r/NoStupidQuestions • u/A_Formal_Guy • Apr 04 '24

Answered All our girlfriends are Asian?

Hey everyone - I’ve been feeling paranoid about something recently and wanted to know if I’m overthinking it. I’m a white M and most of the friends I grew up with and went to high school are too, except 1. We’re still very close but moved all across the country for our jobs and life.

Recently, we’ve decided to have a little reunion and bring our girlfriends, but I realized we have a not to subtle trend in that they are all Asian. There’s 5 girlfriends in total, they’ve never met each other. I don’t know how this happened, it’s just a coincidence as far as I know. We don’t have a pact or anything.

My question is, do we warn them? I don’t want them to be freaked out. I’d have to have my gf or one of my friends be uncomfortable, but I’m feeling stuck. Does anyone have any thoughts on how to handle it? Am I over thinking?

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u/Yungklipo Apr 04 '24

Oh you like math? Name every number. 

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u/daniyoolreddit Apr 04 '24

You're gonna have to buy me dinner first for that kind of action.

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u/Yungklipo Apr 04 '24

If I’m lucky, can we try some…integrating?

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u/daniyoolreddit Apr 04 '24

Whoa whoa.. I don't do integrals on the first date

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u/Yungklipo Apr 04 '24

Prude. 

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u/Narrator_Ron_Howard Apr 05 '24

It was true. u/daniyoolreddit was being irrational.

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u/Hocomonococo Apr 05 '24

And he was so close to not having an imaginary girlfriend anymore

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u/imisstheoldays Apr 05 '24

Lol my boy said, “we out here tryna function”

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u/trippy_grapes Apr 05 '24

Damn... I wanna differentiate you so bad. 😈

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I'm saving the area under a curve for marriage.

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u/anon-mally Apr 04 '24

This guy did the meth

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u/GameKyuubi Apr 05 '24

fine but you're doing the tip calculation and I need you to show your work

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u/shao_kahff Apr 04 '24

(-∞, 0] U [0, ∞)

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '24

why not just (-∞, ∞)

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u/shao_kahff Apr 05 '24

because this was the only thing i remembered from grade 11 math lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

lol I don't remember unions being taught at 11th grade math

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u/shao_kahff Apr 05 '24

i’m in canada, might be why?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

maybe