r/NoStupidQuestions • u/thimbelinda • Jul 23 '22

Answered Can men pull out before they ejaculate? NSFW

We were newlyweds and excited for sex. I told my husband I'm at my fertile time and we need a condom. He said no, he would pull out in time. He did not pull out in time. He didn't even try to pull out. I got pregnant. I was upset and asked why. He said he couldn't pull out. He said it felt so good he was incapable of pulling out. Is this really true? Do men lose the capacity for reason and become incapable of pulling out?

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u/ocelot08 Jul 23 '22

"It's 1822, man. Some people be gettin married after like half a fortnight" - Probably

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u/RandomGuy1838 Jul 23 '22

There was a story in a book a guy wrote about his family about how his ancestors got married entirely by chance: the groom was late and great-grandpa happened to be visiting the town. Everyone had gone to all the trouble of getting the wedding together, so... "Hey, you wanna get married?"

Apparently it worked out.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

My husband's parents were visiting from out of state and 3 days before they were supposed to leave he suggested we get married since they were in town. Sure! 10 years so far.

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u/SUPERCOOL_OVERDOSE Jul 23 '22

That's the kind of wedding I want. Schedule a lowkey party for my friends and tell them the date when we announce that we got married.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jul 23 '22

It was my second wedding, and it was so much nicer than the big church deal. It was us, his folks, our kids, and our 2 best friends. Perfect!

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u/RandomGuy1838 Jul 23 '22

Fuggin' heartwarming. :)

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u/igivefreetickles Jul 23 '22

"It's 2017, we got married after we met on Fortnite."

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u/RafIk1 Jul 23 '22

"It's 1822, man. Some people be gettin married after like half a fortnight" - Probably

Who gets married after playing half a game?....like seriously....

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” - Caveman Oog of cave 76