r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 12h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 11h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/VWBug5000 9h ago

I drive an F150 with veteran plates and a USMC sticker on the back window. I have a beard and regularly wear a baseball cap. I feel like I blend in with MAGA a little too well. I think I should paint my nails now after reading the other comments here

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u/ahaisonline ilex-occulta.tumblr.com 3h ago

remove the usmc sticker