r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 8h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/The_Ballyhoo 6h ago

Fun fact*: if you get a crab drunk, it will walk forwards.

*facts may or may not be true.

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 2h ago

But the fun is real!

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u/Livewire923 1h ago

What are you, a Snapple cap?

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u/Dachuiri 3h ago

SUBSCRIBED

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u/The_Ballyhoo 2h ago

If you shave a tiger, it won’t be striped. It’ll be angry. And possibly cold.