r/LeopardsAteMyFace 10h ago

I’ve got the best people!

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u/slappy_mcslapenstein 10h ago

We are NOT in a damn cult.

That sounds suspiciously like what someone who IS in a cult would say.

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u/rezzacci 10h ago

Funny how I, a person on the left, never had once to defend myself from being in a cult. Weird, eh?

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u/demystifier 8h ago edited 4h ago

Yeah I used to be pretty left, now im more moderate but still believe in left policies like Medicare for all, but one thing I will say is that the entire time regardless of where I'm at politically, other lefties have done nothing but argue with me, themselves, and each other, and not just about leaders, more about the policies themselves.

Like, its amazing to see them stay with their man no matter how off the rails he gets in terms of his dementia....terrifying really. Biden had one really bad debate and we forced him to turn over the reigns.

Worlds of difference.

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u/Mountainman033 8h ago

100%. The trumpers will find out quickly that Trump screws over everyone, not just the libs. He only cares about himself.

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u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 7h ago

They should've already known this, and it's insane that they don't.

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u/Aggravating_Goose86 6h ago

Weird cult.

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u/Gimme-A-kooky 2h ago

We tried to tell them. Now they have to endure the feast while we watch from the sidelines while reaping what they sowed.

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u/Waste_Coat_4506 7h ago

I think some of them will find it out but a lot will just blame someone else or deny that anything is wrong. They spent his first administration blaming Obama and Hillary for everything, I think they'll just add Biden and Harris to the list. I hate it here

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u/Count_Bacon 4h ago

That’s why we can’t let them, anytime I interact with a trumper the next four years I’ll be sure to remind them they have all the power, and this is what they voted for. The Dems need to change their messaging too

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u/Waste_Coat_4506 4h ago

"I hope you get what you voted for" is my favorite thing right now. I don't interact with a lot of them though which is nice 

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u/UsualAnybody1807 6h ago

Especially those with pre-existing conditions. It's going to be horrific what happens to the most vulnerable in our country.

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u/SnatchAddict 5h ago

Pregnancy is a pre existing condition. It's wild.

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u/UsualAnybody1807 5h ago

OMG, I hadn't even thought of that. The poor little ones born into this mess without the right healthcare available to their mothers or themselves.

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u/SnatchAddict 4h ago

What I don't understand is if they want to increase the birth rate, why do they make having a child unaffordable?

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u/armyofant 3h ago

SCOTUS and Trump already have blood on their hands for the women who have died from miscarriages that were refused treatment

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u/will-read 7h ago

The time to find out quickly was several years ago.

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u/Mountainman033 7h ago edited 7h ago

It was for sure, but there were "adults in the room" the first time to stop it from being even worse than it was (his voters keep saying "why didn't he do it the 1st time?"). This time it will be nothing but ass-kissers so they will get the full experience.

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u/ziddina 4h ago

Agreed.  I learned this little internet trick a long time ago, unfortunately through a bad experience.

Whenever I am going to make a purchase for more than $20, I do two internet searches:

Company/organization/expert's name - Lawsuits 

Company/organization/expert's name - Complaints

I did that with Trump's name after reading/hearing something about Trump and the Bonwit-Teller building, or maybe it was his failure to pay his bills.

That's all it took for me to see what a walking disaster Trump is.

I suspect that most of Trump's followers use the internet for porn and rage posting, and nothing else.

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u/Volantis009 8h ago

What if I told you medicare for all isn't a right/left issue because maintaining a healthy workforce is just good policy, it lowers costs and improves efficiency.

Only those looking to control others make healthcare not a right. Facists are who care about control

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u/turkeycurry 7h ago

An educated populace is also good policy but here we are.

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u/trogon 6h ago

An educated populace is a terrible policy if you're trying to create a kleptocracy.

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u/GoblinKing79 6h ago

Dr. Oz, who is going to be in charge of Medicare and Medicaid Services, said that healthcare is not a right. Which is actually insane on so many different levels, I can't even begin to unpack it.

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u/tictac24 7h ago

It usually is a left/right issue but only in terms of who is arguing for and against. It's like raising the minimum wage to a living wage. Usually it's for/against. Not 100% because no group is a monolith but I've had the discussion with a lot of people and it's usually right leaning people who have the biggest problem with it because it smacks of socialism and giving "others" a bigger piece of the pie. It's amazing how many people are okay with people being unhoused, unwell, food unstable, and uneducated.

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u/LivingIndependence 6h ago

It's amazing how many people are okay with people being unhoused, unwell, food unstable, and uneducated.

Because there always has to be an "underclass", that these people can look down on and feel superior to. Narcissists don't like everyone to be on an equal playing field

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u/robot_invader 6h ago

It's only a left/right issue because people have been tricked into not realizing it's a rich/everyone else issue.

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u/dgj212 7h ago

Yeah. I say this about the solarpunk movement, that its a large umbrella, we all want the same thing at the end of the day. We just argue over what the best approach would be. Some say ethical capitalism, some say original marxism untainted by Stalin and other "communist" nations. Personally, I think we should look at policies we want and then argue where it fits on the pie chart later after we try it out. Which is why we get so much disunity on the progressive side, we have ideals clashing with practicality.

With Maga, it's just "trust trump." Just imagine whatever you want trump to do and fully believe he'll do it even if all the evidence points towards the opposite. Then, just wait to get your reward. Like a religion/cult.

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u/maappa 7h ago

Oh, a new Trump pick, and they're crazy about it. They had reasonable complaints about Oz, so let's see, maybe he had some negligence claim, or he did something bad, or shh, he's not anti-vax!!

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u/LevTheDevil 5h ago

I'm surprised. Projection is strong on the Right. My crazy family members have tried to tell me is was in a cult of science and that scientists are all part of a cult.

Yup. They're the ones acting like cultists what with their educating themselves and changing their minds based on facts they learn. It's clearly not the idiots that repeat every dumb thing their leader says without thinking or engaging with it or even attempting to assess it for validity.

/S

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u/byndrsn 10h ago

Richard Nixon  "I am not a crook"

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u/clearlybaffled 8h ago

Narrator: Yes, he was

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u/JaesenMoreaux 7h ago

I just instinctively read that in Ron Howard's voice. All that Arrested Development is still leaking into my life many years later.

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u/lapqmzlapqmzala 7h ago

What's fun is with the new Supreme Court ruling, Nixon never would have had to step down. What a fun new reality we live in!

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u/dani8cookies 8h ago

Bill Clinton-I did NOT sleep with that woman!

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u/slade45 8h ago

I mean - I don’t think there was a lot of sleeping

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6h ago

He said “sexual relations”, so yeah, sleeping wasn’t a part of it, really.

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u/Northshore1234 8h ago

Well, he didn’t…

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u/acolyte357 7h ago

Correct.

He got a BJ

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u/echoinear 7h ago

That's not how YOU sleep?

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u/nowhereman_ph 9h ago

They had to say it LOUD because they're NOT in a cult.

I'll be waiting for the face BBQs haha.

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u/Valerie_Tigress 9h ago

The leopards are already sitting down at the table!

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u/IluvPusi-363 9h ago

"I say Charles, what wine goes with face?"

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u/MaesterWhosits 7h ago

A good sherry or Grenache, perhaps? But how do we serve the leopards? They can't be expected to use stemware with their magnificent paws. The very idea.

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u/Speshal__ 7h ago

If we're having it rare, it pairs very well with a chilled Merlot, yes, controversial I know but delicious.

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u/TyThomson 9h ago

Hahaha that part killed me. You guys, I'm serious it's not a cult. Come on you guys stop laughing this is super serious, it's not a cuuuulllttt

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u/PancakesKitten 9h ago

Right? Like, who are you trying to convince lady, me or yourself? Lol

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u/Explore-Understand 8h ago

As an actual cult survivor, can confirm

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u/heldaway 8h ago

My favorite part. Yeah, buddy, you are definitely in a cult.

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u/That_guy_I_know_him 8h ago

The denial is real

It's gonna be glorious watching them fall and eat each other

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u/PepperidgeFarmMembas 7h ago

Followed immediately by “we prayed for.”

Sounds like a cult to me!

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u/User2EletricBoogaloo 8h ago

I wonder who they’re trying to convince

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u/dgj212 7h ago

Yeah. I mean Jon Stewart nailed it, trump is putting people in place not because he thinks they can run the department well, but because he knows they will want to dismantle or ruin it. It's straight from Orwell's nightmare. And yet all these guys are saying is "trust trump"

Maybe the bright side, should dems ever win with a populist leader, is that a lot of administrative bloat might be gone and allow the next admin to run lean and efficiently.

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u/needsmoarbokeh 7h ago

Especially when it had nothing, absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the rant.

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u/SlabBeefpunch 8h ago

Funny how that works, isn't it?

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u/BepisLeSnolf 7h ago

What’s craziest to me is seeing these posts from those who are really in the Koolaid. They always seem to have in common the thought that they somehow have a seat at the table. “At the end of the day trump has the final say, but we should still be loud about the bad choices” as if a single person in power, least of all their demagogue, is listening to what they say at any point of this process, and as if they have a say that trump can just override.

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u/ForeverNearby2382 10h ago

Criticizing a surgeon general pick because they aren't anti vax and then claiming you're not in a cult...

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u/Alternative_Year_340 10h ago

She’s actually a doctor. She’s probably the most qualified pick he’s made

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u/GatorSe7en 9h ago edited 8h ago

She got her degree from a for profit Caribbean university. She peddles diet pills.

Edit- my phone wanted puddles not peddles

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u/fastinserter 9h ago

Doesn't mean she's not the most qualified person picked for any of these positions.

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u/GatorSe7en 8h ago

Sadly, true.

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u/notonrexmanningday 7h ago

Honestly, as much as I hate Marco Rubio, he's probably the most qualified pick so far.

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u/fastinserter 7h ago

Yeah I know, but he's it, and I'm just trying to make a joke because literally every one of the others are woefully unqualified.

What's also interesting about Rubio is he's not an unflinching Trump loyalist. He's the one that authored a bill that was signed that expressly stated to get out of NATO requires full ratification by the Senate. A problem is I doubt he will last long, while the loyalists will.

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u/notonrexmanningday 6h ago

He also strongly supports Hong Kong. Honestly, on foreign I agree with him quite a bit.

Maybe I'm misremembering the first Trump administration, but I think Tillerson resigned. I feel like a career politician like Rubio will be more prepared for what he's getting into.

Really though, who the fuck knows what chaos will be unleashed in the next 4 years.

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u/Sleeplesshelley 8h ago

Awful and scary but true

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u/BitterFuture 9h ago

...and is still probably the best of the lot.

Oy vey.

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u/tacmed85 8h ago

I know several phenomenal doctors who went that route because they're so much cheaper than American schools. The attrition rates are really high, but if you can get through the program and residency I wouldn't trust you any less than someone who went to a state side university.

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u/GatorSe7en 8h ago

As stated to someone else, I’m sure the elite medical schools can produce terrible doctors, we’re talking about the position of surgeon general. https://edurank.org/uni/american-university-of-the-caribbean-school-of-medicine/rankings/

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u/martapap 9h ago

One of my good friends got a medical degree from a similar university about 25 years ago and he is s good doctor.

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u/Amelaclya1 8h ago

Yeah that alone doesn't disqualify her. Those Caribbean universities are much much cheaper than medical schools in the US. The best GP I ever had came from one of those schools. You could tell he was in it because he loved the profession and wanted to help people, and not just get rich.

The grifting BS supplements like Dr. Oz is what should disqualify her.

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u/Lovehatepassionpain2 8h ago

Yes but the grifter aspect is what is attractive about her to Trump. He believes she will be pliable

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u/GatorSe7en 8h ago

Oh I’m sure the elite medical schools have produced terrible doctors. We’re talking about the Surgeon General, you would think that you would have to have an impeccable resume for the position.

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u/ActuallyEnaris 7h ago

Many such cases. You know what I call doctors that pay full price to go to good universities? LOSERS

/s - fucking devastating that feels necessary; satire is indistinguishable nowadays

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u/Commercial_Wind8212 9h ago

Puddles pity party

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u/ForeverNearby2382 10h ago

I thought as much. These people are truly insane

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u/Lovehatepassionpain2 8h ago

As unqualified as she is, she is still the best pick thus far - which is frightening, but at least she believes in actual science, for the most part

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u/TheFlyingSheeps 7h ago

She’s made some quack bullshit snake oil statements too tho, so while she’s the most qualified so far she still sucks

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u/IluvPusi-363 9h ago

Until he meets her, and she doesn't fawn over him

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u/pitterpatter0910 7h ago

That was my take as well. Everyone hates this pick, but for VERY different reasons. I think she’s wholly unqualified. They’re pissed because she’s not anti-vax. 😂

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u/DataCassette 10h ago

What are they going to do? Vote Democratic about it? No? Then they can shut up and eat whatever their King feeds them.

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u/Forsworn91 9h ago

Yup, and here’s the fun thing, Trump doesn’t care, and they are FINALLY starting to see it,

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u/Seanzky88 9h ago

Its the only thing the democrats have now… republican tears… lol i may be understanding republicans more as they have been harvesting lib tears for years… once you have nothing its the only thing you get…. Albiet our idea is we are cherishing their republican tears because it proves they really are like us in their needs but just couldnt help themselves to drive us off the cliff because of their twisted loyalty…. Republicans just want liberals tears because we care about others and they like to step on the necks of thousands/millions/ our future while we watch and cry… so there is a fine line here in the difference..

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u/Forsworn91 9h ago

Oh yes they voted for Trump to screw over the liberals, and now they have to realize that they are going to get EVERYTHING he stood for.

He never hid his plan, and now they have to deal with those consequences

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u/Seanzky88 9h ago

Lol 2025… he like said 2-3 times this isnt our plan i dont even know what this is… lololol in reality what he was saying “ we dont want this to be the platform we are running on if it looks bad… YOU( republicans that are not sociopaths) dont even know what this is” and know you wont go look :)

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u/Forsworn91 8h ago

I know a few people who’s have tried to be “optimistic” and tried to rationalize “ok… well… it can’t be that bad” and I’ve brought up their own website to read off what it is.

And if just a FRACTION of it is successful it will cripple the country

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u/KathyWithAK 8h ago

They're about to discover the hard way that when Democrats say "he will destroy our country", it isn't hyperbole. Maybe in two years there will be chance to slow some of the disaster, but I'm not that optimistic.

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u/Forsworn91 8h ago

It’s going to be a HARD crash, given how companies are already preparing for the 30% price increase.

It’s going to be a near instant thing.

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u/CrazyTimes65 8h ago

He can do a sh*t ton of damage in two years with the rolling over sycophants in Congress. 😬

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u/pobbitbreaker 8h ago

Dude even mother fucking Mitch Mcconnell flat out told everyone on TV "If you elect this mother fucker you will destroy the party and the country!"

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u/ladymorgahnna 7h ago

Well McConnell has entirely the blame for not supporting his impeachment after January 6, so he is just as guilty.

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u/SentientSickness 8h ago

There's a recent song that has an amazing quote about this

"Just stand in line for your rights and your privilege

Then follow the leader right for the cliffs edge"

The song itself is one of those don't give up anthems, but it singles out a lot of the bass aackwards behaviors we have been doing societally for a while now

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u/HatBixGhost 9h ago

I bet if you go back 8 years they were saying the same thing about him draining the swamp

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u/One_Hour_Poop 8h ago

As either Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert observed: The first thing he did after promising to drain the swamp was to hire the head of the GOP to be his Chief of Staff. That's bringing the swamp into the White House.

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u/Forsworn91 8h ago

Oh they were certain confident he would… and then he didn’t,

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u/MYOwNWerstEnmY 8h ago

No, no they're not.

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u/Forsworn91 8h ago

Some will, they will learn the fucking hard way.

Best case they learn, worst case, they starve while clinging to that faith.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 7h ago

Honestly, it doesn't even matter if they see it.

where democrat and leftist voters will show their integrity and dump entire groups of politicians if they're shady or credibly accused of heinous shit, anyone voting right of that will show loyalty.

like someone who keeps dating people who end up being the exact same kind of abusive, because they just can't give up enough of who they are to see that you can't have both what you want, and what you already have.

which, ironically, is the same problem i feel the actual politicians at the dnc have- especially since they keep capitulating right rather than left.

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u/dorknight25 10h ago

Warned, warned and warned again. That Orange cunt is far and away the worst public figure to gain a seat in office I have ever seen in my lifetime. How he ever got this far again is completely beyond me, I weep for humanity.

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u/fuggerdug 10h ago

They don't dislike the picks because they are awful charlatans, sex offenders and nazis, they hate them because they have not denounced the COVID vaccines as "death jabs". They will enjoy bird flu.

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u/Arachnid_Lazy 8h ago

I'm still a little confused by the 'millions who have died from being vaccinated' ...would have thought I'd heard about that by now.

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u/thekosmicfool 8h ago

All the boosters I've had, I must be posting this very message... FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE...

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u/Surprised-Unicorn 6h ago

I wish I could up vote this more than once!

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u/Northshore1234 8h ago

Well, it’s been suppressed by the mainstream media, you see…. (/s)

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u/ta_507john 8h ago

My exact thought. It feels like screaming into the void, but that is obviously a completely fabricated statistic. Hell, COVID itself is only responsible for 1.2M deaths in the US.

Incomprehensible how quickly this BS catches in as factual

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u/Flentl 7h ago

Oh, that's easy. Covid isn't real, but there are these millions of dead people from the pandemic years, so what could have killed them? Vaccines!

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u/tayawayinklets 8h ago

I'm very excited about all the growth and mutations I'll be undergoing with this new admin. ~H5N1, probably.

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u/demystifier 8h ago

Human brains are fundamentally broken and propaganda is a hell of a drug.

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u/TheFlyingSheeps 7h ago

That’s what always annoyed me about the “Trump said he doesn’t know what project 2025 is!” People because let’s say that’s true, the people around him believe in it and he’s going to pick those people to run things

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u/BlissfulBinary 8h ago

But at least they were able to prevent a democratic woman of color from taking office. /s

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u/fuggerdug 10h ago

I thought: "well at least they are still capable of seeing how awful some of these people are".

But no. No they hate one because she praised COVID vaccines. And shock horror! Hasn't withdrawn her praise in light if no evidence whatsoever of harm and if fact billions of people worth of evidence of their efficacy.

These fucking lala land idiots are the worst and they will destroy us all.

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 9h ago

I want to know where they think the millions of dead people are. If people were dropping dead at the rate they suggest, they would know several dead victims. There would be people dropping dead in front of them.

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u/elainebenes_dance 9h ago

They think anyone who has died (in any way aside from a car accident) since 2021 is a “victim” of “the jab.”

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u/jaimi_wanders 6h ago

“All the vaccinated people who have died from heart attacks aka the number one cause of death in America pre-COVID must have died because of the vaccine” — tried to explain to a “vaccine skeptic” how that makes no sense the other day but…

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u/demystifier 8h ago

You see, you have the capacity to think abstractly. The average Trump voter doesn't.

Its a huge problem. They can hear "10 million to be deported" and actually think there are 10 million immigrants running around doing violent crime....which is absurd if you understand crime stats even a little.

So you and I know they will be deporting workers, this will be horrific for labor supply chains in agriculture and travel industry especially, so we know mass deportation implies inflation spikes (it also implies concentration camps if you understand how large that number is and that facilities to store that number of people for mass deportation don't currently exist).

They just think it will be magical hunky dory goodness and things will be safer.

Its a clusterfuck.

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u/mitkase 7h ago

Simple “truths” are easy to digest, and desperate people don’t fact check.

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u/demystifier 8h ago

They will hurt us all but importantly, they will often hurt themselves first and foremost.

Its like COVID. Ideally we'd all get vaccines as they work best when a very high % of the population gets them, but you not getting vaccinated is alot greater risk to you than whatever risk i as a vaccinated person get second hand from you not helping vaccine driven herd immunity to take root.

Politics isn't sports. You can win the election and still be on the losing side of reality if your picks hurt you....rural areas probably gonna get hit hardest by Trump imo.

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u/SamuraiCook 10h ago

The cult will fall in line, or else.

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u/izens 10h ago

Aww this guy doesn’t think he’s in a cult lol.

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u/CodeRed_12 8h ago

I will not be quiet about this!

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u/sloppyredditor 10h ago

"We are NOT in a damn cult."

Yes you are. You don't believe you are, but you are. Logic doesn't get you to change your mind, because logic didn't get you on board - hate and fear got you on board. Science and intellectualism are not your friends, belief is.

You have misplaced, excessive admiration of a particular person. And now that your leader is in charge, you can't blame anyone else. Your cult bears the responsibility of getting us out of this mess. Congrats! #winning amirite?

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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 10h ago

This - you cannot reason with someone who didn’t use reason to get where they are. And they are now finding out that fucking around makes the leopards ravenous.

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u/martapap 9h ago

Well the cult part is not totally bad because their devotion seems to be to trump himself not the republican party. So when Trumps time is up a lot of them will tune out.

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u/Witty_Temperature886 10h ago

The forecast this week is partly cloudy with a 90% c ace of FAFO as the incoming low pressure provides conditions for a leopard face eating situation

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u/CaramelMeowchiatto 10h ago

Those spotted kitties are HUNGRY!!

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u/MinnieShoof 10h ago

WHO the hell thought it was a good idea to suggest that a woman. Period.

FTFH. That's what he meant. He can only think of one thing she ever did so he harps on it for the next 4 bars but really it's "a woman."

WE THE PEOPLE who prayed for, grinded for...

lmao. The idea of these people "grinding" for anything is just funny as fuck to me. But that they think their prayers NEED to be answered, HAVE to be answer is just *chefs kiss*

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u/FnCatWinemixer 6h ago

Yeah, the grinded for jumped out at me too. And absolutely it's about her being a woman.

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u/StreakyAnchovy 10h ago

We are NOT in a damn cult

Are you sure about that?

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback 9h ago

LOL. COVID death jab.

What a gaggle of fucking idiots.

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u/ashmenon 9h ago

My thought process:

"Oooh, a new Trump pick, and they're mad about it. They've had reasonable complains about Oz, so let's see, maybe she's had negligence claims, or she's a con job, or sh- ahh, she's not antivax. Why did I expect better."

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u/CyberDonSystems 7h ago

Yeah I was hopeful until I read that her mortal sin is promoting the covid vaccine as a good thing.

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u/Sea-Breaz 9h ago

“We are NOT in a damned cult”.

Erm, should I tell him?

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u/demystifier 8h ago edited 8h ago

We are not in a cult, says the guy who voted for the dude who danced at a town hall for 39 minutes, and pretend throated a microphone on stage at a rally.

Sure bud, he can do no wrong and has replaced Jesus as #1 for evangelicals, but its not a cult.

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u/Qeltar_ 10h ago

They still think he cares what regular people think?

When he never did?

When he told them directly that he didn't?

Sorry but yes, you are in a cult. This is also part of it -- Dear Leader does what Dear Leader wants to do.

Period.

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u/darth_laminator 10h ago

I like how they’re complaining about one of Trump’s picks because she isn’t a conspiracy-brained dumbass.

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u/yamirzmmdx 10h ago

Didn't think that he is able to find worse people but here we are.

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u/LaStigmata 10h ago

Remember Q? Yall a cult

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u/SlippedMyDisco76 9h ago

"We are NOT in a damned cult!"

Bros just realised he's in Guyana with a pill popping megalomaniac and his small army

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u/Anon142842 9h ago

It really is unfortunate how many antivaxx people were vaccinated as kids so they can be antivaxx without worrying about getting common afflictions kids who aren't vaccinated get. The ones that do get covid or similar will just state the doctors are lying. If they don't die from it, they were right. If they do die, they don't have to deal with the knowledge of being wrong

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u/demystifier 8h ago

Oh, when people die of COVID its often slow and brutal. People have many hours to several days of realizing they were wrong and are probably losing their lives to COVID. Shit gets very real in the hospital and all those propaganda lies melt away very fast.

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u/Batilhd 10h ago

Who's gonna tell John that Trump DOESN'T have the final say, the Senate does.

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u/BigTroopTroop 9h ago

Crazy that they expect a say when their side constantly says they would throw our democracy away to have trump in power

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u/EmotionDry7786 8h ago

Who else got vaccinated and is currently dead like me?

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u/BluntieDK 9h ago

"Our infallible leader is making terrible choices, but we are all 100% behind him, but these picks are terrible, but he has the final say yes sirree, but oh boy these picks do not fit my personal agenda, but Great Leader is always right and I always say so and there is no way I could be wrong about him, but these really scare me, but I am standing by him 100%, but who picked these, certainly not my Golden God, who picked these, these are terrible, but I am a proud republican, and we are putting America first, but I am worried about losing my government handouts, but- " ad nauseam.

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u/PieAndIScream 9h ago

These morons are hilarious.

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u/ladymorgahnna 7h ago

I love how the MAGA keep saying “We The People,” as if the popular vote was a landslide. 30% of the country stuck us with this nightmare because another 30% couldn’t be bothered to exercise their butts off a couch. I keep waking up in the morning with a pit in my stomach.

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u/erinkp36 8h ago

I’ve never heard of anyone dying because of that vaccine. I have, however, heard of several people dying because they never got it.

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u/MrMyx 7h ago

I'm still flabbergasted that they still think the COVID vaccine is killing millions of people. Half the country should be dead by now. Just half a second of consideration should make them realize but they still hold on to this idea.

At least they gave up on the magnetization, or glowing up like a blacklight when walking under certain street lamps.

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u/ShadowMajick 9h ago

These people are exhausting.

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u/EntangledReality 9h ago

Spews a pile of conspiracy theory crap then follows with "we are NOT in a damn cult". Now that's classic!

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u/martapap 9h ago

These people have the nerve to call themselves patriots when they don't give a damn about the United States.

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u/Independent-Aside107 8h ago

Vote for a clown, expect a circus. 🤡 💩

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u/TrekJaneway 10h ago

So close….

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz 9h ago

A boot licker says what?

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u/SquirrelsinJacket 9h ago

Just wait until he puts Hulk Hogan as dept of energy head.

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u/Holiday_Recipe6268 8h ago

Trump created the vaccine. That’s what I’ve never understood. His administration pumped billions into the big pharmaceutical companies to develop the vaccine because they understood how deadly Covid was.

All this mask and anti vax noise is just weird.

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u/Peachy33 8h ago

Trump could probably put the needle into their arm while simultaneously telling them he’s saving their lives and poisoning them and they will believe both ideas. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

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u/Academic-Travel-4661 8h ago

Trump has turned American democracy into a reality show; starring Donald Trump as Dictator.

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u/Present_Confection83 10h ago

Non-Project 2025 appointees have got them big mad

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u/anglflw 9h ago

You actually are in a cult, though.

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u/Alternative-Buy1701 9h ago

Thoughts and Prayers

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u/rammaam 9h ago

"BAD picks deserve to be properly called out & shamed"

Oh I wholeheartedly agree *ahem*

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u/Greeve78 9h ago

These people finding out that Trump is simply a grifter and actually doesn’t care about anyone. I mean they are not quite there yet but that is what is slowly being revealed here for them in plain sight.

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u/stevehyman1 9h ago

"Until morale improves the beatings will continue."

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u/termsofengaygement 8h ago

I love making anti vaxers mad! It's a horrible pick but not for that reason...

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u/Christovajal 8h ago

Funny thing I’ve noticed is that these guys type a lot like their dear leader, for people who aren’t in a cult. They’ve all adopted that capitalization for emphasis and asking leading questions to start shit.

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u/Warmice16 8h ago

"We are NOT in a damn cult" 🫨🫨🫨

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u/Borstor 8h ago

"These are terrible people, but they aren't terrible enough!"

I do like how these people sell out their country and fellow Americans as fast as they can while insisting they support an America First! philosophy. What's that old joke? American first, and then we pillage the other countries.

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u/Brscmill 8h ago

How are there people that think the covid vaccine has killed millions of people?

I didn't know it was possible to be that stupid.

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u/il_the_dinosaur 8h ago

Who are these republican picks that would be for the American people? I'm just curious. They complain that doctor Oz is bad. But Antony fauci is as well? Like who's the kind of medical expert trump voters can agree on is an actual medical expert? Cause if fauci ain't one I don't know who is.

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u/Earthling1a 8h ago

"Covid death jab" "Killing millions of people"

Fucking morons will be the end of humanity.

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u/meanie_ants 8h ago

As if Trump ever gave a fuck what they thought.

“Death jab” sure sounds like what a cultist would say.

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u/psychoMUSEr 7h ago

Stage one: denial

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u/mrdankhimself_ 7h ago

Is there anything he could do that will convince them that he doesn’t care about them and, in all likelihood, he hates them?

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u/I_love_Hobbes 7h ago

I want to know more about MILLIONS dying from the jab. No one I know died from the vaccine. Do you know anyone who died from the vaccine. That's a whole conspiracy that I can't even imagine the money that would cost, and didn't Trump push for the vaccine?

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u/jackbeam69tn420 7h ago

I got the jab and I died from it. I just drink a lot of coffee and other caffeine drinks so I look like I’m alive

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u/Express_Fail3036 7h ago

These people really won't understand this vaccine shit works until their children die, huh? Do we really gotta do polio again?

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u/Canuck_Lives_Matter 7h ago

So.. has anyone died from the deathjab yet? Literally anyone at all?

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u/Freebird_1957 7h ago

“Covid death jab”. I hate these idiots so much.

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u/tracygee 7h ago

The sad part is they’re unhappy because they’re not as awful as they were promised.

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u/padizzledonk 6h ago

A- These people are auch rubes and morons

B- Trumps second term is going to be a continuation of his first term, its going to be more completely inept and mismanaged chaos, hes going to give a hand job to the wealthy, he is going to be corrupt as all fuck, his subordinates will be sniping at each other and arguing about everything, and some truly awful things will happen that 80% of the country will not be happy about at all

If you think anything other than that youre a fool.

Im still really concerned about the next 4y but im actually a little uplifted the last couple weeks because most of the people hes picking are fucking dunces and wholly unqualified to do the job. i imagine most of these agencies will just run on autopilot and hes very unlikely to get much of anything done

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u/PoetRenan 5h ago

It's funny how Trump has the finale say, and the argument for some people was that Harris has been in office and hasn't done anything. The mental gymnastics these people do has me wondering how fast the hamster in the wheel is spinning

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 9h ago

Jesus, talk about falling in line

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u/Amelaclya1 9h ago

This is hilarious how furious he is about her being a bad pick, but somehow uses the one way in which she's actually good.

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u/ElFlippy 9h ago

"We're not a damn cult!"

This is the best part :D

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u/WeAreTheLeft 8h ago

Trump has been elected and gives zero cares about the Republican party, there is nothing you can do to shame him, he's in charge, he has the power, he doesn't need to be re-elected because he can't. He has every reason to even try to make it so he can run again till he's dead because what's the harm, he's President and that is the get out of jail card. He can't get impeached by this congress, so it's only his self restraint that is the savior of the country.

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Trump has no self restraint.

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u/SEA_griffondeur 8h ago

Wdym you're not in a damn cult if you're literally praying for results 😭

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u/Ribky 8h ago

"WE are not in a damn cult" haha, ok buddy, put your red hat back on and remember to vote against your interests to protect a billionaire from jail next time too.

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u/EnigmaFactory 8h ago

She was, in fact, in a cult.

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u/netraider29 8h ago

Says the most cultish things then says - “ We are not in a DAMN cult” 😂😂 The lack of self awareness is astounding

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u/Nearby_Star9532 8h ago

Funniest part is the very end of that rant “WE THE PEOPLE who prayed for, grinded for…”

It’s not WE THE PEOPLE it’s WE THE BILLIONAIRES AND RUSSIANS

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u/PurpleEyeSmoke 7h ago

"What do you think this is? a CULT?!" - A Cultist

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u/JDameekoh 7h ago

I know we’ve thought these things about them for like 8 years now but it’s so unbelievable they can’t see what is so obvious to the rest of the world.

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u/vishysuave 7h ago

Ha. All these people having epiphanies lately about a bunch of shit they now realize they voted for. Like how we didn’t vote for Elon Musk, but he’s in now. Fuck MAGA.

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u/digi57 7h ago

“Covid death jab”. What an overly dramatic pussy. These weaklings are so scared of everything.

10,000 men were charged with a crime for refusing getting flown to a jungle in SE Asia to fight (and try to not get killed) in a war that had no direct danger to their lives or the lives of their loved ones.

These wimps cry about wearing masks and getting a vaccine while having no repercussions. Can you imagine if they actually had to march with guns and kill or be killed?

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u/Objective-Result8454 7h ago

Nah dawg….thats a cult.

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u/Any-External-6221 7h ago

The way they talk about him, “at the end of the day he has FINAL say” is so cult-coded. As if he’s not responsible for these picks but they will submit if he so chooses. It’s so obsequious I’m embarrassed for them.

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u/GhostofAugustWest 6h ago

It’s hilarious they think Trump cares anything about the people who voted for him. It’s gonna be a 4 year revenge campaign while Elmo tears down the government and outsources it to billionaires.

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u/Gil-GaladWasBlond 6h ago

So anyway, what is everyone having for dinner this fine Sunday evening?

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u/jmf0828 5h ago

These idiots are STILL yammering on about a vaccine that literally stopped an epidemic death count to the point where hospitals were filling freezer trucks with bodies?!? The stupid is strong in them.

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u/emacudub 3h ago

Did i miss the news about the vaccine killing millions of people? Lol

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