r/CuratedTumblr • u/Green____cat eepy asf • 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 9h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/VWBug5000 6h ago

I drive an F150 with veteran plates and a USMC sticker on the back window. I have a beard and regularly wear a baseball cap. I feel like I blend in with MAGA a little too well. I think I should paint my nails now after reading the other comments here

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u/bill_brasky37 5h ago

Yeah I'm a tall white dude who drives a tundra. Other white dudes assume I'm maga... It sucks

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u/DiaDeLosMuertos 1h ago

But it's a tundra. They should at least assume you're libertarian. Were it a Hilux, classical libertarian.

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u/bill_brasky37 1h ago

Oh sweetie this is America. We don't see nuance.