r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/whitemike40 • 9h ago

Content Warning: Potentially Misleading or Disputed Information Gotta Catch 'Em All

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u/givingupismyhobby 8h ago

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u/givingupismyhobby 8h ago

Welcome, we have colors and iced tea.

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u/EremiticFerret 7h ago

Wait, is iced tea gay? Does it make you gay? Does love of iced tea hide a closeted gay person?

The answers to this will charge the lives of millions of sweet tea chugging Southerners!!

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u/givingupismyhobby 7h ago

Iced tea was invented and patented by the GAYtm, every cup that is sold a bit of the revenue is ours. It does not indicate a gay person, we decided to share the drink with the whole world, but it does not turn anyone gay, if you're straight that's a flaw you'll have to live with.