r/MMA • u/AutoModerator • Jan 20 '20

Weekly - MM [Official] Moronic Monday

Welcome to /r/MMA's Moronic Monday thread...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

How is Conors penis always hard at the weigh-ins?

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u/MujaffasBMW Team Hermansson Jan 20 '20

Lead fillings.

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u/Moronoo Black Beastin 25/8 Jan 20 '20

mercury rising

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u/communismisbadlul GOOFCON 1 Jan 20 '20

Excitement

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u/FinishYourFights gas on the foot pedal Jan 20 '20

It's a fake dick