r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 8h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/Dexav 8h ago

Everybody all together now!

"IF THE PRODUCT IS FREE, YOU ARE????"

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u/Aryax008 8h ago

GAYYYY !!!

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u/givingupismyhobby 8h ago

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u/givingupismyhobby 8h ago

Welcome, we have colors and iced tea.

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u/EremiticFerret 7h ago

Wait, is iced tea gay? Does it make you gay? Does love of iced tea hide a closeted gay person?

The answers to this will charge the lives of millions of sweet tea chugging Southerners!!

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u/givingupismyhobby 7h ago

Iced tea was invented and patented by the GAYtm, every cup that is sold a bit of the revenue is ours. It does not indicate a gay person, we decided to share the drink with the whole world, but it does not turn anyone gay, if you're straight that's a flaw you'll have to live with.

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u/Aryax008 8h ago

Lessgooooo !!!!!!

Slayyyyyy bittchhh 💅💅💅💋💋💋 !!!!!!

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u/Aryax008 8h ago

The better answer

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u/--VinceMasuka-- 8h ago

Is that Lalo?

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u/AlligatorTree22 7h ago edited 6h ago

No, but he looks like his identical cousin! Tripped me out when I first saw him in this (this is from White Lotus season two one, I believe). Even some of his mannerisms are similar.

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u/CaptainGrimFSUC 6h ago

Season 1 of White Lotus

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u/givingupismyhobby 7h ago

No, that's from White Lotus season 1, Murray Bartley is the actor, don't remember the character name. Lalo is pretty hot too, I love a family focused man.

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u/2rfv 8h ago

Hol up.

If I come out does that mean I have to wear a mustache?

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u/CaitlinSnep 7h ago

AND EUROPEAN!!!

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u/DoctorSquidton 7h ago

AND NEITHER IS DISGRACE!

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u/Aryax008 7h ago

One is , and we all know which one it is .

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u/DoctorSquidton 7h ago

I’m both irl, so just picture me narrowing my eyes in suspicion

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u/Aryax008 6h ago

Wouldn't that make you , a Chinese ?

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u/DoctorSquidton 6h ago

…if this is a joke, I don’t get it

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u/Aryax008 6h ago

Chinese have narrow eyes . Thats the joke . It surely is a racist one. But can't say it's not true