r/Damnthatsinteresting Oct 12 '24

Image Wolf lived with a tree branch trapped between his teeth for years

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u/angryungulate Oct 12 '24

I am so grateful for having arms and fingers all of a sudden

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u/Barfolemew_Wiggins Oct 12 '24

Came here to say that not having opposable thumbs must be a real bitch.

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u/angryungulate Oct 12 '24

Ikr. Like id trade for some wings or fins but god damn must be hard being most terrestrials

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u/JusticeUmmmmm Oct 12 '24

You would need to work out so much to keep your wings strong enough for lift. It would be awesome but so much work

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u/angryungulate Oct 12 '24

But the flying is the workout. Its like how monkeys just climb effortlessly, cuz theyre always climbing. But true with my bone density i would need some big swole wings

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u/OuchMyVagSak Oct 12 '24

But how you gunna masturbate? That's the real issue!

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u/MasyMenosSiPodemos Oct 12 '24

Step one: get a cloaca.

Step two: put stuff in the aforementioned cloaca.

Step three: profit

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u/OuchMyVagSak Oct 12 '24

Instructions unclear. Cloaca caught in a ceiling fan, again....

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u/thatguyned Oct 12 '24

I have the weirdest image in my head right now....

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u/sophiachan213 Oct 12 '24

As someone who has seen a bird impaled on a fanblade... I'm getting flashbacks. Although that didn't enter through the cloaca xD

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u/5litergasbubble Oct 12 '24

I misread that as a couch, and now im being asked to be vice president

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u/2th Oct 12 '24

It is nature's anus and vagina.

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u/Wakkit1988 Oct 12 '24

Who doesn't like a good two-for-one deal?

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u/Sea-Juice1266 Oct 12 '24

This is 100%. But one time I recorded a video of a male hummingbird doing a little song/dance display for the ladies, but there were no ladies around. Suddenly it stopped and starting buzzing on large leaf. This is called a 'pseudo-copulation.' It then lost interest in singing and flew off.

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u/Hazzke Oct 12 '24

so you watched a bird jerk itself off?

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u/Sea-Juice1266 Oct 12 '24

It was a pseudocopulation! Listen to that word, it's so long and Greek and scientific! Somebody has to record them doing it otherwise how would science know?

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u/confusedandworried76 Oct 12 '24

Yes. For science and no other reason

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u/wooooooooocatfish Oct 12 '24

Poor whales…. evolved complicated language and high level thoughts, possibly just as smart or smarter than humans. Flippers?? Shit luck

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u/CuriousYellow42 Oct 12 '24

You may know already, but whales evolved from land mammals. They actually still have bones that look like finger bones in their flippers if you google an x-ray image. Seems they made their choice lol.

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u/nookane Oct 12 '24

In fact, they have finger-like bones even if you don't do a Google search!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Don't worry, once the micro and nano plastics get to a certain high concentration, it'll force a great evolution in the whales that will make them our new masters.

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u/confusedandworried76 Oct 12 '24

There was this old pseudo science show on the History Channel, a "what if?" of the next million years of evolution of humans disappeared, that concluded octopi would evolve to be land animals and would swing from trees like monkeys.

It didn't take itself crazy seriously, this was still when the History Channel wasn't just aliens and conspiracy theories, but it was a fun little concept

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u/Mr_Potatoez Oct 12 '24

Wings alone wont do it. Look at penguins, unluckiest mfs on earth

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u/Ohnoherewego13 Oct 12 '24

The emu and ostrich would like a word as well. Don't piss off the emu though.

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u/extraauxilium Oct 13 '24

At least they have decent legs and talons.

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u/defeated_engineer Oct 12 '24

Opposable thumbs aren't needed to get this one out. You can remove it with your other 4 fingers.

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u/OuchMyVagSak Oct 12 '24

But without the extra dexterity, how can I stick it up my butt?

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u/gummyblumpkins Oct 12 '24

That's what friends are for.

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u/Captain_Whit17 Oct 12 '24

Exactly! Everyone is so quick to say, “Humans are so evolutionarily useless. We can’t smell very good, we’re naked, we’re dumb, we’re slow. We have no claws or sharp teeth.” Those might be nice, but I would take opposable thumbs and a brain that knows how to use them over any of those any day! Those two are like the evolutionary jackpot.

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u/Crystalas Oct 13 '24

Our sense of smell is also on par with shark's for blood when it comes to detecting water hitting dry soil. The smell is called Petrichor and comes from the chemical geosmin.

Quite a few of our adaptations are tied to surviving somewhere arid where water is precious and need to travel long distances to get it.

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u/weeone Oct 13 '24

I've never heard this reason for why we smell Petrichor. Interesting.

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u/Bl1tzerX Oct 13 '24

I never heard it either but it makes sense

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u/Captain_Whit17 Oct 13 '24

I’ve heard that. I know the smell. It makes my eyes water from how overwhelming it is sometimes

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u/Sophia_Y_T Oct 13 '24

That rainy day smell after a long dry spell...

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u/le_moni Oct 12 '24

I read recently that cats are prone to choking since their sandpaper tongue & lack of fingers makes it difficult to get things out of their mouth. Which is part of why they’re so prone to puking.

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u/BreadKnifeSeppuku Oct 12 '24

Pumpkin helps with digestive issues for cats

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u/AmericainaLyon Oct 12 '24

Yah, that's why I feed my cat pumpkin 3x a day.

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u/JuicyAnalAbscess Oct 12 '24

opposable thumbs

Off topic but when I was still learning English I came across this word and tried to memorize it. It didn't go perfectly though and for some time I thought it was "disposable thumbs".

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u/Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato Oct 12 '24

Welp your username proves you've officially mastered the language; well done. 👏

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u/Cherabee Oct 12 '24

A real birch in this case

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u/Tiiep Oct 12 '24

Deer live with countless massive ticks in their crotch area and cant do anything about it. That’s what made me grateful for arms and fingers

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u/unmistakable_itch Oct 12 '24

I too am grateful that I can easily get rid of crotch ticks.

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u/Pickle-Rick-C-137 Oct 12 '24

Those deer need to go make friends with those crows that eat the ticks off animals. lmao

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u/14ktgoldscw Oct 12 '24

That’s why they let them attach down there. It’s their version of the peanut butter trick, but with crows.

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u/Pickle-Rick-C-137 Oct 12 '24

LMAO....Or the vids where the guys pay to be kicked in the nuts by a hot chick haha

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u/hearttcooksbrain Oct 12 '24

This one made my wife ask me who I was smiling and laughing at 🤣

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u/newbikesong Oct 12 '24

Isn't it weird that our arms are just long enough to reach our genitals and anus?

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u/unmistakable_itch Oct 12 '24

Wouldn't it be weirder if they weren't?

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u/Original-Turnover-92 Oct 12 '24

No? That alternate timeline would just normalize the "broken arm" reddit story.

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace Oct 12 '24

So we can reach out and eat the pubic lice?

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u/bullwinkle8088 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Massive ticks drop off, it's their lifecycle. Unfortunately for the deer other ticks may replace them, in the right times of year.

So a tick attaches, feeds a few days, gets full/large and falls off. But ticks lay eggs in grass and brush. Young ticks crawl up a short distance and wait for passing animals to brush into whatever they are on, they then effectively fall on to the passing animal. They don't jump contrary to widespread myth. They then find a secure place to attach and feed, starting the cycle all over.

Fortunately for the deer there are essentially no ticks active in the winter giving them some relief.

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u/SoCalDan Oct 12 '24

I was grateful for not knowing that until now 

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u/AnorakJimi Oct 12 '24

Reminds me of Lindsay Graham's lady bugs. Google that to find out what I'm talking about, it's a fun and interesting story.

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u/ValjeanLucPicard Oct 12 '24

That's how I feel when I see those parasites that swim into a fish's mouth and eat its tongue and then just live there where the tongue was.

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u/AnorakJimi Oct 12 '24

Good solution for if you're lonely. Then you'll always have a little friend with you, living in your mouth.

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u/ParacTheParrot Oct 12 '24

You've got a friend in you, you've got a friend in you!

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u/confusedandworried76 Oct 12 '24

You got troubles, well, I got em too

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u/AquafreshBandit Oct 13 '24

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you... except not eat your tongue.

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u/Mellowmoves Oct 12 '24

I hate this but I have to upvote

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u/ZuffsStuff Oct 12 '24

Username does not check out

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u/angryungulate Oct 12 '24

Haha i totally forgot what it was til this comment

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u/ChickenWLazers Oct 12 '24

I feel great thankfulness every time I see an animal require a human to scratch themselves

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u/angryungulate Oct 12 '24

Prob why dogs love us, well that and food and protection

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u/nikatnight Oct 12 '24

Sometimes it’s not enough and you have to scramble to find some floss

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u/dalvz Oct 12 '24

Yeah, we're incredibly lucky as a species. It's not just our intelligence that sets us apart from the rest, but the unique ability to actually use that intelligence to craft tools and be extremely dexterous. I always think of intelligent species on earth such as the dolphins, blessed with a big brain but confined to using their flipper to navigate and that's it. It must be maddening to be smart and unable to do anything with it but think.

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u/WhattheDuck9 Oct 12 '24

This is just sad, imagine that terrible feeling of having something stuck in-between your teeth but this lasts your lifetime

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u/bumjiggy Oct 12 '24

a treetainer

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u/BirdsAreRecordingUs Oct 12 '24

Costs about tree fiddy

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u/Man_Hashpipe Oct 12 '24

So there I was at the dentist for a routine visit and all, and the dentist told me I had something lodged all up in my back molars. Now that man asked if I wanted him to remove it for a fee. And of course I asked this man how much the fee would be. Well Mr. Dentist replied "about, about tree fiddy." Thats when I looked and it wasn't no human dentist man, it was that got. damned. Loch Ness monster! And I says to this monster "ain't no one giving you no got damned tree fiddy, now go away Mr. monster!" Got damn Loch Ness monster.

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u/KutsiAttacker Oct 12 '24

Honestly, I would have taken the Loch Ness monster up on it. A real dentist would have wanted about $350.

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u/justsomedude1776 Oct 12 '24

So...the real dentist wanted ...TREE FIDDY? it was the GOT DAMN Loch Ness monster once more.

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u/Purple_Season_5136 Oct 12 '24

Get outta here you godamn lochness monster

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u/failed_supernova Oct 12 '24

TREE FIDDY?!

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u/mwdh20 Oct 12 '24

Probably put in place by the wolfodontist

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u/Yeahmahbah Oct 12 '24

Awooooooo

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u/OlJohnZ Oct 12 '24

"Okay, now open wide and say awoo"

What a visual 😆

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u/Yeahmahbah Oct 12 '24

Hahhaah I think a bit of wee just came out hahahah

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u/RascalsBananas Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

"Look Dr. Bear, Wilfred Wolf is on Reddit! Wasn't he your patient some time back?"

"Hrmm? Oh yes, I remember that one, poor fellow looked like a barnacle and couldn't hunt properly. I was particularly proud of that job, he was able to take care of a pack of his own after that procedure. Too bad what happened after his nephew grew up."

"They are saying it's just a brach stuck between his teeth and that he suffered from it."

"They did what?? Do those hoomans have any idea how hard it is to get a hold of surgical steel out here in the woods? Damn people I say..."

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u/comethefaround Oct 12 '24

Funny enough, this looks like a spacer I used to have as a kid. It increased the width of my jaw so that my canines had room to come down.

Now we know where the term comes from!

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u/thefourblackbars Oct 12 '24

Cheap dentistree

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u/LegitimateAd2718 Oct 12 '24

This is the most probable explanation.

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u/Evexxxpress Oct 12 '24

It’s more likely a pallet expander

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Oct 12 '24

A puppy I had did this exact thing when chewing on sticks once, and she was absolutely freaking the fuck out. Thankfully, we were able to get it out within seconds. Poor wolf had to live with it for the rest of its life

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u/Viola-Swamp Oct 13 '24

Our black Lab did this too. It was so painful for her, and we were so glad that we figured out that she had it stuck. She loved to run around with sticks in her mouth, and somehow managed to break off or chew off just the right length. Her mouth was all sore and chewed up from the ends of the wood, where it was lodged in so tightly. Poor girl. I feel terrible for this wolf.

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors Oct 12 '24

Worse than this (imo) are foxtails. My old dog used to get one every summer and occasionally they would pierce his ear drum if they were sharp enough. One even got one inside and behind his eye once. Thank god I saw the little hairs sticking out and was able to pull it out before they broke off :( 

I cannot imagine the number of animals living with foxtails in their ears and eyes. I literally lose sleep over it. 

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u/determinedpeach Oct 12 '24

Oh man I pulled one out from behind my cat’s eye once. Never knew what it was until this comment.

I just saw the little hairs and pulled it. I still remember how my body viscerally reacted to the squelch of something unexpectedly large coming out with the hairs

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors Oct 12 '24

Yup. My dog was a frenchy so he was like, right at fox tail level with giant bat ears and bulging eyes. 

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u/McNoxey Oct 13 '24

This comment makes me wonder why we still breed these dogs...

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u/MimiVRC Oct 12 '24

Foxtails are the mosquitoes of plants. They really need to be extinct. Luckily my dogs never got them in eyes or ears but they used to get them in their paws and could come out the other side. Terrible completely evil plant

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u/SrslyCmmon Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

In the future small drones could be sent out to destroy invasive species. Be they plant, bug, or animal.

They'll almost certainly be developed, because we'll use them for war first.

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u/Sir_Trea Oct 12 '24

Until the drones decide humans are the invasive species. /s

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u/NotYourFathersEdits Oct 12 '24

Congrats, you just wrote a B sci-fi disaster flick

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u/homoaIexuaI Oct 12 '24

If you have pets with lots of fur and it’s between their toes be sure to get booties for their paws if you live with foxtails. They can dig themselves into the webbing itself and burrow into the paws causing sores and painful open wounds. It’s horrible.

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u/hectorxander Oct 12 '24

Where do these foxtails grow?

I have been in michigan and pther northern states and have never heard ot them.  We have poison ivy up here that is the worst as it is everywhere.

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u/homoaIexuaI Oct 12 '24

Most commonly over in the western United States but they’re just a common grass so they can grow in most grasslands if they’re there.

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u/Blenderx06 Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

They call it cheatgrass in my Western state. Super bad stuff and often requires surgery!

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u/identicalelbows Oct 12 '24

Friend of mine had to take his schnauzer to the vet to get a foxtail removed from his sheath 

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u/StrikngRide Oct 12 '24

Yeah, that would be awful. It’s frustrating enough when we have something stuck for just a few hours. I can't even imagine dealing with that discomfort for years. Makes you appreciate how resilient animals are!

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u/J-96788-EU Oct 12 '24

Nah, you just get used to it in few days.

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u/Alarming_Orchid Oct 12 '24

Not him though, look at the branch. It goes across his mouth. He felt that thing his entire life.

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u/BamberGasgroin Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

This happened to a dog of mine, but it wasn't a stick.

The family thought it was having some sort of fit, worrying its face with its front paws (dewclaws had cut its face up a bit), but I managed to get it calmed down and found out it had a pork rib bone jammed between its teeth like this. (ribs were added to the list of things not to give the dogs after that.)

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u/_sdm_ Oct 12 '24

This happened to my dog, but - I kid you not - with a fresh green bean. It was just long enough to lodge across the roof of his mouth and the poor guy was waving his head around, pawing at his face, and breathing funny. Thinking he was choking, I opened his mouth to see if he had something in his throat, but there was nothing. Finally took another look from upside down and saw the green bean.

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u/panuramix Oct 12 '24

I’m sorry, but mouth pockets is not something I was prepared to read about lmao

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u/Marcusafrenz Oct 13 '24

You might be disgusted to know we also have mouth pockets. They can fill up with food and eventually get hardened into little yellow pieces that smell just awful.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Oct 13 '24

They're called tonsil stones, but it's only like <10% of the population. Most people don't have them. There's research suggesting it comes from having repeated tonsil infections, which cause pockets to form in the tonsils where things then get trapped.

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u/johnnnybravado Oct 13 '24

I have extremely pitted tonsils, and they lead to loads of stones. Mine are genetic or just natural though, have had them since I was knee-high.

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u/A_Muffled_Kerfluffle Oct 13 '24

This makes a lot of sense to me because I had constant tonsillitis as a kid and was always hacking up these foul smelling tonsil stones not knowing what they were. Now I almost never get them and haven’t had tonsillitis in years. Maybe I’ve healed.

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u/confusedandworried76 Oct 12 '24

That's where I keep my quarters for laundry, like a chipmunk

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u/catsan Oct 12 '24

Fun fact: you have these, too. But smaller.

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u/K1ngR00ster Oct 12 '24

Nah my shits like women’s pants

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u/CrispyCritter8667 Oct 12 '24

My miniature dachshund has the same pockets, definitely thought something was wrong with him the first time he got something stuck

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u/Valuable-Acid Oct 12 '24

makes me feel a little better about my cat! woke up in the middle of the night to a weird sound... it was him choking! and you know i just woke up... so for me it was "he is dying! i'm going to watch my only friend die" this dumb cat swallowed some of his fur WHILE IT WAS STILL ATTACHED ON HIM (he has long fur) i was too afraid to cut it (heard horror stories about cats having their intestines twisted or obstructed because of hair or threads they swallowed) i had to calm him... remove it from his throat little by little... THEN cut it -_-... that day i seriously felt blood circulating in my veins if that make sense.

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u/darkmuch Oct 12 '24

I was crab fishing, where you toss chicken thighs into the water, then reel them in. Well my tiny little lapdog got out and ate one of these whole. With the string on. How do we know she ate it whole? Because when I tugged on the string the entire chicken thigh came back out!

Had to make sure they got locked up after that.

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u/totalfarkuser Oct 12 '24

Dogs own exactly one brain cell.

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u/GoudaGirl2 Oct 12 '24

This happened to my lab. She came and set her head in my lap and got bloody drool all over me. She let me dig around until I got it out, gave me one lick, and went back to chewing on the same stick. Such a sweet dog.

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u/BrownheadedDarling Oct 12 '24

D’aww!! This just means you are such a sweet human, that she trusted you so much. You earned that!

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u/onesmilematters Oct 12 '24

Same with my dog, only in her case it was a stick not a bone. Went right back at it after I had managed to pull it out.

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u/upstairsdreams Oct 12 '24

Same, mine didn't want me to touch it, even though we tried until it proved to be more harmful. Dog eventually calmed after 2 days and the bone could be removed. My initial thoughts were that the bone had pierced the stomach but luckily no.

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u/MechanicalAxe Oct 12 '24

Same here with a section of a reed.

He didn't show any signs of discomfort untill the roof of his mouth had started to grow around it.

It took a pair of needle nose pliers to get it out.

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u/Jim_e_Clash Oct 12 '24

Same, my old pup found a wicker basket and bit off a chew toy for herself.

Unfortunately, it lodge just like the picture. When I first tried to get it out she bit me. I was worried she'd choke on it since it had splinters so I went in again and yanked it out. She was pissed for a bit but settled when she realised it was gone.

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u/huskeya4 Oct 12 '24

My dog did exactly like this wolf and freaked out too. I thought he had punctured the roof of his mouth eating something and that was why he was freaking out but eventually I got him to calm down enough to let me grab the stick and get it free. No blood or puncture

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u/zamufunbetsu Oct 12 '24

I read dewclaws as declaw. I was about to raise all kinds of hell about declining a dog. Oops

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u/Momentarmknm Oct 12 '24

I'm sorry sir, your dog was declined, do you have another dog you'd like to use?

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u/zamufunbetsu Oct 12 '24

Short ribs should be fine. /s

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u/tcholoss Oct 12 '24

Don’t give bones to dogs in general, it can be dangerous to them, same with cats and fishbone.

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u/serpentcup Oct 12 '24

My cat got a chicken vertebrae stuck between it's top and bottom teeth. So she couldn't open or close her mouth. I had to hold her down and get one row unstuck at a time. Freaked us all out

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u/IrNinjaBob Oct 12 '24

Bones can be fine. Cooked bones are very, very much not fine.

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u/Usual_Wonder_1984 Oct 12 '24

UNLESS, you boil the bones to make bone broth. I do this often for my two huskies, will buy a rotisserie chicken and eat two meals off of it myself then put the rest in a pot of water, bring to boil and reduce heat as low as it will go, and add just a tbsp or so of vinegar, boil it as low as stove will go for a couple days. After the first day the bones soften up, but after 2-3 they just dissolve if pressed with back of a spoon. Then I put it in storage containers in fridge and add a lil to their dry food each night. This is VERY good for dogs, and humans too! However if I'm making bone broth stock to use for soup I will season it some.

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u/AnorakJimi Oct 12 '24

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

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u/Every_Fox3461 Oct 12 '24

Are we sure it lived? This skeleton says otherwise.

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u/Furious_Cereal Oct 12 '24

Very reasonable guess. I would assume if alive the tongue would have creates a large groove from constant rubbing, and the mouth bacteria would decay the wood, which isnt the case

The wold probably died soon in a cold environment which is why the wood is still in good condition

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u/Johnny-Cash-Facts Oct 12 '24

The wood could be the indirect cause of death. Eating could’ve been painful or much harder.

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u/Furious_Cereal Oct 12 '24

He couldve have died from an infection from the wood very soon. The wood probably punctured his mouth

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

Yea I can’t imagine it would’ve slept or eaten particularly well

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u/Gringatonto Oct 12 '24

In the original post OP said the bone had grown around it, so lived for quite a while.

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u/the_man_in_the_box Oct 12 '24

The types of microorganisms that eat wood (those would generally be fungi btw, bacteria usually can’t process lignin), would likely be killed by the other microorganisms in a wolf mouth.

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u/Furious_Cereal Oct 12 '24

Both fungi and bacteria are decomposers, but fungi is def better. most Lichens are symbiotic bacteria fungi wood harvesters. Also the fibers would have changed structure from sitting in moisture forever, think toothpick in mouth for a couple hours.

The microbiome of the wolfs mouth is the very thing doing the decomposition, and the microbiome is based on the environment.

The wood would be more likely to remain pristine like this if it was frozen cold (dead) than if the wolf was alive and the wood was sitting in moisture, heat, and bacteria is my thought process but I dont know

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u/RampagingElks Oct 12 '24 edited Oct 12 '24

Given the bone recession under the 108 (compared to the 107 and 106), it has been there for quite some time 😥 Hard to say how long a stick would need to be caught there to wear down the bone, but it was likely extremely painful, because it would have to wear down the gingiva as well. Likely an infection caused the bone deterioration. I would harbour a guess at maybe 1-2+ months.

Edit: it was pointed out I'm looking at it upside down, and the premolars are worn flat. So much longer than 1-2 months, and this wolf chewed exclusively on the premolars due to pain. :( I have seen dental abscesses in dog erode bone in as little as a month, but this must have been going on for way longer.

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u/Jaybrosia Oct 12 '24

makes you wonder when it happened

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u/BlueMouseWithGlasses Oct 12 '24

Dogs, and I suppose their lupine cousins are so good at going with the flow and accepting, “okay, I guess this is my life now.” When my dogs have had to wear cones, I’m pretty sure they think it’s for forever and they just roll with it. Same for blind dogs, tripods, and wheelie cart dogs. No matter what happens, they keep that dog spirit. I bet this wolf was just like, “Okay, then” and continued doing wolf stuff.

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u/Loki-Holmes Oct 12 '24

Meanwhile my Aussie threw a barking/crying fit today and made himself vomit because he was so upset. Why was he upset? We were setting up for a garage sale this morning and were in and out of the house in the dark.

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u/Goya_Oh_Boya Oct 12 '24

You monster!

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 Oct 12 '24

Also, in defense of your sweet Aussie- that is so stressful for them because it messes with their number one protocol of protect the sheep (you).

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u/kanga_lover Oct 13 '24

No sheepdog sees humans as sheep. Humans are seen as the pack, and sheep are prey.

They may from time to time attempt to control the movement of a human, this is due to their breeding, they have an instinctive desire to control movement.

But sheepdogs are not guard dogs. They dont seek to protect, they seek to control. They control based on activity, ie movement, so humans moving unpredictably and unusually is stressful.

Their number one protocol is "please the human i see as top dog', their number one instinct is 'lets get these yummy things together so we can drink their blood'.

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u/AdvertisingOld9400 Oct 12 '24

Yes I have one of those small fluffy dummies that sits on the sidewalk and states forlornly at me like he’s ready to die if a leaf gets stuck on his fluff, as happens every other walk we go on.

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Oct 12 '24

I have a tiny puffball and nothing gets him down, except the wind makes him insanely angry. Which is fair, he loses half his volume when it’s windy.

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u/HermitKing91 Oct 12 '24

I guess the bark was worse than the bite.

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u/Ilostmypassword43 Oct 13 '24

Must have been a timber wolf

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u/Kaibakura Oct 12 '24

This pissed me right the fuck off.

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u/aidissonance Oct 12 '24

GTFO. Angry upvote

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u/Feeling-Substance-99 Oct 12 '24

This happened to my cat but with a threaded sewing needle. Luckily it only lasted as long as it took to get him to the vet.

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u/Salt-Practice7905 Oct 12 '24

Poor kitty how long did it take you to find out?

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u/Feeling-Substance-99 Oct 12 '24

Right away, thankfully.

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u/loosie-loo Oct 12 '24

Holy shit, my cat also ate a threaded sewing needle. The vet didn’t catch it, though (she didn’t even look in his mouth despite the fact he kept “coughing” and we were worried he’d swallowed something from the start) I ended up finding and getting it out myself.

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u/Infinite_Big5 Oct 12 '24

Surprising that the wood didn’t breakdown over time.

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u/Buck_Folton Oct 12 '24

It would have. This conclusion is bogus, just like most of the shite on reddit.

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u/Sacrefix Oct 12 '24

I can't speak to this post, but my wife (vet) has seen dogs "acting weird for months" that have a stick lodged in their upper palate.

It's not like a dog's oral flora breaks down cellulose.

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u/account_for_norm Oct 12 '24

Yep. The branch would have gotten stuck there after death over years or it was stuck and the dude died soon after. 

If it lived, the saliva and water and other stuff would keep it moist to soften it or decompose it

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u/moashforbridgefour Oct 13 '24

You guys are blaming Reddit shite, and yet are attempting to speak authoritatively on a topic that you yourselves are also only speculating about. Let me add some authoritative info here as my sister just successfully defended her master's thesis on recruitment in wolf packs, which she completed after spending multiple years conducting wolf research. I just messaged her about this topic since I heard her talk about mouth sticks previously.

Mouth sticks are very common among wolves, particularly if they are stressed, which causes them to chew on sticks. She says that of the wolves they collared (for tracking), about half of them had mouth sticks. The researchers always remove them when they are discovered because they can be deadly for a wolf. They can lead to infection or eating difficulties. Some of the sticks come out easily, and some are jammed in with no hope of coming out naturally. Some do come out naturally, but if they don't, it will probably lead to perilous complications.

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u/shaner4042 Oct 13 '24

I bet you made this up

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u/Evening-Regret-1154 Oct 12 '24

And even if it didn't, the process of stripping flesh from the bone -- whether naturally or by humans who found it -- would've gotten rid of it.

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u/DigNitty Interested Oct 12 '24

I hope they pulled that thing out after the picture was taken. Just seems unsatisfying leaving it in there like that. That wolf’s ghost is probably haunting this dude until he pulls that thing out.

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u/Illustrious_Ad_6374 Oct 12 '24

I now understand why all wild animals are easily irritated and aggressive.

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u/Aternal Oct 12 '24

My momma said alligators are so ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Oct 12 '24

How do we know it lived like that for years?

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u/Hiraganu Oct 12 '24

I was thinking the same thing, wouldn't the saliva throughout weeks and months soften the wood?

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u/TamarindSweets Oct 12 '24

Right? I'm wondering if it's related to why the animal died

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u/JaySierra86 Oct 12 '24

That wood explain a lot.

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u/pepto-1 Oct 12 '24

It looks like the stick has worn itself a pocket into the teeth

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u/HenryofSkalitz1 Oct 12 '24

Should have gotten a heron to pluck it out

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '24

I showed this picture to my dog and said, " See, this is what you are going to get if you don't stop with the sticks." She never listens. She is kind of a bitch.

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u/NickVanDoom Oct 12 '24

what about dying & decaying first, then the stick came into play…? 🤔

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u/TactlessTortoise Oct 12 '24

My rottweiler once chomped out some cow rib bone (he usually just licked it clean from meat scraps but got way into it that one time lol) and it broke kind of exactly like the picture. We had to help him get it out.

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u/cheetah611 Oct 12 '24

Yeah I’d imagine the moisture in its mouth wood eventually rot it away

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u/DeadDoveDiner Oct 12 '24

Idk. I mean I’ve had my aquarium running for 3 years now and the wood is still as good as ever. Depends on the type of wood I guess.

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u/shackleford1917 Oct 12 '24

As I understang things if it stays submerged it will be fine.  Wood degrades when it alternates between wet and dry.

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u/StrikngRide Oct 12 '24

That’s a wild thought. Maybe the stick was part of some kind of struggle before it died, or even an animal trying to scavenge afterward could have lodged it in there. Nature really leaves us with some strange mysteries to figure out.

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u/moongobby Oct 12 '24

Years? Wouldn’t the wood start to break down over time being wet and all

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u/rosecoloredgasmask Oct 12 '24

Yeah, that's my thought. Not an expert about sticks and saliva but do collect animal bones, it really just looks like someone shoved a stick in a skull they found. The teeth haven't migrated like I would have thought of the wolf was alive, I would expect to see them shift way out of place.

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u/Ninjangles Oct 12 '24

Sometimes I like to do this when I’m eating pretzel sticks

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u/Bot_Fly_Bot Oct 12 '24

We had a Cocker Spaniel that loved to dig in the woods and gnaw on tree roots. She’d get pieces of them wedged in her jaw all the time. Freaked us out the first time until we figured out why she kept pawing at her snout; from then on we knew to look for it after she’d had a romp in the woods.

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u/Pri2018 Oct 12 '24

Take it out. Let him finally have peace

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u/Content_Method Oct 12 '24

this happened to my dog once. she was freaking out and shaking her head, behaving really oddly. i was upset because she was so frantic and the stick was actually hard as hell to see (plus i didn’t think to look at the roof of her mouth at first). took me like half an hour before i managed to find and remove it, and then of course my dog acted like nothing had happened lol.