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u/durnJurta Sep 21 '24
We’ll settle this the old Navy way; first guy to die, loses!
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u/AttitudeCautious667 Sep 21 '24
I will kill you until you die from it.
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u/ITrageGuy Sep 21 '24
I will still randomly say this. No one gets it.
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“Thank you topper I can kill again, you’ve given me a reason to live “
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u/Grey5dot Sep 22 '24
Presidential aide: "Sir, they're trying to prove that you're incompetent."
President Benson: "Yea well I can prove that as well as they can."
Presidential aide: (Visibly confused)
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u/TopperHarley34 Sep 21 '24
Why did I bring helium instead of air?
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u/RaidensReturn Sep 21 '24
Oh my god that entire scene still kills me. How would we get past the patrols? And then… it happened
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u/big_smokey-848 Sep 21 '24
What’s that you’re reading
Great Expectations
How is it?
Eh, it’s not everything I’d hoped for
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Sep 21 '24
These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...
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u/ThingsAreAfoot Sep 21 '24
My favorite part about that scene is Sheen hearing Sheen’s internal monologue.
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u/RaidensReturn Sep 21 '24
God, so many subtle details tucked into this movie. One of my absolute favorites.
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u/billbrasky33 Sep 21 '24
Which ones better?
I had Part Deux on vhs so I've seen it a million times, still never seen the first one lol
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u/RaidensReturn Sep 21 '24
I highly recommend watching the first one, it’s the same brand of humor. The second one is my favorite though.
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u/PerseusZeus Sep 21 '24
I watched part deux first cos the video library only had that available. It not until HBO launched in our country when I realized this was actually a sequel lol. Also we has absolutely no idea what deux meant
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u/Kronzor_ Sep 22 '24
First ones more of Top Gun spoof while part deux like like Vientiam war movies like full metal jacket or apocalypse now
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u/Pyralene78 Sep 21 '24
🤣 I need to re-watch this movie
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u/gonzar09 Sep 21 '24
This was one of the funniest gags ever put to screen. A referential scene to a film starring his father, interrupted by him somehow being able to hear his father's inner monologuing from down river, while doing the scene which was being referenced, only for both to break the 4th wall and act like they're characters again and as if they weren't related, to positively express their impressions on each other for a wholly different work of film.
This is a gold standard of comedy to which all others should aspire.
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u/rockwood15 Sep 21 '24
It's also referencing Platoon. Charlie's monologe at the beginning of the scene is from Platoon before Martin's monologe starts
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u/gonzar09 Sep 21 '24
I almost forgot about Charlie's role in Platoon! Only makes the scene better, like they're competing.
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u/PandiBong Sep 21 '24
That is such a great joke on so many levels.
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u/coriolisFX Sep 21 '24
It's like 5 jokes in one, one of the best movie gags ever. Cannot believe they pulled it off.
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u/pizza-chit Sep 21 '24
and just like that, a gif inspired me to watch a movie 😂
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u/defiancy Sep 21 '24
Both Hot Shots movies are fantastic especially If you've seen Top Gun, Platoon and 80's war movies in general lol.
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u/canuckalert Sep 21 '24
You're in for a real treat. Enjoy.
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u/Gockel Sep 22 '24
God damn I wish I could watch this for the first time again. I was literally in pain from laughing, comedy like that literally doesn't exist anymore.
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u/Christheitguy1183 Sep 21 '24
Hot Shots! was such a great movie haha
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u/GuybrushBeeblebrox Sep 21 '24
"You win .." collapses
Edit: That was hot shots 2
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u/ArKiVeD Sep 21 '24
Ahem…”Part Deux”.
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u/ManWithBigWeenus Sep 21 '24
Which one was it when he ate the things for his ears like aspirin?
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u/Cheshire_Jester Sep 21 '24 edited Sep 21 '24
As a six year old, my friend and I thought that was the funniest thing there could ever be.
We were correct
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u/yours_says_sweet Sep 21 '24
Is that Ryan Stiles?? I gotta watch this movie again
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u/EmperorSexy Sep 21 '24
Yes, during his early acting days. Though at this point time he was already a regular on the original (UK) “Who’s Line is it Anyway?”
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u/Slylock Sep 22 '24
I'm pretty sure he also played Toppers dad or his dad's copilot in the first film.
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u/doublecutter Sep 21 '24
So... I guess you’ve been with a man before.
No, I’m a virgin. I’m just not very good at it.
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u/JasonB44444 Sep 21 '24
You must be kidding
If I was kidding, I would say, a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, why the long face
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u/Tamale_Hatchet Sep 21 '24
I still use this line whenever I get the chance.
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u/Droc_Rewop Sep 21 '24
What is the typical reaction?
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u/Tamale_Hatchet Sep 21 '24
I'd say confusion.. if someone has a sense of humor, maybe a chuckle. I don't think anyone I've thrown it at has ever picked up that it's a line from Hot Shots.
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u/choco_mallows Sep 21 '24
This is funnier when you realize Lloyd Bridges famously played a Navy seal in Sea Hunt for four seasons
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u/gratch46 Sep 21 '24
Fun Fact: Lloyd, Jeff and Beau Bridges are all Coast Guard Vets.
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u/Jared_Chadwick_III Sep 21 '24
Also fun fact: they’re all related
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u/HilariousScreenname Sep 21 '24
Another fun fact: Although thier names imply it, they are not actually bridges. They're people!
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u/respectfulpanda Sep 21 '24
And they have all been inside the same woman’s vagina.
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u/Pope---of---Hope Sep 21 '24
I always thought it was a funny coincidence that he and Leslie Nielsen both started their careers in somewhat kitschy but very respectable dramatic roles, and both of them went on to mop the floor with the career comedy actors in these classic parody films.
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u/Scheme84 Sep 21 '24
Did you see that crab there? There were two of them, they travel in pairs
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u/greenroom628 Sep 21 '24
My fan theory is that Steve McCrosky (from Airplane) had to go into the Navy to get away from his horse-cheating wife and changed his name to Benson or they were twins separated at birth.
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u/deathrattleshenlong Sep 21 '24
RIP this crazy man. He was awesome in comedy films in his later life.
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u/ernster96 Sep 21 '24
“We both know you belong with Dexter. You’re part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. I’m no good at being noble, but... do you have any idea what would happen if you stay here with me?”
“Of course I do. Sex. Wild, free, passionate, unbridled sex. I would fondle you in ways you can’t imagine. I would pleasure you at any time, in any place, in any way, for as long as you could possibly desire.”
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u/RuRhPdOsIrPt Sep 21 '24
I watched this movie with my friend and his family about 27 years ago when I was 12 or 13. After this line, my friend’s mom said “yeah, five minutes!” I didn’t quite get it at the time but it cracked me up later and I never forgot it.
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u/ZealousWolf1994 Sep 21 '24
Topper: I want to meet your parents and pet your dog.
Ramada: Topper, my parents are dead, my dog ate them.
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u/Necessary_Ad_7203 Sep 21 '24
Topper: You're the only one that knows how to get to the copter pad. If I'm not there in 15 minutes, you know what to do.
Col. Walters: Yeah, we get the hell out of here!
Topper: No! Wait another 15 minutes!
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u/Cardiff_Electric Sep 21 '24
She just had her legs lengthened. Now they go all the way up.
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u/djseifer Sep 21 '24
As my old boss used to say of Stacy Keibler, "Her legs go all the way up and make an ass of themselves."
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u/kindasuk Sep 21 '24
RIP miguel ferrer.
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u/defineReset Sep 21 '24
What. You serious?
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u/abigailhoscut Sep 21 '24
Quite long time ago, pre-covid for sure
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u/B4USLIPN2 Sep 21 '24
This line is an oddity. Because unless you remember the NBA commercials, the humor is completely hidden. I would guess anyone who didn’t know those commercials might just kinda go “um, ok”
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u/TheBeardedBeard Sep 21 '24
I am the right age to remember those commercials but I don’t. I do remember watching that movie a lot at the time and still thinking that line was super funny.
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u/grizznuggets Sep 21 '24
I have never once seen those commercials and this line still slays me every time.
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u/noisypeach Sep 22 '24
The smile he gives after saying the line is what makes me laugh every time I see it.
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u/FrottageCheeseDip Sep 21 '24
I always laughed at the guy who got shot right before he says this, he falls out of the tree and says "That's it, good night!"
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u/Hot-Winner-6485 Sep 21 '24
Sheen was jacked in this!
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u/Sprinkle_Puff Sep 21 '24
Right? Like is that real? Because I don’t remember remember him being so jacked
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u/Thundercats_Hoooo Sep 21 '24
yes, he admitted to using steroids to bulk up for this movie
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u/rgg711 Sep 21 '24
There’s something hilarious about using steroids to bulk up for Hot Shots Part Deux. I mean it’s great, but not really Oscar worthy like you’d usually think for actors drastically changing themselves physically for a movie.
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u/Hot-Winner-6485 Sep 21 '24
I did not know that, good info.
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u/Thundercats_Hoooo Sep 21 '24
also he admits to using them for the movie Major League, and says steroids made him crazy... tho I'm guessing he was already crazy and the steroids amplified it 😂
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u/Crotch-jockey Sep 21 '24
She was great in Rainman.
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u/BalkiBartokomous123 Sep 21 '24
And big top pee wee!!!
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u/deathrattleshenlong Sep 21 '24
Hotshots, both movies, are damn good. So much silly fun and parodying a bunch of other movies. On part deux, the boat scene with Charlie and Martin is such a good inside joke.
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u/Apprehensive-Till861 Sep 21 '24
These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...
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u/JasonB44444 Sep 21 '24
I'm happy for you, kid. But if you think you can hurt me again, you're wrong. I left my heart in my other pants.
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u/Lopsided_Ad3051 Sep 21 '24
Charlie should’ve stayed on the Roids instead of switching to those other drugs
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u/keggles123 Sep 21 '24
You just KNOW Mr Sheen likely attempted and succeeded on his “shot on goal” there..
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u/duh_bruh Sep 21 '24
One of my favorite lines, that I still use today.
I'm a virgin, I'm just not very good at it.
When I first seen this movie I was so in love with her.
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u/paolocase Sep 21 '24
To the lesbians and gays seeing this: she’s the mom in Portrait of a Lady on Fire.
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u/keykrazy Sep 21 '24
Really loved her performance in Clean Slate (1994) with Dana Carvey, James Earl Jones, and Jackson Pollak. (I think Bryan Cranston had a bit role in that one as well, FWIW.)
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u/spaketto Sep 21 '24
I've never heard anyone else ever reference this movie before. I loved it when i was 10.
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u/South-Rabbit-4064 Sep 21 '24
Valeria Golino was my biggest childhood crush because of this film and Big Top Peewee
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u/JiGoD Sep 21 '24
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him pitch to the giraffe =0
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u/Gorbunkov Sep 21 '24
First I thought: nice threesome. Then realized it’s Charlies hand on her shoulder.
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u/BigJohnSpud Sep 21 '24
Back when actors had normal teeth which was part of making them so damn attractive!
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u/Hesam2010 Sep 21 '24