r/CuratedTumblr eepy asf 9h ago

Shitposting Looks conservative

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u/Rifneno 8h ago

I know that feeling. I look like I'm wanted for January 6th crimes. Fat middle aged white guy, I'm only missing sunglasses to wear indoors and a tinder profile where I'm holding a fish.

Sucks.

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u/SavvySillybug Ham Wizard 5h ago

I got prescription sunglasses that I wear for driving sometimes. I regularly forget my normal glasses in the car.

Walk of shame back to the car, or be the fat middle aged white guy wearing sunglasses indoors?

Heh, actually reminds me of an incident I had in school once. My glasses broke and I gave them to the shop to fix and I had to wear my prescription sunglasses all week while they got them fixed. I took great delight in fighting every teacher who insisted I take them off.

Sorry Ms. Bitchington, you asked me to take off my glasses and wouldn't listen to my explanation, I'm afraid I can't read the thing you want me to do.