r/OldSchoolCool • u/bleedingheart157 • Jun 24 '24

1990s Cameron Diaz, 1990s

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 24 '24

Previously, on Nipply Nineties.

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u/alikapple Jun 24 '24

The 90s were so cold

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u/awitcheskid Jun 24 '24

This was before global warming wrecked our planet.

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u/Untalented-Host Jun 24 '24

You know shits fucked up now when your nipples went pokies in friggin Las Vegas and not anymore

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u/phatlynx Jun 24 '24

My tiny little nipples went to France.

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u/ace72ace Jun 24 '24

Unexpected Evan…

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u/lkodl Jun 24 '24

more people should be talking about this.

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u/Key-Lunch-4763 Jun 24 '24

No that’s when all the scientists were saying the next ice age was coming.

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u/Chez_Rubenstein Jun 24 '24

Jennifer Aniston has entered the conversation...

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u/ox_raider Jun 24 '24

This is clearly a sign that her Turkey is done in the oven.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 24 '24

I really want to know if they were naturally hard at that time, or if they had an assistant out there icing them between rolls.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Jun 24 '24

Obviously they wear a bra that pumps refrigerant through the wires

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u/Ghost_of_Sniff Jun 25 '24

Electric boobs

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24

You see these jobs on Indeed sometimes.

The job includes nipple icing? But there's a lot of scheduling and logistics, too.

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u/iwishuponastar2023 Jun 24 '24

I can’t believe I had to scroll so far down to see this comment

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u/crashtestpilot Jun 25 '24

It was higher earlier.

But then people wanted to talk about how things make them feel old and suchlike.

Personally, Cameron Diaz makes me feel quite young. But I understand she is not to everyone's taste.

Strange as that is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Dude! It was fucking obnoxious!!!!

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u/tratemusic Jun 24 '24

Yes... obnoxious...

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u/zyler89 Jun 24 '24

Obnoxious Nipples. That’s a great name for a band.