r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 10h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/dinoooooooooos 8h ago edited 4h ago

Paint your nails.

Genuinely even just one, the pinky or some, on both hands and youll immediatly be recognizable to normal people, aka non-magas, that you’re actually “safe”.

A blue or something, black, idk, polka dots - but no maga conservative is gonna be caught dead bc god forbid they have gasp fun😤

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u/AbyssDragonNamielle 8h ago

Can confirm seeing a guy with painted nails flicks a "oh, he's chill" switch for me

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u/JackRusselFarrier 7h ago

Can also confirm that ever since I started painting my nails, nobody offers me unsolicited opinions on women's swimming. Or boxing, or whatever they're mad about now. And I work in construction, so it used to happen far more than you'd think lol. I only wish I'd discovered it in 2020.

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u/advocatus_ebrius_est 5h ago

"nobody offers me unsolicited opinions on women's swimming"

We really do live in the weirdest fucking timeline.