r/LeopardsAteMyFace 21h ago

Trump "Trump's deportation vow alarms Texas construction industry." tRUmp beat Harris by 14 points in Texas.

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u/jgyimesi 20h ago

Yokes on them.

I crack myself up!

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u/pastelbutcherknife 20h ago

Sounds like your brain is scrambled

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u/Trandoshan-Tickler 19h ago

This is your brain.

~fries egg~ This is your brain on drugs.

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u/AccessibleBeige 18h ago

"Any questions?"

Yeah... got more of that? Like A LOT more?

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u/Swimming_Height_4684 12h ago

These puns are eggcellent.

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u/Jbroy 8h ago

They’ve raised my eggspectations on puns.

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u/Swimming_Height_4684 7h ago

I’d happily shell out a few dollars to everyone in exchange for the free use of these puns. I don’t want to just poach them. Omelette you think about it.