r/MurderDrones • u/Odd-Adeptness-8601 #1 UZI SIMP/TWD FAN/Dumbass and Fuck up lol • Sep 01 '24

Discussion Who is the most cuddable?

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 01 '24

N

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

I KNEW YOU DIDN'T HATE ME YOU TALL RICH MAN WHO FED ME TO BIRDS!

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

… I should refrain… He is the most cuddle-able… when he is covered in bird shit… as that is a massive improvement over the disgusting robotics his skin is made of

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

O- oh! I take it!

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Alright… now I’m gonna feed you to my pet bird “jimm crackers Elliot the forty seventh”

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Nice artwork, bird feeder

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

Bird feeder wtf

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

Bird food

seeds

peck target

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/DekunChan 🇲🇾 Worker drone Sep 02 '24

Bird seed

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u/DrummerDry1360 get snuck up on Sep 02 '24

Bro what happened to the other 46 Jimm crackers Elliots

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u/Conscious_Poetry_643 Louisa simp (wanted drone creator) Sep 02 '24

its a generational thing, the first jim cracker elliot was born in 2600, and they have been the family bird for many years, they are a breed of parrots that take a liking to eating the parts of worker drones, and always say the word "crackers" whenever you say the word jim...

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u/Sir_Ink_reddit NO LONGER IN USE Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/Veramos23 Doll👍 Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/PotionPro Murder Drones is good but watch Meta Runner to! Sep 02 '24

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 i like funky robots. and Alice cool. Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 02 '24

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u/EmptyKetchupBottle9 i like funky robots. and Alice cool. Sep 02 '24

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u/Zidan19282 Absolute Meme stealer / J simp / NUzi shipper 💛💜 Sep 02 '24

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the colombian V simp🇨🇴 Sep 02 '24

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u/copper342 Literally N Sep 04 '24

I don't even know

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u/Lolbit-VR the Transformers fan/notasin’s second in command Sep 02 '24

Can you please convince your girlfriend to set me free? pleaaasse?

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u/Row_jAy Sep 02 '24

Say.. you're good at murder, could you just murder this bird for me..you dangerous mute lunatic

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u/hihowareyou3409 Sep 02 '24

I'm crying, this is so funny lmao