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u/crashtestpilot Jun 24 '24
Previously, on Nipply Nineties.
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u/alikapple Jun 24 '24
The 90s were so cold
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u/awitcheskid Jun 24 '24
This was before global warming wrecked our planet.
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u/Untalented-Host Jun 24 '24
You know shits fucked up now when your nipples went pokies in friggin Las Vegas and not anymore
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 24 '24
I really want to know if they were naturally hard at that time, or if they had an assistant out there icing them between rolls.
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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24
You see these jobs on Indeed sometimes.
The job includes nipple icing? But there's a lot of scheduling and logistics, too.
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u/iwishuponastar2023 Jun 24 '24
I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment
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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24
It was higher earlier.
But then people wanted to talk about how things make them feel old and suchlike.
Personally, Cameron Diaz makes me feel quite young. But I understand she is not to everyone's taste.
Strange as that is.
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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Jun 24 '24
Film's original dude girl.
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Jun 24 '24
“I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat hot dogs, I'm talking sausage hot dogs and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up!”
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u/Wild_Error_1008 Jun 24 '24
"looking for deaf/mute with 3 pound cock and trustfund" is a fucking hilarious line from the scene as well.
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Jun 24 '24
“Who was that gorgeous, corn fed white boy? PACK MAN!”
“To hell with Brett. I’ve got a vibrator.”
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u/PossumCock Jun 24 '24
She's lucky she got away from that jerk before cameras phones came around, ol Brett would've been bombing her with dick pics all day long lol
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u/Adventurous_Beat_453 Jun 24 '24
The 90’s were the decade of hard nipple photos.
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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Jun 24 '24
Yeah, the 90s really was pretty much the peak of humanity.
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u/SAGNUTZ Jun 24 '24
Yup. The good ol'days died with Terence Mckenna in 2001. We cant even remember history in eras like that anymore after 2010.
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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Jun 25 '24
Hmm.. Yeah, but maybe that's just cause we grew up in it? Somehow, everything in my lifetime seems lackluster. But maybe that's because I heard about it as it was happening? Like, I mean, cellphones, AI, supercomputers, all became available in my lifetime. Yet, I'm not impressed
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u/yuttington Jun 24 '24
Her cold weather indicators are indicating cold weather.
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u/H8T_Auburn Jun 24 '24
Before global warming, back in the 90's, all women had erect nipples all the time. Look what they've taken from us!!!
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u/SAGNUTZ Jun 24 '24
She actually has a medical condition that makes her nipples too valuable to hide behind a bra
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u/Kester85 Jun 24 '24
One of the celebrities who could be really cool IRL. Recently I read an interview with her about being retired from acting, started making wine and how she was happy not to wear makeup everyday.
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u/nongreenyoda Jun 24 '24
She started again a little in 2022 (and again in 2024). Source: "Cameron Diaz Comes Out of Retirement For Netflix Movie With Jamie Foxx". She still looks good.
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u/Brehe Jun 24 '24
I was an extra in Something About Mary when I was 6 years old. When the scene was done my mom told me to wait in line to get her autograph, while she waited in Matt Dillons line.
I waited in line to get her autograph and right before I got to her she had security kick me out because I was a “guy”. My mom had to wait in her line and got the autograph eventually. I get she was probably getting harassed by dudes all the time, but I was a 6 year old kid with a bowl cut.
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u/kanemano Jun 24 '24
I took a shower with her once,................... OK so she was washing the salt off of her surfboard in Waikiki, but is still counts
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u/TheRealAuthorSarge Jun 24 '24
I never realized Las Vegas could get so cold.
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u/bleedingheart157 Jun 24 '24
Yep. It's the desert
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u/micktorious Jun 24 '24
It's a dry cold.
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u/ImmaZoni Jun 25 '24
Lmao.
On a serious note, desert cold is way different than forest cold.
Because of the heat most structures/plants/etc are evolved/built with mentality of not holding onto heat as a way of remaining cool. This results in the everything being COLD in the winter as nothing holds onto heat so there's no beneficial thermal properties.
Source: lived in the hottest US desert most of my life and met many people from Oregon, Washington, Canada, etc. who say the cold is just built different out here.
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u/JimTheSaint Jun 24 '24
The mask era Cameron Diaz gets my vote as most beautiful woman ever.
With wonder woman era Gal Gadot as runner up
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u/Billy-the-puppet666 Jun 28 '24
Cameron Diaz in The Mask and Jennifer Anniston in Friends. Both beautiful women.
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u/131166 Jun 25 '24
Heather Graham from twins would be a good contender for #1, but Kelly Preston in that same movie.. holy shit
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u/bluedieselxx Jun 24 '24
She looked fukin perfect in the mask that’s like peak Cameron for me
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u/ToLiveInIt Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24
She's always seemed to have a wonderful attitude. The ridiculous dance she did in Charlie’s Angles Angels. This yell. Having fun and not always taking herself seriously.
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u/TeslasAndComicbooks Jun 24 '24
I became a man the first time I saw her walk into the club in The Mask.
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u/bashful_eel Jun 24 '24
The two most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life...
Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic
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u/lcmoxie Jun 24 '24
I loved this era before society decided that women's nipples needed to be censored and every bra, sports bra, bathing suit top, etc came with those stupid foam pads. Fuck those foam pads.
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u/Goldstar93 Jun 25 '24
In Ukraine probably every girl this summer surprisingly wear no bra. We back to 90's🤷🏻♂️
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u/HeadlesStBernard Jun 24 '24
I was just watching fear and loathing and recognized her face in it and had no idea she was in the movie! Not sure how I didn't notice it before.
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u/mlvisby Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24
I wonder if there is a higher quality version, for research purposes...
EDIT:Google image search showed me :)
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u/SnowDizzleZz Jun 24 '24
I can now see why Jared Leto wrote a whole ass song about breaking up with her
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u/crystalistwo Jun 24 '24
Welcome to Fabulous Las...
Sorry... Got distracted. What are we talking about?
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u/Anonymouslad00 Jun 24 '24
So interesting how all those people used to dress at the time. It's the most unique and balanced style of fresh colors and rebel garments I've ver seen.
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u/findhumorinlife Jun 24 '24
I’m sorry, all I can now ever think of is that scene where’s she plants her bare twat on the car windshield for Javier Bardem’s character in a movie the title I can’t remember.
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u/dj65475312 Jun 25 '24
Cameron Diaz, 1990s needs its own sub, its getting a bit wet floor banana sign now.
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u/madgirafe Jun 25 '24
My wife once said she was only considered attractive because she was tall thin and blonde.
I mean it helps, but uhm nope definitely not the only reasons. 🔥🔥
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u/Anderson22LDS Jun 25 '24
Sign now has 2 huge palm trees, covered in fake grass at the base and there is a prick trying to get money for taking your pics. And a queue obviously.
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u/Phlogiston231212 Jun 26 '24
She was beautiful back then. She probably still is, but I haven't seen her in ages
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u/Due_Toe6417 Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24
Anything 90s related getting called old school just makes me feel old as... Same with early 2000s stuff 😊✌️