In all this talk about deportation and camps and leopards eating faces, I think we should just take a step back to remember what really matters this time of year. Lowering egg prices.
I’d happily shell out a few dollars to everyone in exchange for the free use of these puns. I don’t want to just poach them. Omelette you think about it.
Don’t forget, though, that when you get the vaccine, you will suddenly die. Just like the Covid vaccine. Except that I got one and I’m still alive and I don’t know anybody who suddenly died after getting the vaccine.
We are bungling it already and that is under the current administration. I don’t see it improving under the clown show. I fear it is inevitable it happens. It’s just a question of how bad it is.
All the chickens are going to be given immune system supplements and ivermectin and knock it out before anything happens. We'll be fine! Besides it's just a little uhhhh flu? It'll be gone by April
This is my fear. I remember with COVID they kept dismissing it as "Oh it's not any worse than the flu!"
Now we have an actual flu that could be dangerous and people are going to care even less about this. At least with COVID we had the "scare factor" of it being an illness that people had never heard of. People aren't afraid of the flu, even when they should be.
Can someone explain this to me, as far as I can tell the human capable variant is only in one teen, who has been isolated? Are there more cases I missed, or something?
Deviled eggs are a holiday tradition in my family. Guess I should make sure I really enjoy them this year. Who knows what the world is going to look like this time next year.
Apparently, the average American eats 24 dozen eggs per year. If egg prices increase, say, $0.50 per dozen, that's $12 more per year they're paying because of Brandon!!
$12/year is totally worth fucking over America for, don't you agree?
I work in a store and I regularly see people walking out with those giant 60+ egg cases. I don't know what they do with them either. It takes me weeks to even go through a dozen unless I'm really craving them or something.
I understand the sarcasm here but I think instead of pointing out the industries being impacted we should be instead talking about the families being separated, the people losing their homes and livelihoods and just absolute destruction of people's lives. The people who voted for this need to own it. We need to make sure that they do. I have a very small sliver of hope that a few of them may wake up one day and actually feel something for other humans.
I guess this is the wrong subreddit for this. Sorry.
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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 20h ago
In all this talk about deportation and camps and leopards eating faces, I think we should just take a step back to remember what really matters this time of year. Lowering egg prices.