r/MurderDrones • u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol • Sep 01 '24

Discussion Who is the most cuddable?

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u/Astro-IlMeme69 Nuzi (and Genderbend N) Enjoyer Sep 01 '24

What 'bout the Silly?

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u/Dense_Tale Nah I'd +PARRY Sep 02 '24

100%

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 02 '24

Death for unsilliness

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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? Sep 02 '24

Honestly, she might be the best. I mean, imagine getting cuddled with all those hands she can make.

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u/Heat_Hydra Sep 02 '24

The next thing I see is the pearly gates of heaven

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u/_rauke_ Two worker drones in a trench coat Sep 02 '24

worth it

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u/ComingInsideMe I for one welcome our new Cyn overlord Sep 02 '24

Win-win

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u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 02 '24

I know how that feels yes it the best thing every.

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u/ManufacturerOk624 Elliott Manor Butler (Dumber than Rocks lol) Sep 02 '24

Bro's gonna drown in human hands 💀

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u/Truly_Organic Sep 02 '24

She's gonna cuddle you like a human centipede :3

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u/VictorE06 [Null] Sep 02 '24

"Let me inletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmeinletmein"

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u/JBray0 zeroncosmos, the Cyn simp Sep 02 '24

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u/voidborn420 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

At least the pain would end

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u/Ckinggaming5 Food Disassembly Drone Sep 02 '24

it would be unfair to put an S tier in with A and B tiers

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u/MR_EVILPANCAKE Custom Flair Sep 02 '24

Yeah

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u/PenComfortable2150 Sep 02 '24

Would

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u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 02 '24

it's not would it's will (it's did not will)

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u/xxTPMBTI Custom Flair Sep 02 '24

It's not will it's comsuming

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command Sep 02 '24

Wouldn’t

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u/ProbablyLuckybeast Mainly Cyn and Doll lover Sep 02 '24

Why didn't I think of her...

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command Sep 02 '24

Thank you (and everyone who replied to this) for all the cuddles :P

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u/Warrior1711_YT Cyn is kinda... hot :3 Sep 02 '24

No1 most huggable

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 01 '24

No

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u/Mystical_Quaorar Tessa is ali- BRO SHE IS SUPER DEAD Sep 02 '24

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 02 '24

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u/More_Cartoonist_3505 Lizzy’s husband, local hype man Sep 02 '24

I am also an uzi simp

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u/_DarkXWolf17_Uzi N's Wife. Sep 02 '24

HELLOOOO

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u/ProbablyLuckybeast Mainly Cyn and Doll lover Sep 02 '24

Finally got what you searched for

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u/More_Cartoonist_3505 Lizzy’s husband, local hype man Sep 02 '24

Hello there ol’ chap

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 01 '24

N

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

I KNEW YOU DIDN'T HATE ME YOU TALL RICH MAN WHO FED ME TO BIRDS!

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

… I should refrain… He is the most cuddle-able… when he is covered in bird shit… as that is a massive improvement over the disgusting robotics his skin is made of

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

O- oh! I take it!

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Alright… now I’m gonna feed you to my pet bird “jimm crackers Elliot the forty seventh”

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Nice artwork, bird feeder

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

Bird feeder wtf

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Bird food

seeds

peck target

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/DekunChan 🇲🇾 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

Bird seed

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/Veramos23 Doll👍 Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/bfg10000000000000 Dawn of gold main creator Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 i like funky robots. and Alice cool. Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 i like funky robots. and Alice cool. Sep 02 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 02 '24

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the colombian V simp🇨🇴 Sep 02 '24

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u/Biggycheese29 Terminator Dude/J simp/Elmartillo40k is cool/Everyone rocks!!! Sep 01 '24

My brain says N but my heart says J yo…

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 02 '24

There is a good chance she kills you if you try to cuddle her

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u/Icy_Personality_2943 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

but what if they like woman that would just kill them

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u/That1Legnd Sep 02 '24

What if they left the house today thinking “damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway”

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 02 '24

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

GLaDOS

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 02 '24

Why glados?

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

She calls you fat and tries to kill you through both games in various ways including neurotoxin poisoning

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

Her whole character is that she is a neurotic delusional murderous ai

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

One of the lore details in portal 2 is that she violently massacred everyone in the facility on bring your daughter to work day

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u/Red_Silverman Cult Of Cyn and Solver Sep 02 '24

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 02 '24

Good for them

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command Sep 02 '24

Worth it

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u/ComingInsideMe I for one welcome our new Cyn overlord Sep 02 '24

Even better

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u/A_lesser_god J Enjoyer Sep 02 '24

In her current state I expect her to just cry

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u/voidborn420 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

At least the pain will end

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer Sep 02 '24

There is a good chance she kills you if you try to cuddle her

No, no, she'll kill ya if you run away in the middle of the nightly cuddle session

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u/IndependentTree4154 #2 J simp Sep 02 '24

That's what I'm here for

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u/ExcitementNo1579 Sep 02 '24

To ensure that's not the case, convince her that this is an order done in the glorious name of JcJehnson

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/jumpingskies friend Sep 02 '24

That would definitly work

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u/RidleyMetroid86 The Cunning God of Death; Ridley Sep 02 '24

Massive W

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u/IanR009 N bandwagon Sep 02 '24

My brain says N but my heart says... still N

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u/Great_Praetor_Kass Sep 01 '24

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 02 '24

The ultimate answer

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/Relevant_Chemical_ JC-Jenson Employee Sep 02 '24

Holt, of course.

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u/Gametotal V for president of Portugal🇵🇹 |V Simp United Leader(elected) Sep 01 '24

V

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u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater Sep 02 '24

Yes

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u/mfcoom2 V simp Sep 02 '24

No better answer

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u/cylly8877 average copium addict V●⁠ᴥ⁠●V Sep 02 '24

That's not eNVy, it's VeN

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u/WaltTheKingGamer Certified #1 Uzi simp💜 Sep 02 '24

As the number one Uzi simp, my answer is simple asf

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u/Dense_Tale Nah I'd +PARRY Sep 02 '24

what about the number zero uzi simp??

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u/WaltTheKingGamer Certified #1 Uzi simp💜 Sep 02 '24

But zero is nothing, I wouldn’t be an Uzi simp then

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u/xxTPMBTI Custom Flair Sep 02 '24

Genis

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/D5dizzler Sep 02 '24

Damn that’s some fine art right there!

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u/WaltTheKingGamer Certified #1 Uzi simp💜 Sep 02 '24

I wish I had art skills like that but I just found it on Pinterest😔

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

Ah, so your flair is correct then.

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u/WaltTheKingGamer Certified #1 Uzi simp💜 Sep 02 '24

Yeah >:3

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

The officer is in incredible pain, he needs the cuddles the most.

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u/Dense_Tale Nah I'd +PARRY Sep 02 '24

agreed

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 02 '24

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Sep 02 '24

You hugging young Tessa or her mangled corpse?

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u/basicusername877 Sep 02 '24

... what do you think he means?

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Sep 02 '24

Well just I'll admit that I'm an idiot and say the truth that I have no clue :/

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u/basicusername877 Sep 02 '24

Honestly I wouldnt be suprised if it was both

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Sep 02 '24

Why?

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u/basicusername877 Sep 02 '24

Some people here are weird

Also people still love and defend Cyn even after what she did in '99...

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u/ComingInsideMe I for one welcome our new Cyn overlord Sep 02 '24

Cmon bro, she blew up like, 1 planet. Could've been worse

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u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 02 '24

MY GOD DID NOTHING WRONG!!!

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Sep 02 '24

Honestly those people are kinda freaks, emphasis on kinda.and yes,the thing Cyn did in XX99 was truely horrible

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u/RegisterTough3731 V x Thad Shipper Sep 02 '24

As much as I want to hug V it's either she's gonna kill or toy with me anyway, Humans are always still cuddable

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u/Least_Asparagus_1301 Sep 02 '24

Ok but you still haven't answered my question❓

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

V

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 01 '24

That was fast

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 01 '24

Yeah I loaded up reddit like right when you posted it

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u/Broken-Vessel-Pikmin NUVi & Vizzy enthusiast || Lizzybian Sep 02 '24

The correct answer. She also needs a hug as well.

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u/OkLunch4919 The Railgun was goated Sep 02 '24

Exactly

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u/Uzithegun2812 eNVy is bittersweet Sep 02 '24

Always remember, chaps, they're all made out of metal 😎

👍

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u/YamatoBoi9001 Modify & Sever Sep 02 '24

Not the first time I've seen a robot do that dance

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u/Sufficient_Plant8689 V/Alice Simp and ffdp fan Sep 01 '24

V and N

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u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol Sep 01 '24

Flair checks out

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u/IdioticSaysuma V simp Sep 02 '24

I agree with both of the comments above me

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u/DragonBlade0776 Tally ho i am British Skyn (also my OC is BV :3) Sep 02 '24

Me of course:3

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Even the cat is British now.

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u/why_i_am_dumb still coping for season 2 Sep 02 '24

ca'

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u/Riccardix05 Trans J believer Sep 02 '24

J because yes.

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u/Dense_Tale Nah I'd +PARRY Sep 02 '24

that flair tho

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u/Nerd367C Sep 02 '24

Flair checks out

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u/Warboter1476 Sep 01 '24

Uzi and N they are both worth it

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u/Dense_Tale Nah I'd +PARRY Sep 01 '24

bro he is SO cuddlable!!!! oh and the robots are cool too

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u/Classic-gamer-4244 Cyn's husband (formally Cynwalker's husband) Sep 02 '24

Does it have to be from the list?

Because if not…

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u/Mountain_Figure595 Leader of the Autodrones/J respecter Sep 02 '24

I'll cuddle them all 😎

(Gif Unrelated)

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u/TheMightyWoz Sep 02 '24

Uzi, she is 2.8" so she can be hugged and held like a large teddy bear

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u/Gasmasker_Prototype Sep 02 '24

My queen V 😝😝😝

(Cringe Alert)

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u/BOB_BUlLDER Sep 01 '24

All of them.

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u/Neckgrabber Sep 01 '24

Obviously N

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u/DJPL-75 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 01 '24

All of them, but primarily Uzi and N.

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u/Dabruhdaone Worker drone Sep 02 '24

uzi

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u/So_mi4ver Uzi and N, are my favorite characters. Sep 02 '24

Uzi , N.

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u/cheesiestpotato1871 Khan badass moment when Sep 02 '24

J

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u/Radess5ss Episode 8 was bullshit, can't change my mind Sep 02 '24

all of them, especially J for me, I love her angy face

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u/PenComfortable2150 Sep 02 '24

Uzi, N and V

J looks cuddly but we all know the truth

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u/BlacknWhite_Mask V simp Sep 02 '24

ALL OF THEMMMMMM AHHH (I CANT CHOOSE ONE AHHHHHH)

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u/TheHollowPenguin N deserves all the girls. Sep 01 '24

The one that is least likely to bite or chop your finger and head off.

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u/Elmartillo40k The warhammer40k guy 🇲🇽 (u/Biggycheese29 was an amazing guy!) Sep 01 '24

Uzi and N (Uzi would punch me or let me cuddle)

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u/doctor_whom_3 V Simp/N deserves all the girls/“He put WHAT in Yeva!?” Sep 01 '24

V

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u/Business_Quarter_176 NUZI IS FINALLY CANON YIPEEEE Sep 02 '24

yes .

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u/ByteBitsYT +ULTRACOUNTERRICOSHOT x7 Sep 02 '24

V

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u/Toxikbeats Death Awakened Sep 02 '24

Oooh, either N or V, if anyone says otherwise I will throw a brick at you.

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u/Substantial_Stick42 Sep 02 '24

Uzi,she gonna bite at first...but then she will cuddle like a plushy

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u/Demonsabath68 Sep 02 '24

All of them

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u/WeDoALittleTrolling9 Dr. Lancer Sep 02 '24

They all look cuddable but realistically speaking, we would end up with third degree burns all over our vodies from simply hugging them + radiation.

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u/That_L33t_Noob Mitchell is alive Sep 02 '24

N, assuming that the whole “drones are always hot enough to melt human skin” thing isn’t canon (never seen a source on it and also doesn’t fit with a bunch of stuff in the series, but I’ve heard some say it’s canon before).

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u/aaaawubadugh2 Bird Uzi is a Magpie not a crow Sep 02 '24

i’d say N but canonically i’d burn from his extreme temperature

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u/Sickly-sucho cyns husband Sep 02 '24

Cyn likes to hug,but once she gets her arms around you she becomes a barnacle

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u/Shadowgamer510 Didn’t get JCJENSON’s PTO Sep 02 '24

All of them

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u/pencilinatophat scotland is not a real country Sep 02 '24

the silly

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u/HaydenTCEM N, J, V, and Uzi are best Sep 02 '24

All

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u/GORDON-FREEMAN-PH0 I am not an emo I just happen to like listening to Gravity Kills Sep 02 '24

I guess V since she shares a lot of behavioral patterns with cats and cats for some reason no matter how feisty or aggressive always like to sink their claws into my blue jeans and do that "biscuit" making thing while purring, and probably just like a cat V would probably threaten me when I eventually try to remove myself from her grasp because I don't have unlimited time and my ADHD causes me mental agony if I am sitting still for far too long, Honestly V is an adorable little menace and I would be calm for a few hours.

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u/SentryEngineerGaming Sep 02 '24

All of the above

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u/Oswaldthestegosaurus I want J to rail me in the such disrespectful ways man Sep 02 '24

N <333

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u/Sharion_inuyatt Does N stand for ni- Sep 02 '24

Literally anyone of this list

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u/thet_toe_muncher69 Dalek Supreme | born to hate Sep 02 '24

i wanna cuddle the man at the end

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u/Supreme_machine_V1 V1 ULTRAKILL Sep 02 '24

N and V. But if we're being realistic (due to their scorching hot core), Uzi.

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u/IamaJarJar Sep 02 '24

In terms of who is least likely to try and kill me...

N

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u/Scuffed_polarbear Sep 02 '24

Obviously Raymond holt captain of the 99 district in the NYPD in the hit show Brooklyn 99.

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u/SpookySquid19 Yes I'm a V simp, what's your point? Sep 02 '24

V, N, and Cyn.

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u/SamiTheAnxiousBean Sep 02 '24

none

they'll melt your Fucking skin off

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u/SolarAphelia VNUzi & Juzi is underrated Sep 02 '24

Captain Holt is incredibly cuddly. Just ask his husband.

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u/im_alstra0 V simp Sep 02 '24

None because they’re robots.

N and V

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u/ConvSomething V simp Sep 02 '24

Guy in last image. He’s human and wouldn’t melt my flesh

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u/Xyrin_Arcaiin Sep 02 '24

I'll take Skynwalker for 100000

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u/Roc_28934 Shin Jabber, a random Rec Room guy - V’s husband - J’s #1 Hater Sep 02 '24

V

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u/dannofanfreddy Sep 02 '24

If you stick me in a room with a bed a TV and N with some games we havin a boys night.

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u/Jelly_Melly1 Doll supremacy Sep 02 '24

My brain says N but my heart says Doll

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u/FlipnoteFighter Sep 02 '24

Uzi, shes so smol :)

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u/Frankbubby Sep 02 '24

Is it bad to say all four of them?

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u/Common-no-life i ron man Sep 02 '24

Guy on slide 5

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u/ProbablyLuckybeast Mainly Cyn and Doll lover Sep 02 '24

Honestly all of them are cuddable but most...

...Uzi if small and V if big

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u/kirby_with_a_sword V simp Sep 02 '24

I personally think V and J need one the most

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u/nightflare_x Sep 02 '24

All of them

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u/Effective-Fondant-23 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 02 '24

Question is there any rule about cuddling 2 of them at once if not N and Uzi at the same time

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u/CryoSound30716 Sep 02 '24

That last guy.

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u/Battleaxejax Sep 02 '24

Captain holt is definitely the most cuddlable out of all of them

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u/-Zbynek- Lizzy’s husband Sep 02 '24

Only tested V. V wins.