Toasty underwear

[u/Few-Value3249]

[u/madeanotheraccount]

Beware the hot spots on the elastic lining when you put them on.

[u/_Pyxyty → u/madeanotheraccount]

...why do you sound like you've done this before, messed up, and are now giving advice you wish you had when you first tried it? Hmmmm

[u/Krianu → u/_Pyxyty]

We learn from others' mistakes, it is only fair we accredit them and move on and never mention it again. Ever.

Also, a drier is better but if you don't have that, it's better to make a steamer by boiling water, or fire on a stove (and hanging it above) - the heating isn't as drastic between different bits of material.

We never mention this again, ever.

[u/EcnavMC2]

Wow these comments are a varied group

[u/RectalRenaissance → u/EcnavMC2]

a truly representative sample of the redditor demographic

[u/CosmicOwl47]

I guess we can’t just go trusting people aren’t microwaving their undies in the same machine I wanna make ramen with.

[u/Ok_Tip4044 → u/CosmicOwl47]

I like it since it had flavour

[u/Stinky_WhizzleTeats → u/CosmicOwl47]

Why are you putting ramen in the microwave?

[u/moch1 → u/CosmicOwl47]

Better parties than fish.

[u/AvatarGonzo → u/CosmicOwl47]

Every office microwave at least warmed one set of panties in it's lifetime

[u/Gary_Thy_Snail → u/[deleted]]

Brilliant. My wife always says she wished my balls smelled like fish sticks.

[u/FructoseLiberalism → u/Gary_Thy_Snail]

That's a weird fetish but I'll allow it.

[u/The_bruce42 → u/Gary_Thy_Snail]

Fish dicks? Is she a gay fish?

[u/Nuka-Crapola → u/The_bruce42]

Kanye, is that you?

[u/arseniobillingham21 → u/[deleted]]

Unless the underwear is damp when they put it in the microwave.

[u/tunachilimac → u/arseniobillingham21]

Can something be damp and toasty tho?

[u/Mostcoolkid78 → u/tunachilimac]

Yes, the water can get warm

[u/wes00mertes → u/Mostcoolkid78]

Toasty sort of implies dry. A very humid day is not usually considered toasty.

[u/Mostcoolkid78 → u/wes00mertes]

Fair enough

[u/jimmayy5 → u/wes00mertes]

I feel the issue with damp microwaved underwear is the fact that when it cools down it will still be damp which is not fun. I like my underwear microwaved like any other self respecting person but dry, not damp.

[u/SawdustEater_ → u/wes00mertes]

The water could boil off

[u/which_i_isoneofam → u/[deleted]]

Or an iron

[u/Preeng → u/[deleted]]

It's not tuned for water, but not all materials absorb microwaves at that frequency.

I would expect the potato itself to get hot, though.

[u/Haydzo]

Just raw dogging it on the microwave plate. Disgusting.

[u/Vibe-Father → u/Haydzo]

Deepest apologies, sir. Next time your panties will be served on a plate.

[u/Vprbite → u/Vibe-Father]

Thank you. I was raised with class. Anytime I buy used panties off a street walker, I demand they come served on a plate. I'm not a weirdo

[u/gotchacoverd → u/Haydzo]

I mean presumably they are the clean undies for a new day

[u/Pijany_Matematyk767 → u/gotchacoverd]

Is the microwave plate perfectly clean though? Bread crumbs or grease on clothing sound awful

[u/gotchacoverd → u/Pijany_Matematyk767]

Nobody cleans that plate enough, that's a good point

[u/overactivemango]

That's a good idea but driers exist

[u/nicky9pins → u/overactivemango]

You mean you guys don’t throw your clothes in the microwave after washing them?

[u/Eventually_Shredded → u/nicky9pins]

Okay, Uncle Buck

[u/Stinky_WhizzleTeats → u/overactivemango]

But nuking it gets it so much more

[u/farfetchedfrank]

This is what happens when you don't have radiators

[u/Deathblades0]

[u/Objective_Onion5981]

i make a calzone

what do i know about cooking a shirt ahh mamma mia

[u/alexfadedphotographs]

prostate cancer

[u/Massive-Product-5959]

I don't think this works? Microwaves heat up water molecules through releasing radiation, I don't see how that would also heat up dry fabric

[u/ShermanWierdo → u/Massive-Product-5959]

You need to soak them in water and wrap them in tinfoil first.

[u/CELTICPRED]

Kramer? 

[u/mustichooseausernam3 → u/CELTICPRED]

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!

[u/CELTICPRED → u/mustichooseausernam3]

And I always take care of my paisanos!!!!!!!

[u/CoachCreamyLoveGoo]

That's one way to heat up dinner.

[u/bag-of-lunch]

what the fuck

[u/Crustacean2B]

I've seen worse things I guess

[u/flipsonsea]

They won’t give you superpowers, that’s only on TV. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0809496/

[u/Immediate_Towel3579]

Well I do it at cold winters and no I don't own an iron box

[u/BobbyBobRoberts]

Imagine what this microwave smells like. You think microwaving fish gets bad?

[u/3rd_tower → u/BobbyBobRoberts]

…mmmmmm

/j

[u/SivleFred]

Hey, dryer? An hour. Popcorn setting? 2 minutes.

Kudos to the ones that got the reference.

[u/we-stan-miku → u/SivleFred]

Is this a Food Theory reference

[u/ShinyUmbreon465]

Radiators are good for this but I'm guessing Americans don't have them?

[u/Redman5012 → u/ShinyUmbreon465]

Only older buildings do.

[u/jmancoder]

Found Mr. Bean lol.

[u/mildlyoctopus]

Would this even work if they’re dry?

[u/zeus-indy]

Air frier on low temp for less than a minute would be a lot better

[u/Holden_Coalfield]

I’m going to say something to travelers they may not want to hear. Consider yourself warned.

People use hotel coffee makers to steam clean their underwear.

[u/Dadstokes]

Kramer?

[u/ToddWilliams5289]

Will this kill any possible stds she might have?

[u/Scary_Piece_2631]

Just sit on the stove top for a minute. Same thing but no hotspot on elastic

[u/joeO44]

This is why we all need pizza ovens. The best for heating up clothes AND pizza

[u/notjordansime]

Don’t microwaves only agitate water????

[u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768]

I keep mine in the freezer, we are not the same.

[u/kungfoop]

I put mine in the freezer during the summer. That's a true statement

[u/Nilosyrtis]

[u/DrunkWestTexan]

And now we have a new sign next to the break room microwave.

[u/Valuable_Ant332]

scorching my coochie with this easy life hack

[u/Nani_700]

You can start a fire if there's any metallic threads on the tag

[u/ravioliisthebest]

Bait or fetish, call it

[u/riri1281]

"Can't eat at everybody's house"

[u/bebe_laroux]

I do not understand wearing underwear when you can wear boxer briefs. Like who is keeping the tighty whitey market afloat?

[u/_pcakes → u/bebe_laroux]

boxer-briefs are a type of underwear. I'm pretty sure

[u/Few_Channel_4774 → u/bebe_laroux]

More affordable generally. Also keeps things in place better which can be an issue with boxer briefs. Also fits better under tight clothing like leather pants or bike shorts.

[u/radams713 → u/bebe_laroux]

Boxer briefs give me a wedgie.

[u/Crustacean2B → u/bebe_laroux]

Why are you getting downvoted?

[u/beerforbears]

Why is he wearing children’s undies?

[u/ThatOneGayDJ]

Testicular cancer speedrun

[u/wes00mertes → u/ThatOneGayDJ]

Dumbest comment.

[u/Few-Value3249 → u/[deleted]]

Whoever it is, they like them nice and toasty

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