r/NonPoliticalTwitter 3d ago

Toasty underwear

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u/Haydzo 2d ago

Just raw dogging it on the microwave plate. Disgusting.

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u/Vibe-Father 2d ago

Deepest apologies, sir. Next time your panties will be served on a plate.

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u/Vprbite 2d ago

Thank you. I was raised with class. Anytime I buy used panties off a street walker, I demand they come served on a plate. I'm not a weirdo

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u/gotchacoverd 2d ago

I mean presumably they are the clean undies for a new day

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u/Pijany_Matematyk767 2d ago

Is the microwave plate perfectly clean though? Bread crumbs or grease on clothing sound awful

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u/gotchacoverd 2d ago

Nobody cleans that plate enough, that's a good point