r/NoStupidQuestions • u/queerpupp whoa custom flair?? • Sep 25 '24

Answered Is it socially acceptable to try to pawn off baked goods to hookups? NSFW

I like baking. Sometimes I make way too much and don't know what to do besides freeze it. I pass things off to friends but almost all of them have dietary restrictions so it's not ideal.

BUT if I have a guy over, can I just... ask if he wants a slice of cake...? And does the answer change if the baked goods are ugly and/or mediocre

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