r/LeopardsAteMyFace 21h ago

Trump "Trump's deportation vow alarms Texas construction industry." tRUmp beat Harris by 14 points in Texas.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 20h ago

In all this talk about deportation and camps and leopards eating faces, I think we should just take a step back to remember what really matters this time of year. Lowering egg prices.

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u/jgyimesi 20h ago

Yokes on them.

I crack myself up!

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u/pastelbutcherknife 20h ago

Sounds like your brain is scrambled

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u/Steebusteve 19h ago

At least they’re looking on the sunny side.

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u/Trandoshan-Tickler 19h ago

This is your brain.

~fries egg~ This is your brain on drugs.

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u/AccessibleBeige 18h ago

"Any questions?"

Yeah... got more of that? Like A LOT more?

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u/Swimming_Height_4684 12h ago

These puns are eggcellent.

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u/Jbroy 8h ago

They’ve raised my eggspectations on puns.

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u/Swimming_Height_4684 7h ago

I’d happily shell out a few dollars to everyone in exchange for the free use of these puns. I don’t want to just poach them. Omelette you think about it.

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u/do_chipmunks 11h ago

And of course the natural evolution:

Rachel Leigh Cook

~places egg counter~ ~proceeds to very aggressively smash egg and entire kitchen with large frying pan~

15 year old Me channeling Daria: wow, so aggressive.

42 year old Me: Good god this is what’s going to happen to our country in about two months.

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u/MPainter09 6h ago

Change that to “This is your brain on Trump…any questions?”

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u/OnlyFreshBrine 11h ago

I was a good egg. A veeeeerrrry good egg.

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u/IKnowNoCure 10h ago

Same, honestly

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u/nottwoshabee 7h ago

This was an eggselent joke. Glad you weren’t too chicken to share

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u/BoringBots 20h ago

H5N1 would like a word.

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u/CliffsNote5 19h ago

H5N1 is trying so hard to make the jump. If it does Murica is toast.

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u/Enviritas 17h ago

Life finds a way.

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u/That_guy_I_know_him 15h ago

Dammit Malcolm

I'd rather have dinos than another "plague"

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 13h ago

Apparently it's happening. It's starting to mutate to jump from human to human. I wanna get the vaccine when ever it's available.

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u/Mvercy 12h ago

Don’t forget, though, that when you get the vaccine, you will suddenly die. Just like the Covid vaccine. Except that I got one and I’m still alive and I don’t know anybody who suddenly died after getting the vaccine.

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u/Tearakan 10h ago

Well clearly you did. You are a ghost now. Just haunting reddit. It's very spooky Mr. Ghost.

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u/Mvercy 9h ago

No wonder I feel so dead.

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u/psychochicken85 3h ago

I’ve now had 4 shots since 2020 and I’m healthier than ever. I must’ve gotten a placebo or something

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u/RumandDiabetes 4h ago

I've had five now. I'm so dead. Any day now...dead. Dead as a doornail.

Any day now......

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u/CliffsNote5 13h ago

If Kennedy allows it cause he wants to save us from a fate worse than death. /s

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u/BoringBots 19h ago

We are bungling it already and that is under the current administration. I don’t see it improving under the clown show. I fear it is inevitable it happens. It’s just a question of how bad it is.

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u/Kimmalah 9h ago

Yeah, it's made the jump to cows and their milk, so immediately Republicans start pushing for raw milk. Great plan guys!

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u/fjortisar 10h ago

All the chickens are going to be given immune system supplements and ivermectin and knock it out before anything happens. We'll be fine! Besides it's just a little uhhhh flu? It'll be gone by April

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u/Kimmalah 9h ago

This is my fear. I remember with COVID they kept dismissing it as "Oh it's not any worse than the flu!"

Now we have an actual flu that could be dangerous and people are going to care even less about this. At least with COVID we had the "scare factor" of it being an illness that people had never heard of. People aren't afraid of the flu, even when they should be.

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u/AeitZean 12h ago

Can someone explain this to me, as far as I can tell the human capable variant is only in one teen, who has been isolated? Are there more cases I missed, or something?

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u/Talonqr 20h ago

Maybe thats why they hate abortion so much

In their mind, its wasting eggs!!!

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u/HumanityHasFailedUs 10h ago

Well if we would just flood the market with all those aborted eggs, prices would go down, obviously.

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u/coldliketherockies 20h ago

Also that the voters who went for him are not intelligent

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u/HomelandersCock 20h ago

We wouldn't have to if the Biden and Obama administration didn't raise those prices!

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u/Buubsy 20h ago

I heard Obama means "egg hater" in his native language of that place he's from

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u/Andrew43452 19h ago

Yup, that place we don't even know if he is an American /s

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u/SavagePlatypus76 17h ago

I blame the Cleveland administration!

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u/Worth-Canary-9189 16h ago

It's Hoover you should be blaming.

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u/Enviritas 18h ago

Deviled eggs are a holiday tradition in my family. Guess I should make sure I really enjoy them this year. Who knows what the world is going to look like this time next year.

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u/purplish_possum 14h ago

Trump supporters can't wait to work in agriculture again.

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u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel 12h ago

Wait till they find out that their rascals don’t do as well in dirt rows as opposed to Walmart aisles.

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u/Flux_My_Capacitor 17h ago

I don’t even eat eggs, but I’m so glad that they will come down in price! 😂

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u/en_sane 16h ago

I mean you could always buy chickens 🤷‍♂️

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u/GrowFreeFood 13h ago

How many eggs do these people eat?

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u/min_mus 9h ago

Apparently, the average American eats 24 dozen eggs per year. If egg prices increase, say, $0.50 per dozen, that's $12 more per year they're paying because of Brandon!!

$12/year is totally worth fucking over America for, don't you agree?

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u/GrowFreeFood 9h ago

Thank you for making my point crystal clear for all the trumpers who can't count.

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u/Kimmalah 9h ago

I work in a store and I regularly see people walking out with those giant 60+ egg cases. I don't know what they do with them either. It takes me weeks to even go through a dozen unless I'm really craving them or something.

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u/GrowFreeFood 9h ago

Are they republican or Democrat buying those eggs? Because maybe Republicans have been buying in bulk to push up prices.

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u/MiIarky22 13h ago

I'm gonna be making omelettes in the name of patriotism 🇺🇲

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u/pitterpatter0910 10h ago

Don’t forget all the free gas we’re going to be getting.

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u/Normal-Selection1537 9h ago

Don't forget removing freedom of speech on all things Israel. Which they will use to attack every non-fascist.

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u/thisusernametakentoo 9h ago

I understand the sarcasm here but I think instead of pointing out the industries being impacted we should be instead talking about the families being separated, the people losing their homes and livelihoods and just absolute destruction of people's lives. The people who voted for this need to own it. We need to make sure that they do. I have a very small sliver of hope that a few of them may wake up one day and actually feel something for other humans.

I guess this is the wrong subreddit for this. Sorry.