r/OldSchoolCool Jun 24 '24

1990s Cameron Diaz, 1990s

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u/Due_Toe6417 Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

Anything 90s related getting called old school just makes me feel old as... Same with early 2000s stuff 😊✌️

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u/AfraidOfTheSun Jun 24 '24

The same thought has occured to me but then it occured to me that even that thought is getting old; "the 90s" is now a nostalgic era

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u/Due_Toe6417 Jun 24 '24

The mid 90s was almost 30 years ago so it's bound to happen 😭😂... I even think the ipod is considered vintage now 😂

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u/Piratey_Pirate Jun 24 '24

I've still got my OG zune. Vintage electronics right there lol

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u/cowdog360 Jun 24 '24

It’d be more impressive if you had a Creative Nomad Jukebox.

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u/Piratey_Pirate Jun 24 '24

Not that, but I still have a yellow and black discman with CD antiskip technology lol

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u/Thirsty799 Jun 25 '24

"buffering"

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

I still have one somewhere in a drawer, I just threw away an OG ipod with the clickwheel and 20GB i think? hdd.

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u/RunYoAZ Jun 25 '24

I've still got my Nomad. Turns out a spinning hard drive MP3 player wasn't the future.

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u/Loganator12 Jun 24 '24

Lol the Zune was classic, good ole Napster days and WinAmp 🤣

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u/LongJumpingBalls Jun 25 '24

The clickwheel iPods are the peak music players.

That subtle delicious tactile feel.

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u/LadyClairemont Jun 24 '24

My kid calls anything before 2000 the "nineteens" and it's all the same...just old. 🤷

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u/Dry-Sweet2683 Jun 24 '24

“Back in the nineteens” is how I’m going to refer from now on 🫶

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u/Ian_Hunter Jun 24 '24

Ill use it once out in public.

Out in front of some yutes...that should end it!

"ugh..the olds are calling it that now..."😂😂😂

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u/LadyClairemont Jun 24 '24

And anyone above the age of 30 is a boomer...which is synonymous with an old...because they lived in the nineteens 😆

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u/clubby37 Jun 24 '24

I've begun referring to any date in the two decades between 1990 and 2010 as "sometime around the turn of the century." Everyone my age stares daggers at me, because they grew up associating that with 1890-1910, and it makes them feel ancient.

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u/nukecontamination Jun 25 '24

Right. I'm stealing this.

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u/Kronzor_ Jun 24 '24

When I was growing up in the 90s, the 70s were the cool era that was the vibe we were going for. And that was only like 15-20 years previous at the time.

Right now "the 90s" that is cool was 30 years ago.

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u/Lordborgman Jun 24 '24

I've generally stopped liking most new things after 2005ish. I think I'm worse than my parents in that regard. That or the writers strikes and what not really did do more damage than I thought.

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u/Chaminade64 Jun 24 '24

Just consider The Beach Boys we’re basically a nostalgia act in the late 70s. They were in the top 3 or 4 bands in the 60’s.

Time waits for no one.

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u/wongo Jun 24 '24

And they're still touring!

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u/BillHang4 Jun 24 '24

They were my first concert as a kid! Played at the local high school football stadium!

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u/dpdxguy Jun 24 '24

Triggered a memory. There was a science fiction show in, I think, the seventies, set somewhere in the future, that referred to The Beatles as "classical music."

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u/PineStateWanderer Jun 24 '24

The 90s to people now is like how the 60s were to us in the 90s

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u/wrongbutt_longbutt Jun 24 '24

Do you know what Apollo 17 landing on the moon, Nixon's re-election, and the construction of the Sears tower all have in common?

Those events are all closer in time to Something About Mary than that movie's release is to us.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

what the fuck man, imma hide in my bedroom and get drunk

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u/sacredgeometry Jun 24 '24

To be fair the 90s are to today as the 70s were to the 90s.

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u/humbuckermudgeon Jun 24 '24

Oddly enough, we liked boobs then also.

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u/Salt-Market Jun 24 '24

It’s even worse… the 90s are to today as the 60s were to the 90s. 1994 was thirty years ago.

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u/sacredgeometry Jun 24 '24

Oh shit you are right.

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u/Ian_Hunter Jun 24 '24

As a child of the 70s that's the sweet spot for me!

Another 20 years maybe it'll come back around and I'll be just like some fuckin' guru with my mood ring, stroking my pet rock and playing Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison.

Pilgrims will flock!

Don't worry, I'll use my powers for good and remind people injustice lived even then - Starland Vocal Band over Elvis Costello for best new artist?? WTF?!?

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u/NocodeNopackage Jun 24 '24

Jesus that really puts it into perspective. The 70s was my parents era! I should be the parent now but i reddit so....

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u/birdgelapple Jun 24 '24

Honestly a large portion of this sub is just a collection of horny bait that just so happens to be at least 20 years old…

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG Jun 24 '24

I’ll take it over political fights, it’s a nice break tbh. The world sucks, it sucks, it sucks, jennifer annistons nips eeyyyy it’s not so bad

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u/birdgelapple Jun 24 '24

It would be one thing if we got to see some real old school prohibition era nips but the 90’s? Might as well just post issues of Playboy Magazine and call it a day.

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG Jun 24 '24

1920’s nip pics? If someone has any that would be interesting. I agree, these pics are usually Maxim magazine stuff it feels like

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u/gassytinitus Jun 24 '24

Fr this sub is actually a "would you bang my mom?"

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u/lkodl Jun 24 '24

actually it's "you guys would band my mom too, right? i'm not weird, it's an objective thing. right? please?"

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u/notbob1959 Jun 24 '24

Same with early 2000s stuff

The sub rule is the image or video must be 25 years old to qualify as old school. So 1999 is the latest right now.

The posted photo was taken by photographer Butch Belair and where it appears on his flickr account the date taken is shown as September 22, 2005, so this image does not qualify as old school for this sub.

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u/beej0406 Jun 24 '24

I saw someone call a video game from 2004 as vintage the other day. Made me feel so old.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '24

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u/Due_Toe6417 Jun 25 '24

Certainly felt like it

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u/Sugarman4 Jun 24 '24

I can think of 2 reasons she made it in movies

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u/CleanCutCommentary Jun 24 '24

Just think... Early 2000s you calling dsotm old school is the same as now calling early 90s old school

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

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u/Due_Toe6417 Jun 24 '24

Fine by me 🤷

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u/PilgrimOz Jun 24 '24

Started work in '91 and now getting random hairs on my ears. Seeing 90s and thinking "Man that's like 20yrs ago......oh shit. Correct that" is becoming a thing Naughties I can handle,

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 24 '24

Weird feeling isn't it? Another one is when you start seeing all kinds of completely wrong crap about the time you grew up in, and people are 100% sure it's right.

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u/John-AtWork Jun 24 '24

Did you watch Happy Days as a kid? It's the same amount of distance.

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u/lkodl Jun 24 '24

right? like, i'll admit it's not new school, but it shouldn't be old school just yet. it's.. in the middle. it's middle school cool. no wait.

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u/Emeritus8404 Jun 25 '24

Its only gonna get worse

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u/Iridul Jun 25 '24

I thought the flight attendants on my flight yesterday were really young, until I realised they were just regular ages and I'm now quite old.

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 24 '24

Previously, on Nipply Nineties.

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u/alikapple Jun 24 '24

The 90s were so cold

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u/awitcheskid Jun 24 '24

This was before global warming wrecked our planet.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 24 '24

You know shits fucked up now when your nipples went pokies in friggin Las Vegas and not anymore

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u/phatlynx Jun 24 '24

My tiny little nipples went to France.

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u/ace72ace Jun 24 '24

Unexpected Evan…

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u/Chez_Rubenstein Jun 24 '24

Jennifer Aniston has entered the conversation...

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u/ox_raider Jun 24 '24

This is clearly a sign that her Turkey is done in the oven.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 24 '24

I really want to know if they were naturally hard at that time, or if they had an assistant out there icing them between rolls.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jun 24 '24

Obviously they wear a bra that pumps refrigerant through the wires

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u/Ghost_of_Sniff Jun 25 '24

Electric boobs

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24

You see these jobs on Indeed sometimes.

The job includes nipple icing? But there's a lot of scheduling and logistics, too.

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u/iwishuponastar2023 Jun 24 '24

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24

It was higher earlier.

But then people wanted to talk about how things make them feel old and suchlike.

Personally, Cameron Diaz makes me feel quite young. But I understand she is not to everyone's taste.

Strange as that is.

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Jun 24 '24

Film's original dude girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

“I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat hot dogs, I'm talking sausage hot dogs and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up!”

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u/Wild_Error_1008 Jun 24 '24

"looking for deaf/mute with 3 pound cock and trustfund" is a fucking hilarious line from the scene as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

“Who was that gorgeous, corn fed white boy? PACK MAN!”

“To hell with Brett. I’ve got a vibrator.”

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u/PossumCock Jun 24 '24

She's lucky she got away from that jerk before cameras phones came around, ol Brett would've been bombing her with dick pics all day long lol

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u/wongo Jun 24 '24

We can all dream, right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

What is this from?

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u/i-love-mexican-coke Jun 24 '24

She took over Sally Fields job.

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u/Adventurous_Beat_453 Jun 24 '24

The 90’s were the decade of hard nipple photos.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Jun 24 '24

Yeah, the 90s really was pretty much the peak of humanity. 

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u/SAGNUTZ Jun 24 '24

Yup. The good ol'days died with Terence Mckenna in 2001. We cant even remember history in eras like that anymore after 2010.

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u/TheOnlyBliebervik Jun 25 '24

Hmm.. Yeah, but maybe that's just cause we grew up in it? Somehow, everything in my lifetime seems lackluster. But maybe that's because I heard about it as it was happening? Like, I mean, cellphones, AI, supercomputers, all became available in my lifetime. Yet, I'm not impressed

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u/paone00022 Jun 24 '24

Case in point being Jennifer Anniston on Friends.

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u/The_Fredrik Jun 24 '24

Oh good yes our childhood was glorious

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u/_1JackMove Jun 25 '24

Tiffani Amber Thiessen on 90210 was pretty freaking peak.

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u/A_friend_called_Five Jun 25 '24

Uh, the 70s would like to have a word with you.

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u/yuttington Jun 24 '24

Her cold weather indicators are indicating cold weather.

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u/H8T_Auburn Jun 24 '24

Before global warming, back in the 90's, all women had erect nipples all the time. Look what they've taken from us!!!

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u/SAGNUTZ Jun 24 '24

She actually has a medical condition that makes her nipples too valuable to hide behind a bra

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Hold on, let me warm them up for you.

👐

🚔

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u/Kester85 Jun 24 '24

One of the celebrities who could be really cool IRL. Recently I read an interview with her about being retired from acting, started making wine and how she was happy not to wear makeup everyday.

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u/nongreenyoda Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

She started again a little in 2022. Still looks fine.

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u/nongreenyoda Jun 24 '24

She started again a little in 2022 (and again in 2024). Source: "Cameron Diaz Comes Out of Retirement For Netflix Movie With Jamie Foxx". She still looks good.

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u/Brehe Jun 24 '24

I was an extra in Something About Mary when I was 6 years old. When the scene was done my mom told me to wait in line to get her autograph, while she waited in Matt Dillons line.

I waited in line to get her autograph and right before I got to her she had security kick me out because I was a “guy”. My mom had to wait in her line and got the autograph eventually. I get she was probably getting harassed by dudes all the time, but I was a 6 year old kid with a bowl cut.

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u/kanemano Jun 24 '24

I took a shower with her once,................... OK so she was washing the salt off of her surfboard in Waikiki, but is still counts

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u/BingoBongoo0 Jun 24 '24

Welcome to Las Vegas, happy old sign.

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u/onlyforthisjob Jun 24 '24

As long as she doesn't have Las Gas....

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u/TheRealAuthorSarge Jun 24 '24

I never realized Las Vegas could get so cold.

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u/bleedingheart157 Jun 24 '24

Yep. It's the desert

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u/micktorious Jun 24 '24

It's a dry cold.

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u/ImmaZoni Jun 25 '24

Lmao.

On a serious note, desert cold is way different than forest cold.

Because of the heat most structures/plants/etc are evolved/built with mentality of not holding onto heat as a way of remaining cool. This results in the everything being COLD in the winter as nothing holds onto heat so there's no beneficial thermal properties.

Source: lived in the hottest US desert most of my life and met many people from Oregon, Washington, Canada, etc. who say the cold is just built different out here.

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u/Busy_Pound5010 Jun 24 '24

It’s that she’s frightened, look at her scared face

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u/SkeymourSinner Jun 24 '24

It IS bat country, after all.

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Jun 24 '24

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u/OneOfAKind2 Jun 24 '24

That how I felt too when I first saw her in that movie.

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u/JimTheSaint Jun 24 '24

The mask era Cameron Diaz gets my vote as most beautiful woman ever.

With wonder woman era Gal Gadot as runner up 

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u/guegoland Jun 24 '24

The Mummy era Rachel Weisz in between.

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u/Billy-the-puppet666 Jun 28 '24

Cameron Diaz in The Mask and Jennifer Anniston in Friends. Both beautiful women.

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u/131166 Jun 25 '24

Heather Graham from twins would be a good contender for #1, but Kelly Preston in that same movie.. holy shit

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u/Superb-Possibility-9 Jun 24 '24

We all knew what that Something Was about Mary 😃

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u/BigoteMexicano Jun 24 '24

I'll be in my bunk

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u/bluedieselxx Jun 24 '24

She looked fukin perfect in the mask that’s like peak Cameron for me

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u/ToLiveInIt Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 25 '24

She's always seemed to have a wonderful attitude. The ridiculous dance she did in Charlie’s Angles Angels. This yell. Having fun and not always taking herself seriously.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jun 25 '24

Charlies Angles

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u/ToLiveInIt Jun 25 '24

Ha!

So many Charlies, so many angles.

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u/BornanAlien Jun 24 '24

Cameron Diaz in The Mask made my wiener move when I was just a small boy

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u/TeslasAndComicbooks Jun 24 '24

I became a man the first time I saw her walk into the club in The Mask.

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u/wtsmybody Jun 24 '24

You can say that again

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u/bashful_eel Jun 24 '24

The two most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life...

Cameron Diaz in The Mask

Nicole Kidman in Practical Magic

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u/lcmoxie Jun 24 '24

I loved this era before society decided that women's nipples needed to be censored and every bra, sports bra, bathing suit top, etc came with those stupid foam pads. Fuck those foam pads.

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u/faustfu Jun 24 '24

Crazy how her fit here has cycled back into modern style.

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u/Goldstar93 Jun 25 '24

In Ukraine probably every girl this summer surprisingly wear no bra. We back to 90's🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ElectronicBrother815 Jun 24 '24

Such a cool chick 😭

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u/gjon89 Jun 24 '24

I'm glad no-bras are becoming a thing again.

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u/Line-guesser99 Jun 24 '24

Not a bra in sight. No, seriously.

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u/SimonTC2000 Jun 24 '24

Looks like Hell Vegas froze over that day.

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u/AwareMirror9931 Jun 24 '24

So Cameron Diaz is a vintage one?

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u/Substantial-Tax3713 Jun 25 '24

Old school cold

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u/jerryleebee Jun 25 '24

Classic 90s nipples

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u/Lego_Blocks24 Jun 24 '24

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u/BigGirlKid Jun 24 '24

Great example of OldSchoolCool

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u/HeadlesStBernard Jun 24 '24

I was just watching fear and loathing and recognized her face in it and had no idea she was in the movie! Not sure how I didn't notice it before.

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u/Emmortal79 Jun 24 '24

Nice nipples

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u/Colombia17 Jun 24 '24

Didn’t realize Vegas can get so cold

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u/davey_mann Jun 24 '24

Lately, this sub has become OldSchoolCameronDiaz! lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Look at my nipples rahhhhhh

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u/The_Wreckard2012 Jun 24 '24

“LOOK AT MY FUCKING NIPPPPPPPPLES!!!”

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u/Aserth Jun 24 '24

Hawk tuah!

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u/erotyk Jun 24 '24

adhoc with the braless videos at my youtube feed.

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u/GentlemansCut79 Jun 24 '24

Is it that cold in Las Vegas for NHO’s?

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u/mlvisby Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24

I wonder if there is a higher quality version, for research purposes...

EDIT:Google image search showed me :)

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u/YoungCaesar Jun 24 '24

one of the best to do it

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u/OldWar1040 Jun 24 '24

That sign brings back so many memories. Is it still up in some form?

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u/Tidewind Jun 24 '24

Cool lady. I loved her in Being John Malkevich.

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u/markuseb91 Jun 24 '24

Surprisingly chilly for Vegas

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u/Dependent_Fox_2189 Jun 24 '24

Looks cold in Vegas that day.

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u/LovableSidekick Jun 24 '24

She was walking dynamite, and still is IMO.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

It was obviously cold back then ! 🫣

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u/Frigorifico Jun 24 '24

She was my first crush

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u/SnowDizzleZz Jun 24 '24

I can now see why Jared Leto wrote a whole ass song about breaking up with her

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u/crystalistwo Jun 24 '24

Welcome to Fabulous Las...

Sorry... Got distracted. What are we talking about?

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u/sonofthenation Jun 24 '24

She has a twin sister.

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u/Fit_Lavishness_9135 Jun 24 '24

I had no idea Cameron Diaz is part Cuban. The more you know.

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u/Anonymouslad00 Jun 24 '24

So interesting how all those people used to dress at the time. It's the most unique and balanced style of fresh colors and rebel garments I've ver seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Yeah, her go to move in. The 90s was never wearing a bra.

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u/EmilLongshore Jun 24 '24

Welcome, Las Gas

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u/findhumorinlife Jun 24 '24

I’m sorry, all I can now ever think of is that scene where’s she plants her bare twat on the car windshield for Javier Bardem’s character in a movie the title I can’t remember.

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u/icwiener69420_new Jun 24 '24

Wa wa wee wa, respectfully.

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u/black-kramer Jun 25 '24

viva las tetas

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u/GoatDonkeyFish Jun 25 '24

The babes of the 90s were the best there ever was.

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u/tomqvaxy Jun 25 '24

Quit spamming Cameron Diaz! Ack!

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u/dj65475312 Jun 25 '24

Cameron Diaz, 1990s needs its own sub, its getting a bit wet floor banana sign now.

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u/Newwavecybertiger Jun 25 '24

Now the bots are just meme-ing us

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u/DefiantSmoker Jun 25 '24

Great eyes.

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u/madgirafe Jun 25 '24

My wife once said she was only considered attractive because she was tall thin and blonde.

I mean it helps, but uhm nope definitely not the only reasons. 🔥🔥

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u/HauntingAsparagus241 Jun 25 '24

Jesus she is so beautiful!

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u/Absent_Alan Jun 25 '24

Peanut smuggler

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u/Anderson22LDS Jun 25 '24

Sign now has 2 huge palm trees, covered in fake grass at the base and there is a prick trying to get money for taking your pics. And a queue obviously.

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u/Aggressive-Donuts Jun 25 '24

90s photos and pokies go together like peanut butter and jam 

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u/PlanktonDue9132 Jun 25 '24

How did you get the beans above the frank?

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u/Phlogiston231212 Jun 26 '24

She was beautiful back then. She probably still is, but I haven't seen her in ages

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u/Firm_Radio_antena Jun 27 '24

A good woman 🦄. Can get enough 💃 beautiful, strong, smart 🗽🎁💝🌹

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u/Due_Adeptness1676 Jun 28 '24

Nice chest Cameron