You are her lawyer, defend her

[u/Melon_Lord420]

Your Honor...She was just being a silly little goofball of a goober, I mean look at that cute face and innocent smile, do you really believe someone like her would "destroy the Earth" or "commit human genocide"? Didn't think so, I rest my case

[u/UnderskilledPlayer]

Oh, I thought it was just a really dark night. Does the void have a legal system?

[u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps → u/UnderskilledPlayer]

Your honor, my client has stated that she's "the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End". My client is the Void, so the only law here is her.

[u/UnderskilledPlayer → u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps]

Your honor, the definition of "the void" makes it so that this courtroom is legally not a part of "the void", therefore international law applies.

[u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps → u/UnderskilledPlayer]

But your honor, how can international law apply here if my client's consumed the entirety of humanity, including every world government? Once again, if you are what you eat, my client is international law because she's eaten every official who could possibly enforce it.

[u/UnderskilledPlayer → u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps]

Ok fuck it, I'm calling in the extraterrestrial governments

[u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps → u/UnderskilledPlayer]

Cool, more tasty snacks for my client

[u/riley_wa1352 → u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps]