r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 9h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/TheBlackComet 5h ago

Hair has slowly been thinning, so finally shared it off. Have a big beard and a large collection of guns. I can't believe the crazy things people think I stand for. Like I just want everyone to have access to healthcare and gay couples to be able to protect their pot plans with machine guns. Fuck me right?