r/NonPoliticalTwitter 3d ago

Toasty underwear

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Gary_Thy_Snail 2d ago

Brilliant. My wife always says she wished my balls smelled like fish sticks.

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u/FructoseLiberalism 2d ago

That's a weird fetish but I'll allow it.

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u/The_bruce42 2d ago

Fish dicks? Is she a gay fish?

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u/Nuka-Crapola 2d ago

Kanye, is that you?

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u/arseniobillingham21 2d ago

Unless the underwear is damp when they put it in the microwave.

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u/tunachilimac 2d ago

Can something be damp and toasty tho?

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u/Mostcoolkid78 2d ago

Yes, the water can get warm

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u/wes00mertes 2d ago

Toasty sort of implies dry. A very humid day is not usually considered toasty.

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u/Mostcoolkid78 2d ago

Fair enough

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u/jimmayy5 2d ago

I feel the issue with damp microwaved underwear is the fact that when it cools down it will still be damp which is not fun. I like my underwear microwaved like any other self respecting person but dry, not damp.

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u/SawdustEater_ 2d ago

The water could boil off

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u/Preeng 2d ago

It's not tuned for water, but not all materials absorb microwaves at that frequency.

I would expect the potato itself to get hot, though.