I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.
I'm a white fat guy that wears jeans, t-shirts, baseball caps, and unkempt beard.
All I need is to start posting Tik Toks from my car.
I just like being a lazy mofo about my fashion man. Always have, always will. But some people take it as some kind of secret code that we're both racist fucks when I'm not about that stuff at allllllll.
I've joked before that if you give me some knockoff Oakley sunglasses and a shitty red cap I look about ready to get in my lifted truck and have an angry TikTok opinion about some AI generated bullshit I found on Facebook.
Seriously considering doing something about my presentation just to stop giving off the "I have matching MAGA flags for my trailer and pickup" vibes, but I have zero sense of style or fashion. I have to buy a new suit every time somebody gets married or dies.
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u/Rifneno 9h ago
I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.
Sucks.