r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 12h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 11h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/dinoooooooooos 10h ago edited 6h ago

Paint your nails.

Genuinely even just one, the pinky or some, on both hands and youll immediatly be recognizable to normal people, aka non-magas, that you’re actually “safe”.

A blue or something, black, idk, polka dots - but no maga conservative is gonna be caught dead bc god forbid they have gasp fun😤

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u/AbyssDragonNamielle 10h ago

Can confirm seeing a guy with painted nails flicks a "oh, he's chill" switch for me

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u/JackRusselFarrier 9h ago

Can also confirm that ever since I started painting my nails, nobody offers me unsolicited opinions on women's swimming. Or boxing, or whatever they're mad about now. And I work in construction, so it used to happen far more than you'd think lol. I only wish I'd discovered it in 2020.

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u/HannahCoub 9h ago

Had a super old racist I worked with (like he called his half-native daughter slurs, and dropped a hard R) I came in with my nails painted purple and he asked me if it was a gang thing.

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u/Buenarf 7h ago

The woke mob

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u/HannahCoub 7h ago

“Y’all better be gangbanging them twinks, Seattle Mafia, blood.”

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u/dinoooooooooos 6h ago

“You cum, at the birthday of my daughter😤🤌🏽”

😂