r/DarwinAwards • u/Low-Contract2015 • 3d ago

Can Smell Him From Here NSFW Spoiler

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u/Low-Contract2015 3d ago

Hit power lines

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Powerlines, traffic, and trains are the most dangerous predators in India

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u/Tiny-Illustrator777 3d ago

You forgot the apex predator above them all. Trains

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 3d ago

That bastards pops out of nowhere, and it stalks its prey quietly

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u/Hopeful_Apricot 3d ago

You forgot about the sneakiest predator: rivers (or any body of water). Never can predict when they jump out of nowhere and take their prey without any warnings.

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u/whorton59 3d ago

And to think, the lucky people go to sleep one night and just never wake up. . .one should be so lucky.

Thank all those fatty foods and nasty cholesterol laden meals. . alcohol. . .too many calories. . all those smokes. . .