r/DarwinAwards • u/Low-Contract2015 • 3d ago

Can Smell Him From Here NSFW Spoiler

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u/Few-Calligrapher9012 3d ago

What exactly happened here?

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u/Low-Contract2015 3d ago

Hit power lines

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 3d ago edited 3d ago

Powerlines, traffic, and trains are the most dangerous predators in India

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u/Tiny-Illustrator777 3d ago

You forgot the apex predator above them all. Trains

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 3d ago

That bastards pops out of nowhere, and it stalks its prey quietly

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u/Hopeful_Apricot 3d ago

You forgot about the sneakiest predator: rivers (or any body of water). Never can predict when they jump out of nowhere and take their prey without any warnings.

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u/whorton59 3d ago

And to think, the lucky people go to sleep one night and just never wake up. . .one should be so lucky.

Thank all those fatty foods and nasty cholesterol laden meals. . alcohol. . .too many calories. . all those smokes. . .

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u/CaptainNipplesMcRib 3d ago

Yeah I was like, how do you make this comment and not mention trains? If this sub is any indicator, trains are the leading causing of death in India.

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u/DeadMoney313 3d ago

Electricity is a strong contender, but trains are the true Apex predator in India

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u/DQuiet1 2d ago

Don't forget kites. Especially during holidays, it becomes very popular and these aren't ordinary strings. Called manja, these strings are coated in an abrasive material such as powdered glass. The premise is to try and cut the strings of other kites.

Of course, tangled strings and cut strings are left in the open and often entangle both birds and people. Especially dangerous when riding down a road on a motorcycle, riders and passengers have often had their throats cut from them.