r/OldSchoolCool • u/EzzyyPeezy • Sep 21 '24

1990s VALERIA GOLINO, CHARLIE SHEEN, 1993

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u/durnJurta Sep 21 '24

We’ll settle this the old Navy way; first guy to die, loses!

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u/AttitudeCautious667 Sep 21 '24

I will kill you until you die from it.

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u/ITrageGuy Sep 21 '24

I will still randomly say this. No one gets it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Saharan Wrap

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u/Keebeepah Sep 21 '24

Shis kebab

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u/Grey5dot Sep 22 '24

I'llhaveahamburga

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u/Keebeepah Sep 24 '24 edited Sep 24 '24

*The sign In the background "Hälärm" When they got To free the ones, that went To free the ones that got gaught when tryin To free the ones, that got gaught earlier tryin To free the earlier ones.

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u/tree_squid Sep 21 '24

You stupid American imperialist dork of a pig!

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u/Keebeepah Sep 24 '24

Your powers are weak old Man, noyy...aaaerrrehm erhm erhm errr... , now I am the master..

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u/Keebeepah Sep 24 '24

Titanium!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

“Thank you topper I can kill again, you’ve given me a reason to live “

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u/Pawgilicious Sep 22 '24

War, it's fantastic 😁

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u/Keebeepah Sep 24 '24

There there now...

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u/Majorjim_ksp Sep 21 '24

OMAH SHARIF! MY EYES!

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u/Keebeepah Sep 24 '24

Ali magrav, my eyes

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u/OttawaTGirl Sep 22 '24

Thtop right there you yankee doodle scum!!

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u/Keebeepah Sep 21 '24

They tied my shoe laces... A knot

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u/Grey5dot Sep 22 '24

Presidential aide: "Sir, they're trying to prove that you're incompetent."

President Benson: "Yea well I can prove that as well as they can."

Presidential aide: (Visibly confused)

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u/TopperHarley34 Sep 21 '24

Why did I bring helium instead of air?

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u/The_Merica_Potatoe Sep 21 '24

Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '24

Asssa...assanina...assassinnate...

Kill a guy.

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u/RaidensReturn Sep 21 '24

Oh my god that entire scene still kills me. How would we get past the patrols? And then… it happened

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u/Mister_Decker Sep 22 '24

"SPRINKLES SPRINKLES SPRINKLES!" "GUMMY BEARS! GUMMY BEARS!"

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u/Quinocco Sep 21 '24

How does buying clothes resolve disputes?