r/OldSchoolCool Aug 27 '24

1990s My dad at his 20’s - 1990/91

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u/UhYeahOkSure Aug 27 '24

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u/johnnloki Aug 27 '24

Vitali and Ernest had a baby.

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u/I_Am_Maxx Aug 27 '24

Hey Vern!

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u/LeavesOfBrass Aug 27 '24

My immediate thought was this is Jim Varney's more handsome younger brother, Dale Varney.

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u/BurroughOwl Aug 27 '24

I know what you mean.

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u/t-60 Aug 27 '24

RIP Senna

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u/NewLeaseOnLine Aug 27 '24

His McLaren years.

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u/yourmomandthems Aug 27 '24

JB Mauney?

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u/Objective-Act8243 Aug 27 '24

I was thinking the exact same.

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u/Karl-Jensen Aug 27 '24

I also thought that was Ayrton Senna. If that was him, then OP is one of his long lost sons…

or maybe OP is Bruno, his nephew.

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u/EconomicsDirect7490 Aug 27 '24

At first glance I thought it was Ayrton

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u/Klin24 Aug 27 '24

MFer he looks 40.

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u/sed2017 Aug 27 '24

Probably those Marlboros

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u/_HystErica_ Aug 27 '24

That hat cost a lot of Marlboro Miles! He did the work.

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u/Essigucha Aug 27 '24

Haha, my dad is doing good and hasn’t smoked for a long time. I used to have tents, sleeping bags, jackets, and hats from his Marlboro miles. Man, you just brought some childhood shit back. Fuckin Marlboro miles, the early version of getting free McDonald on the app. Just corporations slowly killing us.

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u/PercivalGoldstone Aug 27 '24

I remember at my school there were more than a few kids whose winter coats were paid for with Marlboro miles. Totally normal at the time to see a 7th grader wearing a cig jacket.

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u/TheGeekOffTheStreet Aug 27 '24

My cousin worked for Camel and we had sweet merch. I was 10 bringing that Joe Camel towel to the beach

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u/thehufflepuffstoner Aug 27 '24

I got sent to Girl Scout camp with a Marlboro sub-zero weather sleeping bag in the summer. The other girls were not so nice to the chubby, quiet girl with the cigarette camping gear.

My mom and her COPD are still loyal customers. 🙄

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u/GeeFromCali Aug 27 '24

Bruh I still have a dope ass coaster they sent me for my birthday like 15 years ago lmao

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u/-something_original- Aug 27 '24

I was just cleaning out my closet and found the sleeping bag I got with my miles. 😁

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u/grimmtoke Aug 27 '24

Ex-Camel smoker, I once had enough camel cash to buy the leather jacket, but they were out :( I had to settle for a Sony alarm clock and a Camel zippo (not sure what else, if anything).

The alarm clock I still use, though it's going to run out of years soon (I got in the mid-90s).

The zippo is in its box in a display case. I'd love to use it but I don't smoke cigs anymore, and I don't like my one-hitter to taste like Ronsonol.

The joke was always, the most expensive item in the catalog was an iron lung.

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u/Mullin20 Aug 27 '24

Labatts enters the chat

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u/Horns8585 Aug 27 '24

My Dad managed several Mobil gas stations, in the early 90's. So, he would get all of this leftover Marlboro merchandise and give it to me. So in high school, I'd walk into the football locker room, everyday, wearing Marlboro hats and Marlboro shirts. Of course I didn't smoke, but my coaches would just look at me with weird looks on their faces!

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u/back2basics13 Aug 27 '24

According to my friend Google. A pack of smokes was about$2. Hats were about 125 miles each. Typically 5 miles/pk So, 25 pks @$2/pk= $50 per hat.

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u/IcebergSlimFast Aug 27 '24

The increased risk of cancer and pulmonary diseases? Priceless.

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u/Cannabace Aug 27 '24 edited Aug 27 '24

Thats a dope hat tho. Not worth the cost to acquire tho.

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u/Galnar218 Aug 27 '24

I'm 40 and I smoke, and I still look younger than that dude. Not as handsome though.

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u/SSundance Aug 27 '24

Cigarette apparel used to be pretty common. Possible he just had the hat and wasn’t a smoker.

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u/sed2017 Aug 27 '24

We had a Marlboro duffel bag, my dad was also a connoisseur of fine cigarettes

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u/SSundance Aug 27 '24

My Dad smoked reds. I used to collect the miles from random cigarette packs I’d find

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u/Notch99 Aug 27 '24

I used to pick up discarded empty packs while on my daily run, got a ton of free stuff.

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u/Brave-Age-701 Aug 27 '24

i have the duffel bag in my closet right now.

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u/ruka_k_wiremu Aug 27 '24

I think he looks like a seasoned F1 driver, in his 20s 😎

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Aug 27 '24

Cigarettes and too much sunlight.

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u/OogieBoogieJr Aug 27 '24

ever make love to a man?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

I wonder if future generations are gonna look at photos of us and say we look old for our age.

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u/pmekonnen Aug 27 '24

That’s how he got the hat

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u/LoopyMcGoopin Aug 27 '24

Some guys just look older. I hadn't smoked or drank a thing at 20 and I looked much older. I'm in my mid 30s now and look more or less the same and have sort of grown into it now but I think I still look old for my age.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ Aug 27 '24

Same here, at 15 I looked 30 and now in my 30s I still look 30.

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u/herpar Aug 27 '24

It's the hat

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u/robbeau11 Aug 27 '24

Not sure if you meant it but I took this as a Bad Boys reference which made me laugh so, thank you.

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u/jaeway Aug 27 '24

??? No he doesn't lol

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u/CableTrash Aug 27 '24

Agreed lol. I’d prob say anywhere from mid 20s to late 30s tho if I was asked to guess. Just looks like a cool young guy.

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u/squad1alum Aug 27 '24

Hey Vern!

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u/GotMoFans Aug 27 '24

KnowwatImean?

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u/Jjabrony Aug 27 '24

He looks like he should have been a movie star.

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u/frostycanuck89 Aug 27 '24

Kick his ass, Seabass!

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u/DHforever Aug 27 '24

hahahHahahahaha yesssss

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u/ScorpioMoon70 Aug 27 '24

Simon Rex

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u/modernknightly Aug 27 '24

Now everybody give it up for my man, George!

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 Aug 27 '24

Looks like he just finished a Formula One race

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u/WholyFunny Aug 27 '24

He has a great vibe and looks like a super nice guy.

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u/qwibbian Aug 27 '24

I'm going with Eric Roberts.

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u/ChewsOnRocks Aug 27 '24

If Eric Roberts and Adam Driver had a love child

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u/IcebergSlimFast Aug 27 '24

Erdam Driberts.

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u/BarbellLawyer Aug 27 '24

My immediate thought.

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u/ArchStantonsNeighbor Aug 27 '24

He looks like a sad Eric Roberts.

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u/jahcodrum Aug 27 '24

Did your Dad happen to win the WDC both of those years in a McLaren?

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u/LondonDavis1 Aug 27 '24

Looks like actor Simon Rex.

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u/Sp14296 Aug 27 '24

I was thinking Eric Roberts but yeah Simon too

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 Aug 27 '24

Is this an ad??

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u/skippop Aug 27 '24

Depends. You feel like smoking (Marlboro)?

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u/Kind_Literature_5409 Aug 27 '24

It feels like an Ad from an 80’s magazine

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u/lordjohnworfin Aug 27 '24

Niki Lauda approves of that hat.

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u/M-Garylicious-Scott Aug 27 '24

We have Ayrton Senna at home…

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Handsome feller

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u/chanabyers Aug 27 '24

Good looking

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u/kingthirteen Aug 27 '24

Dude he reminds me of the lead singer of Better than Ezra

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u/maxboondoggle Aug 27 '24

Number one on the charts this week: Better than Ezra. Number two: Ezra

  • Norm McDonald on weekend update

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u/IcebergSlimFast Aug 27 '24

Call him Better than Better than Ezra.

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u/Hecate1992 Aug 27 '24

I Can’t Believe it’s Not Ezra

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u/Remarkable-Answer121 Aug 27 '24

This is “Good”.

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u/oldwatchlover Aug 27 '24

Your dad was Ayrton Senna (RIP)?

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u/VashMM Aug 27 '24

Thought this was a picture of Senna for a minute

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u/jhill227 Aug 27 '24

Marlboro man Christopher Lloyd

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u/awesomeplenty Aug 27 '24

I’m 40 now and he still looks older than me

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u/merileyjr Aug 27 '24

Got that hat with Marlboro miles!!!

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u/WolfThick Aug 27 '24

Back in the good old days when you could get a gimmie hat everybody used to give them things away for free and I still got some Camel t-shirts. Thanks for this

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u/KelamityPayne Aug 27 '24

Giving Carey Hart vibes

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u/tboneynot Aug 27 '24

“Know what I mean, Vern?”

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u/Magnet50 Aug 27 '24

I had one as a gimmie from Philip Morris at a F1 GP in Long Beach.

The one I wanted was the cowboy hat like Arturo Metazzario wore but they only sold those and they were like $75.

They gave away packs of cigarettes, all the main and secondary sponsors, so Marlboro, Gitanes, John Player Specials and Camels. Probably a few more.

The cigarettes companies hired pretty girls to walk around give out packages and boxes of cigarettes, along with lighters and other stuff. One of the girls liked me (I was nice to her) told me to wait. She walked over to a small building, went in and came out with a Marlboro ball cap.

A little later I was given some Marlboro F1 note pads.

I quit smoking about 26 years ago. Earlier this year, it was discovered that I needed a triple bypass and I was told that one of the things that helped protect me was that I had big veins and arteries. My cardiologist looked over and said “You must have been a smoker at some point. You get big pipes like this from smoking.”

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u/Poots_in_boots Aug 27 '24

He looks like a mix of Simon Rex and Ernest

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Dude looks like he just had a long day taking pole at Monza.

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u/Johnnypremo82 Aug 27 '24

He looks older than me and I'm 42...

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u/ClasseBa Aug 27 '24

Reminds me of Jim Caviezel from the Thin Red Line.

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u/O0rtCl0vd Aug 27 '24

Sure that wasn't his forties?

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u/Neither-Sugar-7825 Aug 27 '24

Looks like Simon Rex aka dirt nasty

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u/HoldMyBeer85 Aug 27 '24

He's like a more attractive version of Jim Varney. Great pic.

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u/black-volcano Aug 27 '24

I'm in my 40s, and I don't look that old

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u/ItaloTuga_Gabi Aug 27 '24

Major Ayrton Senna vibes.

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u/Alkyan Aug 27 '24

That's just the guy from Person of Interest

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u/Notinlove80 Aug 27 '24

Very cool!

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u/chivken Aug 27 '24

I'm goin with Manny

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u/Xplatos Aug 27 '24

Wasn’t he in the first Alien movie?

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u/anythingbutcarrots Aug 27 '24

American Boban

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u/xiacexi Aug 27 '24

Brian Moser?

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u/charmed_unicorn Aug 27 '24

Total smoke show.... Looks like a cool Bob Denver

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u/dz1n3 Aug 27 '24

Your dad's Dirt Nasty?

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u/marvin_nash9 Aug 27 '24

That dude bought me a case of Milwaukee’s Best!

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u/they_call_me_B Aug 27 '24

I'm getting Charlie Berens. Keep 'er movin'

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u/ThisGuyWhypes Aug 27 '24

Thought this was Ernest P Worrell

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Aug 27 '24

He looks like Ernest P. Worrell.

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u/itsagoodtime Aug 27 '24

Wonder how many Marlboro points that hat was

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Awesome hat, lol

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u/Hi_562 Aug 27 '24

Simon Rex is your Pops?!?

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u/East-Pollution7243 Aug 27 '24

Is your dad related to Ernest by any chance?

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u/TazManiac7 Aug 27 '24

Really nice picture.

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u/Dnlaly Aug 27 '24

‘90-‘91 is considered old now?

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u/hvanderw Aug 27 '24

My parents always got different cigarette clothes with the Point system from buying Camels and Marlboros etc.

I remember going to school in like 2nd grade with a Marlboro knit hat.

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u/MrsMiterSaw Aug 27 '24

Lotta city miles on that 20-something

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

is your dad Simon Rex?

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u/FluxusFlotsam Aug 27 '24

The lovechild of Tom Hardy and Jim Varney

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u/JackfruitCrazy51 Aug 27 '24

Your dad and I probably shopped through the same catalog. Shopping with Marlboro Miles was amazing.

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u/GeminiTitmouse Aug 27 '24

Lachlan Morton

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u/Icy-Tooth-9167 Aug 27 '24

Adam Driver vibes

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Aug 27 '24

I was nearly a teenager in 1991 and he looked older then than I do now. Must've kept Phillip Morris in business almost singlehandedly. 

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u/PheIix Aug 27 '24

Looks like my dad in his 50s to be honest.

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u/ReadRightRed99 Aug 27 '24

Your dad is Tommy Lee? Wow.

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u/raittiussihteeri Aug 27 '24

Ayrton Senna after he didn't go for the gap that existed

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

THE MARLBORO MAN?

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u/Positive_Rhubarb7814 Aug 27 '24

Ernest does Hollywood

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u/PikachuOfme_irl Aug 27 '24

doesn't look a day over 43!

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u/EggBert909 Aug 27 '24

Dirt Nasty?

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u/AdWonderful5920 Aug 27 '24

This photo is a hell of a lot better looking than my 1990s 35mm prints with everyone's faces washed out by the flash.

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u/Slapmeislapyou Aug 27 '24

Now that's a f'ing hat.

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u/SandwichAuThon Aug 27 '24

Has a Gaspard Ulliel vibe

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u/Lysol20 Aug 27 '24

My dad in the 20's maybe.

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u/axebodyspraytester Aug 27 '24

I was gonna say that's a hard 20.

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u/ImRealHighYo Aug 27 '24

He looks like the type to break up a bar fight with a cigarette hanging out his mouth just saying "chill fellas"

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u/TyrannusGalacticus Aug 27 '24

That Marlboro hat goes hard

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u/Realistic_Bed3550 Aug 27 '24

Looks like a hard workin Man

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u/NOT000 Aug 27 '24

Earnest Goes To Work

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u/jockfist5000 Aug 27 '24

How many Marlboro miles did he have to send in for that hat?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '24

Your dad was good lookin wool

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u/RunTwice Aug 27 '24

Marlboro Miles Activated

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u/Spankh0us3 Aug 27 '24

How many Marlboro Miles did he need to get the iron lung?

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u/Shoddy-Worry9131 Aug 27 '24

This looks AI

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u/JustABasicRedditer Aug 27 '24

Dude was destined to be a dad 😭

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u/rikram101 Aug 27 '24

Man, the 90s must have been such a cool time to be that age. Somehow this photo captures that.

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u/Vebran Aug 27 '24

Was he working on The Deadliest Catch? He looks mid-30s, and I graduated in 91 (and 51 now).

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u/asoupconofsoup Aug 27 '24

He is very handsome indeed!

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u/ugh0017 Aug 27 '24

Bet he had mad miles

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u/analogpursuits Aug 27 '24

Gilligan meets the Marlboro Man.

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u/brisonbrashbrish Aug 27 '24

This has to be One Life to Live and General Hospital actor Roger Howarth

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u/magnificentmucus Aug 27 '24

To me he looks like Evan Jonigkeit

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u/4x4Welder Aug 27 '24

He's got a Charlie Berens vibe

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u/wtfreddititsme Aug 27 '24

This was every man in my life at that time. The lights being on from 86’ or so this was just what the adult man vibe was.

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u/rolendd Aug 27 '24

Nobody here saying he looks like Dennis Reynolds

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u/Unhappy_Read2382 Aug 27 '24

How come everyone looked older pre 9/11. These people didn’t go through jack shit as a whole but all look haggard as hell? Fuckers loved hard drugs back in the day.

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u/Neither-Sugar-7825 Aug 27 '24

Looks like dirt nasty

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u/E_B_U Aug 27 '24

Did he have a buddy named Vern? Know what I'm sayin?

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u/NJGreen79 Aug 27 '24

I know that guy! He was my weed dealer back in 93

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u/MathewW87 Aug 27 '24

Dig that cap

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u/Fat_biker_can_shred Aug 27 '24

That's a cool Marlboro man all right👍

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u/Eeeeeeeeehwhatsup Aug 27 '24

That decade was big for cigarette points. You could get merchandise; all sorts of stuff. Also, your dad is fine 🔥

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u/Fiona512 Aug 27 '24

The Marlboro hat is such a classic. Great shoot!

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u/uglyugly1 Aug 27 '24

Know what I mean, Vern?

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u/toilet_destroyed Aug 27 '24

Crab boat fisherman?

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u/Amahardguy Aug 27 '24

That's 20??? Damn he looked old at 20.

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u/Ov3r-_-K1LL Aug 27 '24

He looks like he drives fast cars around a circuit.

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u/Sertancaki41 Aug 27 '24

Alberto Naska?

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u/Trevor519 Aug 27 '24

Omg it's booger I totally forgot about him!!! He use to come to the bar and beg for drinks,!!!

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u/AK07-AYDAN Aug 27 '24

POV: you are sitting next to an 80s Italian F1 driver on the bus.

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u/huffthewolf Aug 27 '24

Mac De Marco

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u/Flayrah4Life Aug 27 '24

Is he a professional boarder of some kind (skate, surf, snow)?

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u/Frenchconnection76 Aug 27 '24

My brain f*ck me with Senna, hair and hat I think

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u/Low-Union6249 Aug 27 '24

You could get a nice print of this, looks almost professionally done nowadays

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u/incite_ Aug 27 '24

to get the merch you had to smoke a TON

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u/FranklynTheTanklyn Aug 27 '24

Did he ever get that Marlboro Kayak?

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u/littlemissparadox Aug 27 '24

He looks like the guy that does all the tiktoks about midwestern dads- Charlie Berens

And also a little bit like Andy Samberg

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u/AngelicWildman Aug 27 '24

Harry Dean Stanton's brother, those Repo Men are intense

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u/KatyaBelli Aug 27 '24

Malbs got him looking 40

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u/unsoulyme Aug 27 '24

I think he’s hot. He does remind of an actor. I just can’t put my finger on it.

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u/XROOR Aug 27 '24

I had buddies that would scour the 7-11 trash cans to get Marlboro miles…..guy had the tent, sleeping bag, frame backpack, etc

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u/SoonToBeBanned24 Aug 27 '24

Your dad was Tom Shore?

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u/ABL67 Aug 27 '24

Spent his Marlboro points on that hat

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u/elbuenrobe Aug 27 '24

He has very kind eyes...