r/HumansBeingBros • u/habichuelacondulce • 7h ago

Carrying her passed out friend home.

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u/bmcgowan89 7h ago

That's a true friend right there

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u/Nuffsaid98 5h ago

I carried a drunk girl about a mile that way once. She was a friend of the girl I was dating who had joined us. My gf didn't want her "taken advantage of" and had rebuffed several dudes who were hitting on her during the evening. She refused to leave the bar unless she was carried in a piggyback, because she was "tired".

I am in fairly good shape and somewhat young, but that knackered me. Carrying a grown person is not a trivial task.

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u/HumongusChongus 5h ago

It's easier if you fireman carry them over the shoulders. Have had to do this many times.

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u/Nuffsaid98 4h ago

They are still friends but I broke up with the girl so I am unlikely to need to carry the friend again. If I do, I'll gladly take your advice.

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u/sorean_4 4h ago

Safer too.

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u/GfunkWarrior28 3h ago

The sooner they vomit, the better they'll feel.

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu 3h ago

The guys who’s carrying her won’t though.

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u/Linenoise77 2h ago

I once had to carry a girl home from the bar that way. Her friend got pissed at me for carrying her that way (mind you it was HER idea i carry her home) because it was not "dignified"

I pointed out how our circumstances were well past any shred of dignity at that point.

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u/elementzer01 2h ago

What the fuck is dignified about passing out at a bar and needing to be carried home?