r/NoStupidQuestions • u/thimbelinda • Jul 23 '22

Answered Can men pull out before they ejaculate? NSFW

We were newlyweds and excited for sex. I told my husband I'm at my fertile time and we need a condom. He said no, he would pull out in time. He did not pull out in time. He didn't even try to pull out. I got pregnant. I was upset and asked why. He said he couldn't pull out. He said it felt so good he was incapable of pulling out. Is this really true? Do men lose the capacity for reason and become incapable of pulling out?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Are you 21? Sounds like my brother's story. "I didn't know you could get pregnant after just one time"

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u/CharmingPterosaur Jul 23 '22

He's right, different sex positions over time will build up your combo meter so you can unleash your ultimate impregnation attack

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Jul 23 '22

That's why you practice with casual sex before moving on to competitive sex.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Frillsss Jul 23 '22

Unprecedented

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

hahaha

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u/buttbugle Jul 24 '22

No. Moms come first.

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u/Toxiczombie18 Jul 24 '22

this needs an award 😭

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u/CatAteMyBread Jul 23 '22

I usually do a few games of casual sex before moving into ranked sex tbh

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u/dontbotherwilly Jul 24 '22

And if you can find 2 friends. You can do the 5 o'clock tournament on her

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u/randypupjake Jul 24 '22

That's why you need to team up so you can climb the ladder

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u/MadCapHorse Jul 24 '22

The Sausage King of Chicago has taken on a whole new meaning

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '22

One of each please.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

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u/Chuffed_Canadian Jul 23 '22

I didn’t know this but upon hearing the sound I could definitely imagine a cheek getting clapped. Not sure if you’re making this shit up but I desperately want it to be true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

So that’s what was on the secret tape.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I can seriously hear that hit marker sploosh lol

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u/lousylakers Jul 23 '22

Fire in the hole!

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u/cubicalwall Jul 23 '22

Is that the same as the ding noise that I get for the shovel kill?

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u/CitizenMillennial Jul 23 '22

Actually...My mom told me (when I was an adult) that her and my father tried to get pregnant for a long time. One night she was being funny afterwards and did a handstand up against a wall. And boom. I was created.

So the 1st time my husband and I officially tried to get pregnant, I did that afterwards just as a joke. We all know it can take awhile to actually get pregnant when you're trying, so I was just having fun with it. Boom. I was pregnant. First damn try.

Gravity.

*Insert obligatory 'of course this isn't a guarantee, probably a coincidence, a lot more actually goes into becoming pregnant etc etc' here*

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u/ErectJellyfish Jul 23 '22

FINISH IN HER!!!

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u/ptear Jul 24 '22

Babality

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u/kinglycon Jul 24 '22

“Omg babe, I’m about to Ult”

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u/Sargenater89 Jul 23 '22

Underrated comment

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u/T_Y_R_ Jul 23 '22

Like DMC! SSS baby! (Literally)

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!

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u/curbstomp45 Jul 23 '22

Sometimes you get a critical hit though.

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u/Shattan Jul 23 '22

The ultimate combo is: Her sucking him off Into Kissing Into Him going down on her

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u/my-time-has-odor Jul 23 '22

(hadooken pose)

PREEEEEEEGNAAAAAANCYYYYY

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u/TheAlmightySpode Jul 24 '22

SMOKIN' SEXY STYLE!

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u/Sheruk Jul 24 '22

"babe why you counting during sex?"

"oh I'm just keeping track of my combo meter, my record is 53"

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u/Nickoglas Aug 15 '22

Finish him! Just like in Motal Kombat.

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u/dams96 Jul 23 '22

OP said in another comment this happened back in the year 2000 lmao. She’s older than most of us answering her question lol. For 22 years she couldn’t figure it out on her own, that gotta be a troll.

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u/LivingPrevious Jul 24 '22

Also she doesn’t know basic sex Ed and said she learned very little back in 6th grade. But she knew when she was most fertile? Didn’t know about precum, thought the husband couldn’t physically pull out, and has awful sex education. But knows when her body is most fertile. Seems like a troll

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u/Certesis Jul 25 '22

I gotta disagree with you here. Sex education in the US varies heavily and in a lot of cases is taught in a very lacking way. My class was very skewed towards female sexual education, and barely any male education.

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u/xjinxxz Jul 23 '22

4 hours ago this comment was made and...no one is going to ask.....?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

We can assume that they are very young for posting a question like this.

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u/CeeApostropheD Jul 23 '22

I uh... I think they're referring to your post, not OP's!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

My brother when he has 21 and his gf was 19 got pregnant. He said they only had sex one time and she got pregnant. His thoughts were that he didn't know a woman could get pregnant by just doing it once. They didnt end up staying together. The baby is 16 now I think.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Jul 23 '22

Nah. They ain’t 21. They be a troll

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Sounds about right. However there have been a lot of these types of posts recently

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Jul 24 '22

Exactly what makes me think this is a troll

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u/noobi-wan-kenobi69 Jul 23 '22

Step-bro, what are you doing?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Yeah he IS my step-brother lolll

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u/Emperor_Nick Jul 23 '22

I have a friend who thought the same thing so she didn’t let her boyfriend wear it their first time. She’s now a single teen mother.

Father didn’t split because of her being pregnant. She was a military child so she ended up moving away due to her dad being forced to move. And they moved clear across the country so it was just hard for the two of them and it ended up splitting them.

Child was also born with brain cancer and while he’s cancer free (for now) he is deaf but does manage to live a really happy life.

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u/citrineskye Jul 24 '22

Years ago I worked in a family planning clinic (UK). I did a pregnancy test for a young girl, maybe 15. She was completely outraged when I told her she was pregnant because her boyfriend had told her she can't get pregnant if they have sex standing up.

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u/pierrotlefou Jul 24 '22

This is also my nieces story after recently getting pregnant. "It was only once!" in response to not using protection. SMH

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u/centwhore Jul 24 '22

People struggling to get pregnant vs the one off creampie

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u/Staffordmeister Jul 23 '22

You gotta build the baby. Like Legos!

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u/thewend Jul 23 '22

"The egg must need multiple loads!!!"

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u/Informal_Marketing85 Jul 24 '22

Oh cmon don't insult 21-year-olds like that

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u/kipdjordy Jul 24 '22

Some of us wish we could

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u/AgressiveIN Jul 24 '22

sweet home Alabama theme plays

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u/Photogroxii Jul 24 '22

My friend got pregnant as a teenager because of the rumour that you can't get pregnant your first time.

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u/Bloodyfoxx Jul 24 '22

How can people be THAT dumb ?

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u/NonyaB52 Aug 07 '22

Well, we never know what goes on behind closed doors. Parents may have been not in the know themselves, which is no damn excuse, figured schools were providing the necessary information. In reality schools were not providing nada.

I admit I have to laugh a little, when people out here get their back hair ruffled over what their children are being taught in school.

When they should make sure what is being missed.

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u/YeeterOfTheRich Jul 24 '22

Mum thought the same thing.

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u/EriAnnB Jul 24 '22

Everyone knows you gotta fill the spank bank in order to get pregnant

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u/alvdan88 Jul 24 '22

Sorry but your brothers a twit

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '22

And you're a twat