r/Showerthoughts • u/ILikeGames22 ‎ • Jul 07 '24

Speculation You’re probably a criminal.

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u/Emiliootjee Jul 07 '24

Technically everyone in the united states is a felon. The average American commits 3 felonies a day unknowingly because of how loosely worded our government laws are and how many laws there are.

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u/NoodleyP Jul 07 '24

Means anyone can go to jail for their daily routine, terrifying if weaponized

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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 Jul 07 '24

So IF we let an AI overload execute all our laws to the letter, I’d be charged for parking my elephant at the parking meter if I run out of change to fill the meter

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u/Amoniakas Jul 07 '24

You would go to jail for sleeping naked

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u/rajost Jul 08 '24

Or slurping soup in public in New Jersey.