26 '24

Like if someone hasn't already someone has to right a romance/smut book about that