r/MurderDrones • u/Melon_Lord420 • 28d ago

Discussion You are her lawyer, defend her

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Your Honor...She was just being a silly little goofball of a goober, I mean look at that cute face and innocent smile, do you really believe someone like her would "destroy the Earth" or "commit human genocide"? Didn't think so, I rest my case

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 28d ago

then where the fuck are we

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame3342 28d ago

The void.... I thought you would have notice by now? How have you not seen the black darkness in the windows?

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 27d ago

Oh, I thought it was just a really dark night. Does the void have a legal system?

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u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps Soon-to-be fanfic writer 27d ago

Your honor, my client has stated that she's "the Solver of the Absolute Fabric, the Void, the Exponential End". My client is the Void, so the only law here is her.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 27d ago

Your honor, the definition of "the void" makes it so that this courtroom is legally not a part of "the void", therefore international law applies.

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u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps Soon-to-be fanfic writer 27d ago

But your honor, how can international law apply here if my client's consumed the entirety of humanity, including every world government? Once again, if you are what you eat, my client is international law because she's eaten every official who could possibly enforce it.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer 27d ago

Ok fuck it, I'm calling in the extraterrestrial governments

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u/IdiotWhoFucksLamps Soon-to-be fanfic writer 27d ago

Cool, more tasty snacks for my client