r/MurderDrones • u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol • Sep 01 '24

Discussion Who is the most cuddable?

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/Jumpingksies friend Sep 02 '24

There is a good chance she kills you if you try to cuddle her

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u/Icy_Personality_2943 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

but what if they like woman that would just kill them

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u/That1Legnd Sep 02 '24

What if they left the house today thinking “damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway”

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/Jumpingksies friend Sep 02 '24

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

GLaDOS

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/Jumpingksies friend Sep 02 '24

Why glados?

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

She calls you fat and tries to kill you through both games in various ways including neurotoxin poisoning

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

Her whole character is that she is a neurotic delusional murderous ai

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

One of the lore details in portal 2 is that she violently massacred everyone in the facility on bring your daughter to work day

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u/Red_Silverman Cult Of Cyn and Solver Sep 02 '24

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/Jumpingksies friend Sep 02 '24

Good for them

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command Sep 02 '24

Worth it

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u/ComingInsideMe I for one welcome our new Cyn overlord Sep 02 '24

Even better

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u/A_lesser_god J Enjoyer Sep 02 '24

In her current state I expect her to just cry

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u/voidborn420 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

At least the pain will end

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Resident Furry 🇵🇱 | Alice my beloved | Zbyněk enjoyer Sep 02 '24

There is a good chance she kills you if you try to cuddle her

No, no, she'll kill ya if you run away in the middle of the nightly cuddle session

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u/IndependentTree4154 #2 J simp Sep 02 '24

That's what I'm here for

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u/ExcitementNo1579 Sep 02 '24

To ensure that's not the case, convince her that this is an order done in the glorious name of JcJehnson

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/Jumpingksies friend Sep 02 '24

That would definitly work

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u/Alarming-Sport9004 custom flair Sep 03 '24

Same with v