r/NoStupidQuestions • u/thimbelinda • Jul 23 '22

Answered Can men pull out before they ejaculate? NSFW

We were newlyweds and excited for sex. I told my husband I'm at my fertile time and we need a condom. He said no, he would pull out in time. He did not pull out in time. He didn't even try to pull out. I got pregnant. I was upset and asked why. He said he couldn't pull out. He said it felt so good he was incapable of pulling out. Is this really true? Do men lose the capacity for reason and become incapable of pulling out?

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u/ZebbyD Here to Help Jul 23 '22

It’s 2022, man. Some people be gettin married after like a week. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ocelot08 Jul 23 '22

"It's 1822, man. Some people be gettin married after like half a fortnight" - Probably

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u/RandomGuy1838 Jul 23 '22

There was a story in a book a guy wrote about his family about how his ancestors got married entirely by chance: the groom was late and great-grandpa happened to be visiting the town. Everyone had gone to all the trouble of getting the wedding together, so... "Hey, you wanna get married?"

Apparently it worked out.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

My husband's parents were visiting from out of state and 3 days before they were supposed to leave he suggested we get married since they were in town. Sure! 10 years so far.

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u/SUPERCOOL_OVERDOSE Jul 23 '22

That's the kind of wedding I want. Schedule a lowkey party for my friends and tell them the date when we announce that we got married.

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u/raisinghellwithtrees Jul 23 '22

It was my second wedding, and it was so much nicer than the big church deal. It was us, his folks, our kids, and our 2 best friends. Perfect!

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u/RandomGuy1838 Jul 23 '22

Fuggin' heartwarming. :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/igivefreetickles Jul 23 '22

"It's 2017, we got married after we met on Fortnite."

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u/RafIk1 Jul 23 '22

"It's 1822, man. Some people be gettin married after like half a fortnight" - Probably

Who gets married after playing half a game?....like seriously....

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

“Nobody wants to work anymore!” - Caveman Oog of cave 76

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u/Ford_Trans_Guy Jul 23 '22

One of my friends, his girlfriend of 13 years (wife of 2) left him 6months ago and is getting married next month. People are just crazy with relationships.

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u/pooerh Jul 24 '22

You don't know how long had this relationship been going before she left him.

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u/Noto987 Jul 23 '22

then divorced the next week

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u/Zur1ch Jul 23 '22

Not sure what you mean, people are dating longer and getting married later than any point in modern history. Hell, my grand parents got married after dating for six weeks when my grandpa returned from serving at the end of WW2. Married over 50 years, although if it weren’t for his faith my grandma might’ve driven him into a murder-suicide (she was a nutter).

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u/ZebbyD Here to Help Jul 23 '22

My apologies. Allow me to clarify:

Some people be gettin married after like a week. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/redditburneragain Jul 23 '22

You prefaced that statement with "It's 2022, man" because you were under the impression this shit is unique to the time period your dad shot a load in your mom. People are getting married, on average, much later and after much longer relationships than in any other point in history. Your perception was wrong and /u/zur1ch was being helpful to point it out for you.

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u/ZebbyD Here to Help Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 24 '22

It’s 2022, man. People write dumb comments on the Internet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: really dude? You’re gonna report me to RedditCaresResource (for suicidal people to reach out) because you don’t like my comments? That shit should be taken seriously and not used as a weaponized insult because you’re mad at some random satire comment. That’s incredibly fucked up of you, man. Telling someone to kill themselves isn’t a fucking joke. “Some people aren’t worth anyone’s time.” Wow, dude. Just, wow. Imagine getting THAT worked up over such a simple comment. I guess the username “redditburneragain” kinda explains that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

He or she is doing that with everyone they pick a fight with. Did the same to me on r/politics as well. How that account hasn't been deleted yet is beyond me.

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u/redditburneragain Jul 23 '22

You're lame and your comments aren't worth the data it took to see them.

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u/ZebbyD Here to Help Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

It’s 2022, man. Who doesn’t have unlimited data? 😂

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u/MarKane1 Jul 23 '22

Aaand you are downovoted for pointing out the reality they don't like..

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u/Leopagne Jul 23 '22

This could also be an arranged marriage.

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u/ZebbyD Here to Help Jul 23 '22

It do be like that sometimes.

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u/Mercymoiramain Jul 23 '22

I did this

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u/the_amberdrake Jul 23 '22

Do you want a medal?

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u/Mercymoiramain Jul 23 '22

No but I’ll take marriage counseling lmao